I don't really know if this is right for fast threads or if I should post it somewhere else. But my "friend" has been really pissing me off lately as he stalks me and says really stupid shit that nobody cares about, I need some new things to say to him other than some shitty insults, like "Yours sister is like the town bike, every one has ridden her."
Can somebody please tell me some good insults, don't care if they are funny or not, any will do. Thanks in advance.
"You smell bad and have no friends."
If you knew him, you would realise that it's more of a statement.
"Dude. Fuck off"
I'M GONNA WRAP MY DICK AROUND YOUR THROAT AND START YOU LIKE A LAWNMOWER
poopy head
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;39474117]"Dude. Fuck off"[/QUOTE]
Many a time, he just reply's with "Don't fuck me".
Your face
Your ass
What's the difference
Just bust out the internet tough guy copypasta
"I heard your mother hanged herself because abortion was illegal"
"There's alot of accidents on the freeway, you're one of them"
"You're the reason why teenage sucide rates has been increased"
Just say that you are gay for him or something
he'll leave you alone (assuming he's not gay for you as well)
"We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault." - Ashleigh Brilliant
ur a faget
you are stupid
you're an incentive for birth control
Okay so you're a fat stupid ugly retard with no morality of a cockerel who just had an epidural and shits in your own cereal every morning with it's feathery hairy arse.
I believe all the sadness and misery in the world has settled on your face, you're disfigured face actually makes it a chore to be around you. And no I ain't joking at all, there is a pretty big chance you'll end up suffering a lonely demise into drug addiction and eventually, death.
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An adaptation of a threat from oglaf I really like: I'll kick you so hard in the balls you'll piss through your nose.
You are the idol of idiot worshippers.
you smell like someone took a dump on a butt
My favorites:
"Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory"
"You'll never be the man your mother is"
"It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork"
I got 'em from some website but I don't remember what it is. There were a lot of really funny ones like that.
"I bet you wear fedoras."
Also many things from Tails Gets Trolled.
"Is that your nose or did a Bus park on your face?"
"your mother"
[QUOTE=GastricTank;39476555]"I bet you wear fedoras."
Also many things from Tails Gets Trolled.[/QUOTE]
"Have you ever been bitch slapped for a lack of listening? A lack of doing what you're told? 'Cause I'm not far from slapping you." - Kermit the Frog
CANDLE SNIFFING FUCK FENCE GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS
Holy shit you are beyond talking to a fucking brick wall, you're like talking to a dead beaver that has been cremated, hidden in a wall, had the wall blasted into outer space, landed on another planet, gotten fitted in a sound-proof room, and then fired into the depths of space.
