You know the drill by now.
I wish i had a geth plush toy that says "Does this unit have a soul" every time it is hugged.
It stabs you in your sleep if you don't hug it for 4 hours straight. And you don't.
I wish I got to keep my kitten :smith:.
your kitten developed rabies and bites you next time you pet it.
I wish my parents would unground me
They unground you, on the condition that you must forfeit everying you own.
I wish I had a rocket chainsaw launcher.
you get it but the targeting system frys and explodes in your hands
i wish i could have halo reach early but only if it comes with bacon buddies(SANDWICHES)
Granted, but the copy of Halo Reach breaks and your bacon buddies are spoiled
I wish for a time machine
You go back in time, but since you didn't account for the Earth moving around the sun, your destination is space. You faint after a few seconds, then your blood boils from lack of pressure. Blood cells burst causing vein tissue to swell, circulation is cut off to your body parts, and you die.
I wish I had infinite wishes.
You get them but then you die because ya fell to an abysm full of shit.
I wish nothing.
your improper grammar breaks the space-time continuum, ripping you apart. good job einstein.
i wish i had another bowl of chili.
Unfortunately you already did, but the poison in the chili numbed your brain so you forgot and made a big mess in the crapper.
I wish for another wish
Unfortuantly, that wish was given to someone else.
I wish for spoiled cake.
You get botulism.
I wish for botulism.
Granted, but only your closest family and friends get it.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but humanity is wiped of the world.
I wish I had a new headset.
you get it........but.....it burns
i wish to be god
You learn that everyone resents you and everything you've ever done has had a negative effect on them.
I wish for a crisp $20 bill.
The crisp 20$ dollar bill is hot off the presses. Of a counterfeiter.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
Granted, but the paradox-
I wish for a lifetime supply of [img]http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/nutella.jpg[/img]
unfortunatley god mistakes it for poo so now you have a lifetime supply of poo
I wish alien to be real (alien off of AvP) idk why but i couldnt think up another wish
alien is made real. it plants its baby inside your wife. it bursts from her midsection, killing her, and then eats you, killing you.
I wish this thread was funny.
This thread suddenly became more unfunny.
I wish the Earth was less polluted.
Granted, at the cost of absolutly no electricity forever.
i wish i was in Japan
You are, but during a Yaoi convention D:
I wish my computer wasn't so horridly bad.
You get a tablet, containing five hundred leaves of paper.
I wish for world war.
The world governments hug and have sex.
I wish for icecream.
[QUOTE=HyperTails;23771665]The world governments hug and have sex.
I wish for icecream.[/QUOTE]
It melts.
I wish for 2 Asus Ares graphics cards.
You have no computer to use them in.
I wish for 1 million real, United States dollars given to me legally for me to use on anything that I wish.
You couldn't think of anything to use and gave the cash away.
I wish i was banned for a day.
You get perma'd
Damn Ninja's!
I wish for a corrupted wish.
Your lateness grants you an uncorrupted wish, which is your corrupted wish.
I wish that my wish wasn't corrupted.
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