You all like cringing at others so much, so how about we go and cringe about ourselves.
Post shit that you remember that you wish you didn't.
As for myself; back when I was 8 or so, at my school there was this christmas tree, and we had to put in some wishes. little did I know that those wishes were going to be read aloud in front of the whole school during the christmas diner
most of it was generic nonsense like 'peace on earth yada yada'
I'm sure my wish took the spotlight; I wished yoshi was real even if for a day lmao
My first ever thread here was entitled "plz help i beg j00" (myg0t was a thing back then) and I was looking for a gmod model or something.
I [I]was[/I] 13 though
Look at my ban history, ESPECIALLY the tf2 section ones.
Haha shit, I forgot! My ban history too. (It only goes back 80 months (6.7 years))
Remember the furry section?
I do...
Every post I make on this site makes me cringe :frown:
All my posts from 2013 were absolutely shit. If I could somehow view them, I would then film myself making sour faces and upload it to YouTube.
im still not sure if "A Story i made like a second ago" is fucking genius or literally the worst
[quote]I Was really bored and horny so i made a short story
WARNING CONTAYNZ RAEP!
one day a midget was boxing he was hitting the punch bag when a lanky guy came along lanky said move it tiny... midget said no :D so lanky said i said MOOVE EET! and the midget beats him down then lanky gets up and rapes everyone in the room I WILL DIE OF AIDS SOME DAY MIDGET WHEN I DO YOU WILL HAVE IT TOO 3 years later the lanky man dies and the midget starts worrying
now the midget is a virgin but he goes to the doctors and gets a testand the doctor says you have aids have you had any unprotected sex? midget said no then he says WTF and doctor rapes midget how about now? Yes :( the end
Constructive Criticism please
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it was 2009
I don't even need to say anything, pretty much anyone here can point out several cringey posts that I've made in the past 5 years.
That's easy, I just have to look at my early Facebook posts.
I once jerked off at a public library because I thought it was something only I discovered. So I thought even if I were to get caught they would have no idea what I was doing anyways. One of the ladies working there caught glimpse and just walked away, and of course I thought to myself "I knew they wouldn't know"
My grandmother took me to a cruise once and there was this hangout-type-thing for middle schoolers and because I was too young to do anything else she basically just left me there for the entirety of the trip. One time the rest of the kids were dancing and I was just sitting down because I didn't like dancing. I was staring at this one girl because she was cute, she noticed and approached me. She asked "you want to dance?" I said no. At the time I thought it was a stupid question because if I wanted to dance I would have danced, now I realize she meant if I wanted to dance with her.
I shit myself in 3rd grade.
I could go on really.
I once shat myself too
still have no idea to this day how the fuck that happened, it's as if my rectum just decided to let it go all at once even though I shat for half an hour straight just before it happened. it seeped past my leg too it was fucking horrible, I didn't even feel it go too
I have never felt so humiliated
I farted and I ended up shitting myself, in panic I shoved my underpants to the bottom of the bathroom bin, only to laugh out loud when my mum went in and said "it smells of fucking shit"
look at my ban history, I was a retarded kid aways lurking in the old Counter Strike Source thread.
One time years ago when i was like 5 or 6, I shit my pants while I was playing on the computer, and I didn't even know it until I needed to use the bathroom. I remember hinting at myself that something felt "Squishy"... :nope:
I once almost got caught masturbating when I was 12, even though my mom didn't see me jacking it off, she knew I was just a minute before and the thought still hurts:sick:
When I was a kid, I convinced my little brother that Mewtwo was our real dad and that when he went to sleep I went to the digital world.
Some random story I made up when I was a kid (called the Elite Marine League or something like that) I always pushed on my friends like they loved it 100%. The storyline was fucking horrible, basically:
- Pokemon and humans were in some huge war (I was verrryyy pro-gun with my opinions back then, so all these AKs and ARs were being used in it)
- These 10-foot tall aliens called "The Guardians" invaded the Earth
- The war lasted 1000 years
and I always updated it with expanded storylines and timelines, every day at school I would draw the two sides fighting in Moscow or New York City. Then, I would show my friends the pictures and tell them the story that the picture showed.
Yeah, I was dumb back then.
I wish I'd have toned down the silliness I got up to when I started posting here. A couple of unfortunate circumstances led to issues I'm still sore about remembering, but at least I had the last laugh on that account.
I shat my pants at a Denny's when I was 19.
Also when I first started here I had never been on a forum before and I was a huge asshole.
[QUOTE=hippowombat;49484793]I shat my pants at a Denny's when I was 19.[/QUOTE]
That's a normal reaction.
The oldest topic I remember was my "PS3 or Wii" topic, where I went on to buying an Xbox 360
Yeah.. :/
I made a love poem for Garry.
I posted sonic shit in the tf2 emporium when I first joined FP
I wrote a Sonic and TMNT cross over fanfic when I was a kid. All the turtles wanted to bone Rouge the bat.
When I was 13 (20 now) I made my first thread here, 'garrys mod just scared me for life'.
Was some horse shit about the stripped Combine Soldier model, how they have an implant in their throats, I deducted it looks like the AR2 alt fire ammo (Combine Ball), thus the ammo is violently yanked out of their throats when they die.
Post was full of censoring my own swear words and emotes like >_> and O_O
People gave me shit like posting Lego minifigs with their heads removed, tf2 art of sniper and scout fucking, and closeups of the stripped soldier's face.
Actually, I think the closed thread is still at the bottom of my ban history. I always fear someone opens my ban history, as people usually do when they see someone get banned or are curious, and see that shit. Same probably goes for a lot of other users.
Heh, imagine if Simski was still around to post in this thread.
When I was in elementary I told kids I was the one who made Homestar Runner
I remember hugging everyone in elementary school, and got threatened with sexual assault.
I read through my old posts and cringe
When I was in elementary, we used to have in-classroom restrooms, instead of ones in the hallway. I was using the restroom at the time, and I guess some kid had to go or whatever and the teacher forgot to say it was occupied. The lock didn't work, and I had to change. Kid opened the door to me in my spiderman(or whatever cartoonish shit at the time) underwear trying to change. I swear to god I never wanted to come back to school again after the amount of laughter that followed. But then again that's more embarrassing then cringy, but to me I cringe thinking about it every time because I screamed when he opened the door. Like someone was gonna kill me scream. But it was out of embarrassment.
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