Well, this is my food recipe involving naked men called the "Manwich"..if you have any food recipes post 'em in here!
-Smear brownie batter (it could be peanut butter, chocolate chip, or whatever brownie batter) on a naked man
-After you've done that, smear cake batter of any flavor on the second nakedman
-Place the man either covered in brownie batter or cake batter laying on a bed
-Lay your whole body on the man either covered in the batter and make sure you're all stretched out
-Get the other man covered in the batter to come on top of you and proceed to have a great "dinner"!
..BTW I'm homosexual.
You're a gay cannibal
[I][B]Herr Svens Glorious Parmesan/Bacon Scrambled Eggs![/B][/I]
Whisk Eggs.
Fry Bacon.
Dump eggs in frying pan.
Pour in a load of Parmesan.
Stir all the time.
Serve when ready.
Two human ears and some pepper.
I call it the pepper-ear.
Peanut butter on crackers along with marshmallows. Put in oven for like 5-10 minutes. So simple yet so delicious.
1) Get egg
2) Fry egg
You now have a fried egg. Congratulations.
I still like my idea..I'm gonna stick to being homosexual and eat that cock.
Jack Daniel
Smirnoff
Milk
Vanilla
Grape fruit juice
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Koktail!
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all the fucking time
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This is the best snack ever.
A word of advice though, instead of 3 tablespoons of milk and oil, try 4. The brownie is pretty dry with only 3.
Have any homosexuals wanna try makin' love..I mean food the gay way?
Diabetes Sandwhich
2 slices of bread
A ton of fucking peanut butter
A ton a fucking GRAPE jelly
A ton of fucking STRAWBERRY jelly
5 tablespoons of sugar
Marshmallow cream
Chocolate syrup
Maple syrup
Strawberry syrup
Cinnamon
A fucking cute ass cherry on top
and you now have fucking diabetes
yeah yeah, we've heard it already, enough
I remember some noodlerecipe I found here on facepunch where you cooked some ramen, got rid of the water and cooled them off. Then you had to put them in a bath of two wisked eggs and the ramenspices then fried it all in oil. It was bloody delicious. Could someone upload that recipe again?
It contain egg and water with suger
Bread
Ham
Salad leaf
Cheese
Butter
Bread
try it.
2 slices of bread
as many strips of bacon as you want
2-3 pieces of Cheese (I used american the first time. I'm gonna experiment)
A pat of butter
You have made a bacon grilled cheese
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Just made this one. Took me like, 3 minutes total. Really tasty if you want a quick snack.
I actually consider myself a decent cook, this is just a really fast and easy sandwich. You can't go wrong with bacon.
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