Stroke the ego of the user below to make them feel like a king/queen
The user below is capable of bending memes to his will and making even the most stale, forced memes like dat boi funny enough to launch anyone's sides into space and beyond.
Its true.
The user below won the sperm race.
Unfortunately.
The user below is a GOOD Russian Dota player -- a rare breed
i dont play dota
the user below me is a cool dude
I know
God that is so true
The user below me makes people gay for them (or straight for them if they're of the opposite gender)
Haaaay
The user below me has the most un-smegmated cock in existence.
What can I say? I like having a clean dick :v:
The user below me is an insanely intelligent person <3
It's true. There's not a security system I can't get around.
Speaking of, the user below me has nice-smelling hair and makes cute noises while they sleep.
Im calling the cops.
And the user below wont get arrested.
That's because I am the law and you can't arrest the law.
The person below me beat up KEEMSTAR and got off scott free.
They don't call me Drama A-Hurt for nothing
This next guy's ego isn't the only thing I wouldn't mind stroking :weeb:
anytime u want babe.
the user below me has the most majestic chest hair
damn right i do, it's like a field of grass gently blowing in the wind with the sun shining on it wherever i am, no matter the weather
the user below me is the smartest person to ever bless this universe with their grace. their existence alone will rapidly accelerate mankind's technological state
it's true, just wait til i buy microsoft, apple and tesla nigga
user below me has the biggest dick. so big all the bitches get wet to the thought of it
I don't like to brag.
The user below me is the nicest person you will ever meet. Able to restore world peace.
My biggest flaw is being lazy AF
The below user is a pretty damn interesting person you all should get to know.
Ask me about LOOM!
The user below is the potentially the chillest person around.
SWOL
The user below me has very long arms
Sometimes I pull my pants up really high or just tuck my shirt in for the soul reason of it looking like my arms are longer.
The user below me is extremely fashionable. Even if they don't know it.
Hell yeah, in my sweatpants and white singlet.
The user below me has the finest feet man has ever seen
You know it.
The user below has it good.
Yeah I actually shave
The user below me has the coolest computer ever I bet it has a power button
It certainly does. I'll press it right n
YOU DIDN'T STROKE MY EGO YOU BASTARD
The user below me gets all the bitches.
plot twist: theyre all super fat, like baby whale fat
the user below me matters.
For once I'm finally useful :cat:.
The user below me has the best taste in memes.
You know it!
The user below me is the nicest person you could ever meet.
WORSHIP ME.
The person below me is the pope to my god.
Does that mean you're going to give me Undertale?
User below smells better when they are asleep. Trust me. I know.
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