Post what you find to be the funniest quote/idiotic quote you've heard, and if possible the person who said it.
For instance:
"I have so many friends, I don't know some of their names!"- Paris Hilton
(not my funniest, just the only one a could think of at the moment).
Kid in my class - 'Being bald means you have cancer'
Me - 'Not necessarily, what about alopecia, or just general baldness'
Him - 'Alopecia? That makes you forget things, idiot'
Girl in my class, this was in a economy lesson. We were doing an assignment about dollars and euro's with the teacher, but somehow there was a gap of a few million euro's compared to dollars.
The girl explained this difference as the exchange rate.
Same girl again, again in economy. Talking about goods people will pay any (to a certain extent) amount for, and the topic of cocaine came up. She thought cocaine was legal.
I'm really telling the story wrong, but fuck, these were some of the most idiotic sentences I've heard. Then again, there are really basic things some people just don't seem to know about. I knew this other girl who didn't fucking know who Hitler was.
Broke up with her not too soon after too.
I remember one time I was in Biology and the figure 40,000 came up as we were taking notes.
A girl raised her and and said "Sir, how do you write that?"
Goddamn, I miss the Facepalm emote
I had biology with my sister (God that sounds nastier than it was) and she asked if you could give mouth to mouth to a hypothetical, dead ferret that had been at the bottom of a pool for two days.
kid in my class said he had smoked weed because he rolled up a peace of paper and smoked it one time . :smug:
I had science with my sister in back in Grade 10. She literally ran out of the class room crying when my teacher showed "The Miracle of Life" at the end of the semester, saying "I will stay virgin for the rest of my life now".
...Of course, 5 years later, she have forgotten all about it now
My friend - "Mac is obviously better than PC because it can do way more stuff and it comes with iMovie which beats Windows Movie Maker"
Friend to Me.. - "In a bit, one dick"
well..
"What was Hitler's second name?"
A girl in my senior year History class. I shit you not.
There's one guy in my class who cannot be convinced that Africa is not a country.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;19473636]I had science with my sister in back in Grade 10. She literally ran out of the class room crying when my teacher showed "The Miracle of Life" at the end of the semester, saying "I will stay virgin for the rest of my life now".
...Of course, 5 years later, she have forgotten all about it now[/QUOTE]
Copy Cat. I had Biology with my sister, which was Sophomore year, aka Grade 10. FUUUUUUUUUUU!
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