• Stupid Half-Awake things you have done
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I woke up at about 2:00 AM this morning, got my clothing on, and was laying in bed watching TV when I realized "What the hell, Spongebob should be on, not George Lopez" then I realized "Oh god, it's only 2 AM. I went back to bed, and when I woke up I didn't bother to change my clothes.
Get up and start getting dressed on a day I didn't have class.
i practiced guitar at 1Am last night, Till school started and i was late..
Woke up at 11pm, and was up until about 6am. Around 3 or 4, I just started staring at the window. I thought the sun was rising and setting, like dawn then dusk. I started to freak out, tried getting a closer look, and banged my face against the glass. [QUOTE=Luxo;19871804]Get up and start getting dressed on a day I didn't have class.[/QUOTE] I did this on a Sunday. Woke up at around six, got dressed, and waited on the couch until it was time to leave for school. I thought it was Monday or Tuesday, and after a while I got a funny feeling. Neither of my parents were up yet, not even my sister. I checked the calender, it was Sunday. I threw my uniform off and went straight to bed.
Woke up having nightmare, my youtube account was banned :P [highlight](User was permabanned from youtube ("Dreams do come true" - Youtube Moderator))[/highlight] FUUUUUUUUUUUUU /caps
Turned my alarm off before it went off forgetting it was a school day. Missed an important class.
Its hard to remember but when I was around 7 or 8 I had fell asleep with my computer on and a game paused, I woke up the next morning and someone had been playing. I think it was me but I have this other feeling...
A couple years back I pissed at my toilet with the lid down. And I don't mean the seat, I mean the lid so it sprayed everywhere.
When I used to have to get up for school: Walk around like a drunk zombie. Stumbling, mumbling, constantly running into things, with only one thing on my mind; SLEEEEEEEEEEP.
Email eqiuvalent of drunk-dialling.
One time I woke up 2 minutes before I had to leave for school. I locked myself out of my house with my cell phone and keys still in the house. My parents didn't realize what was going on until the 300th door bell attempt.
I was sleeping in bed. I called my friend and said let's hangout. He came over. He literally came in my room and woke me up. Freaked me the fuck out.
I forgot I had my alarm on my phone. So I went around unplugging everything in my room that could make noise, when I noticed it was my phone I was still half asleep so I just started banging it against my table.
Woke up, got dressed, went to school, and about 3 hours later realized that the shirt I was wearing wasn't the one I thought it was.
Lit my last cigarette backwords. *sob*
When I was about six or seven I woke up in the middle of the night, sleep-walked down stairs, pulled a VHS cassette from the rack and pissed on it in the corner of the living room (This is all according to what my parents told me). The next morning, I wake up to shouting and a beating. I didn't know what the hell was going on.
2 AM went to go take a piss and it was too late when i realized my pants weren't down :geno:
My favorite this is waking up looking at the clock reading the time.... ..... .... fuck .... I'm gonna be late
Went to school in boxers thinking they were shorts, didn't realize until people pointed it out. [B]Edit:[/B] I was around 10 years old when it happened so it's not as unbelievable as you'd think.
Woke up at 4AM, put pants on, went back to sleep. Why? :iiam:
I was like 6 or 7. I went to bed, in my own bed, and woke up the next morning curled up in my doorway.
Have a random conversation with nothing. I swear. At the end I was just like what the fuck am I doing?
One time I woke up thinking it was a school day. I looked at the clock and it was around 10 or 11 in the morning so I started freaking out thinking I was late. I woke my mom up thinking her alarm didn't go off for some reason. She told then told me that it was Saturday, so I pretty much was like "Oh.. :downs:" and went off to play video games.
I pissed in the bathtub instead of the the toilet. :v:
Have a lucid dream that I got dressed and everything, then wake up still not dressed and being yelled at.
I was up all night (I had Sleep Insomnia at the time) and at around 3:00 AM, I pretty much shut down and could not in any way comprehend that my clock was telling the time.
Woke up at 2AM walked to the bathroom and had a shower. God it's the most confusing thing ever waking up in the middle of a shower in the middle of the night...Especially when it's happened TWICE!
Threw and stuck a whole pizza to the wall and sat on the floor giggling. My parents woke up and came to investigate. Needless to say, drug test followed.
Pissed in our trashcan :buddy:
go into my parents room and tell them "where is the gun?" then go to my room to sleep again (This is all according to what my parents told me, i dont remember it) also trow my underwear into the toilet, i was like :whoptc:
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