• How do you break up with someone?
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For some reason my whole life I've always had a problem calling off relationships. I've been with this girl for a little over a year now and we are constantly arguing and I would rather just move on because life is too short. She acts like I mean the world to her though so my conscience kind of makes it so I can't. What's the best thing to do?
You tell her the truth about how you feel and why you want to break it off.
Well if it's not working, you need to talk it out. If you can't, then you'll have to break the news to her. Even if you do break up with her, she'll get over it, so don't worry.
Sleep with her sister/cousin/friend.
I do it via SMS. [sp]Apparently, some people on FP don't understand irony.[/sp]
Stage your death.
Easier said than done i'm afraid, I'd just start ignoring her and when she asks if somethings wrong just say that you're not sure about the relationship blah blah
Just come out and be blunt about not wanting to see her anymore. She might not react the best to it, but its fast and easy.
Try talking out your problems. It might be as simple as a little error in communication which can be fixed. If that's the case, you'll both be happier for it. If you can't talk it out, tell her you think you'd both be better off if you went your separate ways. It won't be easy, but then again it shouldn't be.
Spaghetti falls out of my pockets.
I pussied out in my last relationship and gave him a breakup letter.
[QUOTE=Fear_Fox;36665970]Sleep with her sister/cousin/friend.[/QUOTE] Sleeping with her seven year old sister is a great idea. Gonna try that one later.
[QUOTE=Reactors;36666667]Sleeping with her seven year old sister is a great idea. Gonna try that one later.[/QUOTE] Perfect. If she doesn't break up with you for it, you will at least get away from her while in jail.
Say you're gay. Unless you want to date one of her friends.
I've been trying to fix stuff but she's such a bitch about everything. I still feel guilty though.
[QUOTE=Reactors;36667651]I've been trying to fix stuff but she's such a bitch about everything. I still feel guilty though.[/QUOTE] You shouldn't be with somebody if you think they're such a bitch about everything, so you don't need to feel guilty about putting an end to things.
[QUOTE=Reactors;36667651]I've been trying to fix stuff but she's such a bitch about everything. I still feel guilty though.[/QUOTE] You really shouldn't feel guilty about it. I have been in a relationship like that, she deliberately started a lot of fights about everything. After a while I simply had enough and broke up with her. I felt guilty and sad about it for some time since I really liked her before she turned into a bitch, but I eventually realized how much better I was without her.
[QUOTE=Qubik;36665984]I do it via SMS.[/QUOTE] This is really shitty. If you're going to break up with someone, at least have the balls to say it to their face.
[QUOTE=Qubik;36665984]I do it via SMS.[/QUOTE] Worked for me. My last boyfriend was the embodiment of the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme. [B]CLARIFICATION: [/B]He refused to talk on the phone and threw a shitfit in public last time I tried breaking up.
I would have no respect for someone who would break up via SMS.
[QUOTE=Color;36667875]I would have no respect for someone who would break up via SMS.[/QUOTE] Agreed. If you don't have the guts to see them face to face, at least call.
[QUOTE=Fear_Fox;36667901]Agreed. If you don't have the guts to see them face to face, at least call.[/QUOTE] Phone break ups are still terrible though
give her to me.
Use the meat cleaver, and swing hard to break the bone.
[QUOTE=Karmah;36665943]You tell her the truth about how you feel and why you want to break it off.[/QUOTE] if you hadn't already talked about the issues, talk about them first. if you have and nothing's changed, do that.
Show her this thread
Tell her ass its over
first talk to her about her about why you dont like her anymore and try to make up with her, then if that fails throw like a masive temper tantrum and break shit
Tell her you're gay/seeing another girl. That easy really.
[QUOTE=Qubik;36665984]I do it via SMS. [sp]Apparently, some people on FP don't understand irony.[/sp][/QUOTE] that's not irony at all, good lord
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