• guys there are monsters in my backyard
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oh my fucking good god shit dicks cunt fuck its 1:15 in the morning and i just went outside to grab some water bottles before bed (i like to have waterbottles just incase i wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as fuck) and just as i fucking reach into the box of waterbottles i hear a fucking scream from my backyard (the porch with the waterbottles faces my backyard, which is about 3/4 of a football field long) as soon as i hear it i fucking panic, grab 2 water bottles and high-tail it into my house, i fucking slam the door, lock that shit and book it into my room, i fucking shut my window as hard as i can and lock my door. it didnt sound like a human scream though, it sounded like an animal scream also as i type this i can hear my dogs barking upstairs oh god am i gonna die [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Get a Blog" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
Sorry, I'll try to keep it down next time
Are the water bottles safe? They seem to be the main characters in this story
More importantly, what about the backyard? [editline]hi[/editline] Is the backyard safe?
Why do you keep water bottles outside? You should put them in your fridge
Can you describe how the screams sound?
Dude thank god you told me I'll call the police for you.
You take horrible care of the grass out here, by the way. All that goddamn water and you can't even to be assed to sprinkle a bit around or something.
OP still In the topic and he did not respond. Oh god, he died. Wut. He's not on the topic anymore. Don't forget to take photos of the last moments, OP, maybe you'll be the next 2spooky celebrity?
Rip OP
It was probably a goat. Or a monster. Probably a deadly goat-monster.
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They're fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good Luck.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;37611769]It was probably a goat. Or a monster. Probably a deadly goat-monster.[/QUOTE] Chupacabra?
It's alright. Most likely Slender Man hit his head on a branch or stubbed his toe on a rock and fucked up spacetime. The result was a spooky scream. He won't hold a grudge on you or your property or anything. Right? Right?
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[QUOTE=Ratzz;37611609]More importantly, what about the backyard? [editline]hi[/editline] Is the backyard safe?[/QUOTE] Hope the door is alright, it took a pretty hard slam.
[QUOTE=Verratene;37611823]It's alright. Most likely Slender Man hit his head on a branch or stubbed his toe on a rock and fucked up spacetime. The result was a spooky scream. He won't hold a grudge on you or your property or anything. Right? Right?[/QUOTE] Is that the best you can come up with? Something that's enough a meme at this stage.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;37611872]Hope the door is alright, it took a pretty hard slam.[/QUOTE] What about that window?
[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37611572]Sorry, I'll try to keep it down next time[/QUOTE] So it was you in my back yard that one night you motherfucker
If you have a woodland area for a backyard, then i know what it is, foxes, we have em here, and they scream as a call. Before i knew what it was, i would shit my pants every time i went outside.
[QUOTE=markg06;37611881]Is that the best you can come up with? Something that's enough a meme at this stage.[/QUOTE] I'm unoriginal I apologize :c
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37611886]What about that window?[/QUOTE] The window is already dead, the door needs to be questioned.
Well, OP is dead. I think a mod can close the thread now.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;37611769]It was probably a goat. Or a monster. Probably a deadly goat-monster.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0-lkl9TzsU[/media] He escaped and we're all [b][i]dead[/i][/b]
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