It has come to my attention recently, that this so called "Dos Equis Guy", the also so called "Most Interesting Man in the World", has been gaining much ground in the public and internet community. And, I heard Dos Equis beer doesn't taste that bad.
Now, with the ranking of this man, and various "abilities", such as "Speaking French, in Russian" and so on, he has become something of legend. And as masculine legends go, we look to the likes of Mr. T, Chuck Norris, and, to a much lesser extent, Pete Burns.
But, with the powers of this man, and the abilities to seduce women and "have people hang on his every word, even the prepositions", he may have the upper hand on our other legends, with Chuck Norris limited to scaring inanimate objects and round house kicking, and Mr. T limited to excessive amounts of pitying.
I know what you people may be thinking. Some you may say, "no, NO NO! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! THERE IS NO REASON TO LIVE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Other may say, "HALLELUJAH, ITS THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST! IVE WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS!". And, finally, the vast majority will say, "Why does everyone give such a big f*ck about this?"
Will this "Dos Equis Guy" become the next alpha male of our species? Only time will tell. And various posts and flamers from Facepunch.
lol - fuck you Pervert Doctor
Chuck Norris should kick your ass
Dos Equis Guy = Chuck Norris's father.
I just blew your minds.
I don't always complain on the internet.
But when I do I prefer Dos Equis.
[QUOTE=CanadianGouda;17058249]Dos Equis Guy = Chuck Norris's father.
I just blew your minds.[/QUOTE]
How do you give our mental conscience a blowjob? :raise:
[sp]It's a pun.[/sp]
[img]http://www.silverfeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jonathan_goldsmith.jpg[/img]
Just look at this motherfucker.
Most Interesting Man in the World is more interesting than some cowboy fag with a beard.
Some times i'm not flaming
But when I am, I'm smashed on Dos Equis.
Every time when I saw this shitty commercial, I always ask myself "Who the fuck is this faggot"
[QUOTE=B1N4RY;17058359]Every time when I saw this shitty commercial, I always ask myself "Who the fuck is this faggot"[/QUOTE]
That's funny, I ask myself, "Who the fuck is this refined gentleman?"
Better than chuck norris AND the Dos Equis Guy
GUNNY.
[img]http://lundestudio.com/2007SHOTShow/Day2/gunny-and-me.jpg[/img]
WIN.
[QUOTE=Namh03;17058299][img]http://www.silverfeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jonathan_goldsmith.jpg[/img]
Just look at this motherfucker.[/QUOTE]
Holy SHIT. Look at that beard!
He looks like George Lucas but classier and more refined.
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;17058612]sexy man is sexy :smug:[/QUOTE]
gay people are gay
You forgot the Stig.
[img]http://www-personal.umich.edu/~thyliasm/Stig.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=xpod1;17058569]Holy SHIT. Look at that beard![/QUOTE]
That's exactly what my head forced me to think.
It's about time the fucking Chuck Norris fad died
You forgot Bruce Lee. For that, you die tonight.
Bumping for interest.
[QUOTE='[LOA] SonofBrim;17058527']Better than chuck norris AND the Dos Equis Guy
GUNNY.
[img]http://lundestudio.com/2007SHOTShow/Day2/gunny-and-me.jpg[/img]
WIN.[/QUOTE]
Better.
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