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There's a Black Guy and a Mexican Who's driving? The Cop. Go. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Lets not. Racism is unfunny." - birkett))[/highlight]
HAHAHAHAHAHAH :fuckoff:
Theres a racist in a car....who's driving? The banhammer.
There's these three guys, a spic, a white guy and a black guy and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, Mexican what he wants, and he goes, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy "What do you want?" And he goes, "I want all my African brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." So, genie goes poof! And, all the blacks in America are in Africa So the genie says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then." [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - birkett))[/highlight]
Boondock Saints. aw yeah!:clint:
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;20015266]There's these three guys, a spic, a white guy and a black guy and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, Mexican what he wants, and he goes, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy "What do you want?" And he goes, "I want all my African brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." So, genie goes poof! And, all the blacks in America are in Africa So the genie says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."[/QUOTE] Thats not nice :saddowns:
[QUOTE=TehGman;20015107]There's a Black Guy and a Mexican Who's driving? The Cop.[/QUOTE] That was the most beautiful thing I have ever read. I'm serious I actually laughed. [editline]09:04PM[/editline] I am stealing this joke for my own personal use.
Minorities no really thats the joke, laugh
What do you call a black preacher? A preacher. What are you a fucking racist?
How do you starve a black man? [sp]hide his food stamps in his work boots.[/sp] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - birkett))[/highlight]
A white doctor is 99% trustworthy, a black doctor is an oxymoron [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - birkett))[/highlight]
[b]Racism, away![/b] Why did 2 black cops arrest a white man? [sp]It was opposite day[/sp] What did God say to the first black man? [sp] "Shit, I burnt one." [/sp] Why do black people like basketball so much? [sp]Because they're good at running, shooting, and stealing.[/sp] Why do black people use birth control and condoms? [sp]To prevent crime.[/sp] What's the only way to see a black person? [sp]Down the sights.[/sp] What's the only way to see 7 black people? [sp]Down the barrel.[/sp] What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? [sp]A park bench can support a family of four.[/sp] What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? [sp]Prison break.[/sp] How do you make a black man run? [sp]A box of KFC.[/sp] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - birkett))[/highlight]
A Chinese man walks into an eye doctor. He tells the doctor he is having eye problems. After tests the doctor says "I see the problem, you have a Cataract." The Chinaman answers "No, I drive a Rincoln Continentar" [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - birkett))[/highlight]
A jew, a black man, and a Mexican walk into a bar, and the bartender says: "Get the fuck out" [editline]09:33PM[/editline] hey you guys wanna hear a joke women's rights
What do you call a woman with big tits in Haiti? A milkshake. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Not racist, but damn distasteful" - birkett))[/highlight]
Why do black men have red eyes after sex? Pepperspray
Whats sad about 4 black men falling off of a cliff in an Escalade? [sp]They were my friends.[/sp]
Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the Boogey Man and a rich Mexican are standing around in a circle and theres 10 bucks in the middle, who gets it first? [sp]No one because they don't exist.[/sp] [editline]09:12PM[/editline] There's three guys in a plane, an Chinese man, an African, and a Mexican. The Chinese man throws some chop sticks out the window because he had too many. The Mexican throws some burritos out the window because he had too many. The American throws the Mexican out the window because we have too many. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - birkett))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Egg_Toaster;20018805]Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the Boogey Man and a rich Mexican are standing around in a circle and theres 10 bucks in the middle, who gets it first? [sp]No one because they don't exist.[/sp] [editline]09:12PM[/editline] There's three guys in a plane, an Chinese man, an African, and a Mexican. The Chinese man throws some chop sticks out the window because he had too many. The Mexican throws some burritos out the window because he had too many. The American throws the Mexican out the window because we have too many.[/QUOTE] both are old and I could see them from a mile away And the 2nd one is wrong
Why are Jewish peoples' noses so big? [sp]Because air is free.[/sp]
The best tool to use to catch the president of the united states: [img]http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9702/obamatrap.jpg[/img]
Your mom is like a brick. Flat, dirty and gets laid by Mexicans.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;20019709]you know whats a joke? [sp]Wemons Rights...MUAHAHAHAHAHA[/sp][/QUOTE] Good job.
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