• Funny/Weird Stories Involving Buttcheeks
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If you have any stories involving buttcheeks post them here. I have one that involves my buttcheeks, and it was in the summer of '08 and I was in the changing room/shower room at the beach and for shits and giggles I thought it would be funny to take a dump in a trashcan so I did and when I did it I spread my asscheeks and dropped a huge deuce and ran off. Looking back, I realise how dumb I was and how dumb I was in my younger years. But yeah, thats my buttcheek story!
I rimmed the asshole of this gay guy I know once.
I like to put honey on my ass and have bugs eat it off.
Oh man it's Lucorio again. I'm sure places like the Wet Dreams Forums will welcome you with open arms. Although they might wear gloves just to be sure. Anyway, I flex my buttocks to the rhythm of music if I'm sitting down occasionally.
I distinctly remember being in love in freshman year. It was the most innocent of innocent loves. I would fantasize about ramming Taylor, nailing Samantha, and doing [I]unspeakable[/I] things to Audrey. But Caitlyn I would merely fantasize about falling in mutual love with, maybe if I dared a tender mutual loss of virginity. No further. She was too innocent, too perfect. I distinctly remember discreetly enjoying her lovely fourteen-year-old bottom whenever the occasion presented itself.
I want somebody to eat a granola bar in my ass.
i just got done squeezing something out from between my buttcheeks that looked a lot like this thread
Op what is with all these weird ass thread? lol play on words.
I have a knack for getting the worst god damn splinters embedded in my ass cheeks for some reason. Shit is not fun at all.
Ive played with a guys butt before, many times, it's amazing.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;36546761]That must have tasted horrible. 800th post.[/QUOTE] He took a shower, dummy.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=909821[/url] im p sure buttcheeks are mentioned in this story
Just yesterday, I was drunk as shit on the back of a truck. I mooned some finnish family. It was hilarious.
Took a shit using my ass once. On a daily basis I always go for a shit after a meal. That's a fact now.
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