Post here your funny or worst "your mom" jokes.
e.g. Your mama's so fat, she's the equivalent size of a blue whale.
You can post images/videos of "your mom" jokes.
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the human being that has given birth to you appears to be quite weighty regarding her body
Your mother is a nice person.
yo mama so fat we're all deeply concerned about her health.
Yo mama so fat that she got type 2 diabeetus.
Your mom's so ugly the neighbours break in to close the curtains.
whose had to live with a mistake they made their whole life?
your mum
Your mother is so fat her belt size is the equator.
Your mum's so fat she wears Orion's Belt.
[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;49732871]Your mum's so fat she wears Orion's Belt.[/QUOTE]
I'll have to remember that one the next time I'm climbing off your mom.
yo mama is so fat when she went to school she sat next to the whole class
Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
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Yo mama so stupid, it takes her seven hours to watch Sixty Minutes.
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Yo mama so promiscuous, she's a whore.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49728176]your mom[/QUOTE]
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Your mom's such a filthy whore, she's a filthier whore than my mother. And my mother is ONE FILTHY WHORE.
Yo momma so fat she has a lovely homeliness about her that everyone loves.
your mom so fat, your dad has to roll over twice to get off of her
[editline]13th February 2016[/editline]
*zigzag snap*
Your mother was a hamster.
Also, she's so tight she can queef diamonds.
Your momma is like a gas station, you have to pay before you pump.
Your momma is like a NASCAR driver, she burns through 8 rubbers a night.
Your momma is like the wind, she blows hard.
Your mamma is like a chicken farmer, she holds cocks.
Your momma is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem.
YOUR MOM SO STUPID
SHE BROUGHT 16 OTHER PEOPLE WITH HER TO WATCH AN NC-17 RATED MOVIE
VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL MOMMA DISS INCOMING!
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Your mom's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets laid back in the closet.
Your mother is a very nice person and is well respected in the community she's in.
Your mom is like a brick. Heavy, dirty and always gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama so old she was born when yo mama jokes were still funny.
[video=youtube;sN2pV8S63rw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN2pV8S63rw[/video]
Your mom is so fat she has an event horizon.
Your mom is so ugly she turned MEDUSA to stone
[sp]Back in grade school this was an insta-KO[/sp]
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