In Harry Potter, do you think any of the girls, used their "wand" in a different way?
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Think about it, what if in Harry Potter. Some of the girls used their "extra large" wands for something it was not inteded for. What do you think they might have used it for?!
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[QUOTE=Laseremil;42609656]Think about it, what if in Harry Potter. Some of the girls used their "extra large" wands for something it was not inteded for. What do you think they might have used it for?![/QUOTE]
Why don't you just write the dirty fanfiction yourself since you clearly already have something in mind.
Backscratcher.
Sure hope one of the uses is for deleting this thread.
I'd prolly use it as a bookmark or something or, yeah, tea stirrer and backscratcher. Maybe play fetch with my dogs?
-Snip
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;42609671]stirring tea
[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110513163609/harrypotter/images/f/f5/Leaky.JPG[/img][/QUOTE]
A Wizard reading about Muggle Science, what the fuck
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;42610099]A Wizard reading about Muggle Science, what the fuck[/QUOTE]
isn't there an entire course in hogwarts called muggle studies where you learn shit that you miss out on in normal school?
This is a weird thread
sex
Buttscratcher.
[QUOTE=gaminji;42610119]isn't there an entire course in hogwarts called muggle studies where you learn shit that you miss out on in normal school?[/QUOTE]
Not to mention the Muggle section of the Ministry of Magic.
They used it for masturbation.
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I remember one of them told me putting a wand in your cunt feels pretty good.
I was in Hogwarts for a few years, but then Facepunch came along :(
I bet they used their wands for magic.
To bitch slap people like the OP.
They would have used them to keep the forums clear of shitposts.
"Guys pls write me fan fiction about wands and vaginas so i can fap"
wouldn't it be pretty damn dangerous to masturbate with wands
i mean simple swipes produce sparks
who knows what wild thrusting would do christ the girl would implode you sick individual
See, this is why [del]Voldemort[/del] He Who Must Not Be Named exists in the first place.
Oh god I looked at your other thread too, goddamn you're a weirdo aren't you
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;42610099]A Wizard reading about Muggle Science, what the fuck[/QUOTE]He's also doing magic without a wand.
I recall one Harry Potter conversation that got derailed to all hell because they noticed that this one background character does like five things that wizards in his setting are supposed to be improbable-to-literally-incapable of, thus making him possibly the most powerful character in that universe by default.
I feel like if a girl wanted sexual activity, they'd just transfigurate a dildo or something. Or better yet, a condom, and then they'd brew a love potion.
idk boys use them as dildos though I can tell you that
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;42609671]stirring tea
[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110513163609/harrypotter/images/f/f5/Leaky.JPG[/img][/QUOTE]
He kinda looks like Brian Cox, doesn't he?
[QUOTE=Pennywise;42610786]He's also doing magic without a wand.
I recall one Harry Potter conversation that got derailed to all hell because they noticed that this one background character does like five things that wizards in his setting are supposed to be improbable-to-literally-incapable of, thus making him possibly the most powerful character in that universe by default.[/QUOTE]
Pffft-[I]what?[/I]
Do tell more, good sir.
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;42610099]A Wizard reading about Muggle Science, what the fuck[/QUOTE]
what if
it's not science at all
but magic
[QUOTE=GamerChick;42610511]To bitch slap people like the OP.[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure you mean 'witch slap'.
what is wrong with you
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