Do you know all the middle names of the Spice Girls? Do you know what some sort of disgusting body fluid tastes like? Do you know [i]exactly[/i] how giraffes have sex? Tell about that stuff here. Obviously, I go first.
It just so happens I know all the names of the Jonas Brothers. Nick, Joe, and Kevin. I think...
Your turn.
I know that my uncle watches Gay Porn.
He was a priest.
I can invert my penis.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16216639]I can invert my penis.[/QUOTE]
Everyone can.
Wait...
Oh shit.
We're gifted, buddy. :downs:
Walruses have the second biggest penis, guess who has the biggest :buddy:
Me.
:iceburn:
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16216706]Me.[/QUOTE]
You're fatter than a blue whale?
:iceburn: x 2
I know what Goatesse looks like. That pass?
What SGTNAPALM looks like naked.
[QUOTE=peabrain101;16216720]You're fatter than a blue whale?[/QUOTE]
Down there? Yeah. Actually, no, it just [i]looks[/i] fat. It's all muscle, baby.
[QUOTE=Wisebrant;16216703]Walruses have the second biggest penis, guess who has the biggest :buddy:[/QUOTE]
We already know i have the biggest penis so that leaves walruses in 3rd place.
iranians have nukes.
[QUOTE=Shawnald;16216769]What SGTNAPALM looks like naked.[/QUOTE]
What then?
That i will die alone
Smoking is bad for you.
I feel guilty every time I have a fag.
Dont drink and drive.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16216706]Me.[/QUOTE]
Wow, you walked right into that one.
I'm sure a ton of you know this one. Don't use soap when masturbating. It feels your jacking your penis skin right off.
death happens to everyone at some point argh
[QUOTE=Wisebrant;16217144]Wow, you walked right into that one.[/QUOTE]
I don't get it. Am I missing something?
[QUOTE=xZippy;16218145]I'm sure a ton of you know this one. Don't use soap when masturbating. It feels your jacking your penis skin right off.[/QUOTE]
Showerfap.
My mom still doesn't know why I take 30-40 minutes in the shower.
Every person eats on average 3 spiders a year while asleep.
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:ohdear:
There are bugs that can travel up your urine and eat your wang off from the inside.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16216780]Down there? Yeah. Actually, no, it just [i]looks[/i] fat. It's all muscle, baby.[/QUOTE]
The human penis is held erect by three "bladders" which fill with blood. :science:
[QUOTE=xZippy;16218145]I'm sure a ton of you know this one. Don't use soap when masturbating. It feels your jacking your penis skin right off.[/QUOTE]
I think you're using the wrong kind of soap. It feels fine to me. Maybe I just have a rock hard dick and balls of steel. :smug:
Im the only one in my town (4000) that likes furry :\
[QUOTE=Albino Cast;16225500]Im the only one in my town (4000) that likes furry :\[/QUOTE]
Maybe that's a sign from god tell you to leave your town and start life anew. As in not a furry.
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