How Do I Hide My Boner?

[mrryanchisholm]

OK, lets get this over with and say this: I am known to get boners when I'm called up in class.

any tips? this is a pain in the ass.

[yellowoboe]

Put it in some girl.

[Reflectent]

cut it off

[editline]04:23PM[/editline]

don't worry it grows back

[mrryanchisholm]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;19086589]Put it in some girl.[/QUOTE]

argh, no matter how much that SOUNDS like a good idea, no. I really need help on this one :(

[ShaunOfTheLive]

[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;19086585]any tips? this is a pain in the ass.[/QUOTE]

you're not supposed to put it in your ass, silly

[:smug:]

Go up to a girl and say:

"Help! The FBI are after my penis and I need somewhere to hide it, quick!"

Works every time :smug:

[yellowoboe]

Just put it in her mouth.
She won't feel a thing.

[mrryanchisholm]

this thread is hilarious :downs:

[Pr0vologne]

My friend tried hiding it in a girl, then got suspended for sexual harassment.

[Akimotoz]

[url]http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-hide-an-unwanted-erection[/url]

No problem bro

[Teh man]

Sit down and cross your legs.

[heathendevil]

your boner's not even noticable

dont worry

[mikeyt493]

Flip it up inside your waistband

It hides it AND it feels awesome

I once blew a load into my bellybutton

Cookie for whoever gets reference

[UberDave]

Ninja'd.
Also, Super Bad fucking sucked.

[Karmah]

Cut it off

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

Haha.. Childhood boners..

[40kplayer]

Wear jeans only. Think of breathing in your nose, and out your mouth. Hunch over, and put your dick down a pant leg.

:kiddo:

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Or just blatantly deny it.

[Hmn30]

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;19086771]Flip it up inside your waistband

It hides it AND it feels awesome

I once blew a load into my bellybutton

Cookie for whoever gets reference[/QUOTE]

superbad

[yellowoboe]

Woop random boner.
"Oh fuck everyone's looking at me."

[OzzyOsbourne]

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;19086771]Flip it up inside your waistband

It hides it AND it feels awesome

I once blew a load into my bellybutton

Cookie for whoever gets reference[/QUOTE]

Superbad, quote from Jonah Hill!

and Superbad didn't suck, you...fuck.

[ssa gib A]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;19086589]Put it in some girl.[/QUOTE]
He'll probably feel more comfortable with putting it in a guy.

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;19086848]Woop random boner.
"Oh fuck everyone's looking at me."[/QUOTE]

That thread is for the lulz i believe

[mikeyt493]

Sorry I ate the last cookie

[Mr. Someguy]

Take pride in it and show off. Flaunt it in front of the class.

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;19086968]Take pride in it and show off. Flaunt it in front of the class.[/QUOTE]
Then some kid pulls a pen out and laughs because it's bigger.

[CommieTurtle]

The best way to hide an erection in class is to not get one. If you do and you're called up, continuously claim you don't know the answer.

[neurobuster]

Say the alphabet backwards. Works for me.

[OzzyOsbourne]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;19086998]Then some kid pulls a pen out and laughs because it's bigger.[/QUOTE]

Oh, be nice, fuck!

don't pick on the kid, I know him and he claims that it's 6 inches.

highly doubt it though :D

[ShaunOfTheLive]

rub it against the teacher's ass

[OzzyOsbourne]

[QUOTE=CommieTurtle;19087029]The best way to hide an erection in class is to not get one. If you do and you're called up, continuously claim you don't know the answer.[/QUOTE]

that doesn't work at MY school; tried it.

they just say "WELL GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!"

argh...