Weird phone calls - General

I was just sitting in school and my phone starts ringing. I scrambled to mute it before everyone else figured it out it's from me. The call was from New Jersey. I declined it because I don't know anyone in New Jersey. I receive a voicemail. It was only 5 seconds long. "-ine"(?) That's what I heard from it. After that I heard what I think was faint music. I guess whoever was on the other end, if it wasn't automated, was fooled by my answering message. Incredibly creeped out I look up the number online. WhitePages comments say it's spam. So what was the weirdest phone call you got?

When I was 11, I received a call from a guy who asked if I wanted to join Downtown Cleveland's bikini and whores club.

I was like 10, some random guy rang my home phone. "is bshk there?" he asks. "Who?" I reply. He then started to beatbox down the phone, and it was sick.

[media]http://soundcloud.com/chaotic-lord/heyyyyguy[/media] Came home to this on my answering machine. Got another one that said "De ball! De Crystalized Ball!" in a heavily accented, slightly slurred voice, but I accidentally deleted it before I could record it onto my computer

I was a kid, and my parents weren't home and the phone was ringing so I just decided to pick it up since the caller ID wasn't a telemarketer number or anything. I pick it up and I say "Hello?" They said in a very mature and calmingly polite way "We want you for the Nigger Society, young nigger." Then they hung up. I'm white though.

[QUOTE=a dumb bear;43633893]I was like 10, some random guy rang my home phone. "is bshk there?" he asks. "Who?" I reply. He then started to beatbox down the phone, and it was sick.[/QUOTE] I beatboxed to random numbers. Once, I called up late at night and it was a big party and they put it on loudspeaker. Maybe once I called you?

For the past week or so every single day I have been getting a call from a local (360) number that is an automatic message in Spanish, and I cannot understand it... Called the number back once, and a guy picked up. I told him about what was happening, and he seemed really confused, like he had no idea what I was talking about. Spooky.

Not a phone call, but I did receive text messages for a while from a guy who called himself "Jim, the glass guy". He kept asking me if I wanted to be picked up from work. I don't have a job

There was one time I was going to check my voicemail, but instead of going to my inbox it was some message saying "resistance is futile."

[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;43639384]There was one time I was going to check my voicemail, but instead of going to my inbox it was some message saying "resistance is futile."[/QUOTE] That reminds me of another call I got, some guy called me while I was in lecture a few months ago, and naturally I didn't want to answer during a class lecture, so I declined the call. After class, I called the number, and the message that played after a few seconds was "Do not call ever again." It spooked the fuck outta me :v: Had a friend call, and apparently the number is disconnected now.

The only weird phone call i got was someone breathing heavily then they hung up.

We get insurance telemarketers calling us all the time. I sometimes let the telemarketers listen to infomertials on the tv while my mothers boyfriend narrates them in the thickest southern accent humanly possible. The best part is, theyre not allowed to hang up first.

I was 14 and i got a call from someone asking for me and they were pretending to be a cop or something explaining that they have a warrant for my arrest. Firstly, why would they call me? Second, how the fuck did this person get my number, it isn't even listed and i NEVER give it out(fucking telemarketers got my number as well).

[QUOTE=zombini;43639523]I was 14 and i got a call from someone asking for me and they were pretending to be a cop or something explaining that they have a warrant for my arrest. Firstly, why would they call me? Second, how the fuck did this person get my number, it isn't even listed and i NEVER give it out(fucking telemarketers got my number as well).[/QUOTE] They hack and shit. Anyones phone number can get obtained by telemarketers. What do you expect, they're sneaky fuckers and you can't get rid of them.

a friend of mine is currently getting calls daily from an "education facility". they call him usually once or twice a day and it's always a different person and they tell him they want to know ''what kind of education he needs". he's tried to ask them who they are and why they're calling but usually if he doesn't answer their questions with a completely straight answer they hang up immediately.

Yesterday I got an answerphone message, you could hear talking in the background for a minute then suddenly a womans voice, "HAHAHAHAAA I CAN'T BE BOTHERED!" then she hung up

[QUOTE=Golgo 13;43635708]I beatboxed to random numbers. Once, I called up late at night and it was a big party and they put it on loudspeaker. Maybe once I called you?[/QUOTE] did you ever get a really confused 10 year old that just didn't understand it?

I was home alone and my mom left the house phone in the basement (thanks mom) and I heard it ringing. I went down to get it and when I picked it up, there was just static and noise. It scared the shit out of me and I dropped the phone, sprinted upstairs and slammed the door shut.

I only get strange calls from drunk people and old people. The drunk people usually go "oh I'm sorry I'm sorry" for like a whole minute and then hang up once I tell them they've got the wrong number. But oh man. This one little old lady. She called me like 10 times asking for a Jessica. Apparently I must have sounded like her or something because she refused to believe that I was not her. Eventually she got fed up and said "WHEN YOU GET HOME YOUNG LADY I AM GOING TO GROUND YOU FOR MONTHS!! *phone slam*" Never heard from the old lady again.

About a month ago I kept getting calls and texts on my cell at 3am from some hookers. I did a reverse lookup and it was from somewhere in Moreno valley wtf? One time I answered it and it was a dude, so I chewed his ass out. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? IT IS 2AM, I WILL FUCKING CALL THE POLICE. I FUCKING KNOW WHERE YOU ARE YOU CUNT. He promptly hung up, IDK what happened after that but some other people kept calling until they finally ceased. I probably shoulda tipped their police department off about it, but that city is like 40 miles from me so it probably wouldn't have made a difference.

I also constantly get calls from collection agencies looking for some lady named Tabitha, I guess she used to have my phone number, feel sorry for whoever she is.

I got a weird phone call earlier today. Phone was ringing but I couldn't answer it fast enough, no voicemail. So I call the number back about 5 minutes later and some old Russian woman answers. So I do a reverse search and it lists her place of residence as a government agency.

I keep getting calls from people from Southside Chicago asking for a Jimmy. On the first day I had my phone, got a call from a number I didn't recognize, so I let it go to voicemail. I checked it and some guy was saying "Yo Jimmy, it's your boy D. Call me when you hear this... It's Donald." Multiple other calls like that to my voicemail, and then near some holidays I would get calls from someone calling themself [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Clements"]Father Clements.[/URL] Sometime, I got a text from a guy who also thought I was Jimmy. I told him I wasn't so I cleared that up. He then asked if I wanted to trade photos so obviously I said yes and prepped a photo of my friend making mouthlove to a slice of pizza. He sent me [url=http://i.imgur.com/sM0U05s.jpg]this[/url] and I sent him that picture. Never got a response from him. Except Two months later, I got a text from the same number saying something like "Hey, I met a guy who looks a bit like u, i wonder if he has a big dick like u too ;)" I didn't respond to it. The latest call I got was someone saying "Oh, so when I don't pick up, you get mad at me, but when I call you you don't even pick up? Call your cousin, man!" So far, every single one of these wrong numbers has been from Southside Chicago and asking for Jimmy. Jimmy didn't give out the right number, I guess. I live in Washington state.

I got a phone call from somebody and his or her first thing to say was, was it done? then I just reply with huh? then the person hangs up

I literally got a call from an insurance agent who was attempting to sell a theft policy to the church in the next street. It was a case of '9' being replaced by '0' when the call was made due to carelessness.

according to the telemarketers my pc is infected with viruses thanks telemarketers

got a call like a week and a half ago asking if I was Santos and do I "got the stuff" I said no, who the fuck is this "yo, it's Pedro man" "you got the wrong number dude" "ahh mang"

Someone pocket dialed me during sex. It was my ex. And it was [I][B]hot.[/B][/I]

Every once in a while I get an automated call asking for some spanish woman to renew her subscription to something.

I also keep getting calls from some random scammy home improvement thing. SUPER ANNOYING. God they never shut up. I want to reach through the phone and strangle them.