"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife." I forgot this person.
"Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.” Robin Williams
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" Woody Allen
/me goes to post all he can find on bash.org
Everything by
-George Carlin
Everything by Cave Johnson
"Reasons I procrastinate:
1."
"I don't want fire on the flight" - Dane Cook
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW. PLEASE PLEASE WAIT WAIT I KNOW.
SPACE
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