"It looks like the victim was killed with a really sharp pencil"
"Well, I guess..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...he got the point"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
What do you call two people in an ambulance?
A pair of medics.
:rimshot:
[QUOTE=Dirf;25443726]What do you call two people in an ambulance?
A pair of medics.
:rimshot:[/QUOTE]
What do you call people in an ambulance?
Dicks.
Edit: Worst pun I can think of.
Woman rights.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2 penises meet each other in an intersection, the story ends here because it is illogical
I rate myself winner, do i win now?
This is a pun thread.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see if they won
no pun in ten did
The bakery set on fire but I managed to deal with it on my own..
..It was a [b]piece of cake[/b]
:smug:
Hey, man, should I get the upcoming Undead Nightmare DLC for RDR?
Of course, it's a no-brainer.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;25444369]I entered 10 puns in a contest to see if they won
no pun in ten did[/QUOTE]
:psyboom:
An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.
:rimshot:
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PONY WITH A SORE THROAT
HE WAS A LITTLE HOARSE
:rimshot:
"My uncle thought he would clean up in dirt farming, but prices fell, and he took a real bath. Eventually, he washed his hands of the whole thing."
This thread is puntastic.
In a Kansas state prison, while a condemned man stands with a noose around his neck waiting to die; the executioner looks over and asks "How's it hangin'?"
The energizer bunny has been arrested on a charge of battery
PUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
/caps
Jesus, this thread is PUNishing on my eyes.
Punching!
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot.
This thread is puninteresting to me.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar :v:
These arent your Dad's puns, these are ENERGY PUNS, TURRBOPUNNSSSSS!
and then she died
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