Crime rates are up, Obama lied, unemployment rates are increasing, I thought I'd help boost your moods with a good thread.
I'd totally go skydiving and strip in mid-air and fall the rest of the way. Preferably in front of an elementary school. :D
I think I clicked on the wrong thread.
Grenade in mouth.
Drive into a tornado.
1) attach noose to neck with overly long rope
2) super-glue hands to side of head
3) swallow cyanide pill while poised over the side of a building
4) drop dead off building
5) noose tears my head off, making it look like I tore my own head off as I fell
[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;19677672]Drive into a tornado.[/QUOTE]
Nothing happened to the people from Twister but you're more than welcomed to try anyway.
Good old fashion hanging.
[QUOTE=Splode a Pinga;19677717]1) attach noose to neck with overly long rope
2) super-glue hands to side of head
3) swallow cyanide pill while poised over the side of a building
4) drop dead off building
5) noose tears my head off, making it look like I tore my own head off as I fell[/QUOTE]
piano wire
1) Stand on stool.
2) Tie rope to ceiling.
3) Tie other end of rope around head to make noose.
4) Glue hands to head.
5) Jump off stool.
6) Rip head off body with bare hands.
bear hands?
THAT lS NOT HOW ROPE WORKS.
In class
[QUOTE=xpod1;19677818]THAT lS NOT HOW ROPE WORKS.[/QUOTE]
don't be smart with me i am 12 and wat is this
Probably get a small object that spins fast and then attach a lengthy amount of piano wire to it and to the other end i would attach a grenade with the wire knotted through the pin. I would then continue to move the machine outside a large building, and go the the top. I would then take a large amount of money with me, and douse myself in a flammable liquid. Then i would jump off the building, after yelling to start the machine. Then i would jump after lighting myself on fire, land on the machine, and eventually blow up.
1. old age
2. saving the world
3. destroying the world
[QUOTE=DSG;19677849]don't be smart with me i am 12 and wat is this[/QUOTE]
I thought you had to be at least 13 to join FP. Where's a fuckin' moderator when I needz one.
I would just shoot myself, you wouldn't even know what happened.
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;19677900]I thought you had to be at least 13 to join FP. Where's a fuckin' moderator when I needz one.[/QUOTE]
...you can't be that stupid.
[QUOTE=DSG;19677911]...you can't be that stupid.[/QUOTE]
I think he can!
[QUOTE=DSG;19677911]...you can't be that stupid.[/QUOTE]
Relax relax it was a joke.
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;19677900]I thought you had to be at least 13 to join FP. Where's a fuckin' moderator when I needz one.[/QUOTE]
It's a meme.
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;19677721]Nothing happened to the people from Twister but you're more than welcomed to try anyway.[/QUOTE]
Yes because we all know Twister was supposed to be a realistic movie. :downs:
Shoot myself, If it was that bad i'd want to kill myself, I wouldn't want to suffer anymore pain.
Like this
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Eating a frisbee if you couldnt tell.
[QUOTE=Price_;19678235]Shoot myself, If it was that bad i'd want to kill myself, I wouldn't want to suffer anymore pain.[/QUOTE]
Trust me, you wouldn't feel anything if you hit the ground after falling 5 miles, unless you landed on pillows on top of a giant needle so that when you hit your impact was dulled by the pillows but you and the pillows went threw the needle.
