When you're bored, desperate, stoned, drunk, or a combination of both, Omegle is fairly entertaining. I had a fairly good one just now, so I thought I'd try and kickstart the Omegle bandwagon again. Kick the ol' dead dog, tenderize the beef, compare business cards, return some videotapes. But alas, I'm waxing Patrick Bateman.
[b]OMEGLE SHITTHREAD FEST AHOY[/b]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oi
Stranger: 21 m india
Stranger: u?
You: 21 f india
Stranger: ok
You: where u located
Stranger: nice to meet u
Stranger: agra
Stranger: what about u?
You: wow same!
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: kahan se agra me
You: i moved here from london a few months ago on business
Stranger: hey where in agra
Stranger: ok so basically u r not an indian?
You: no im not
Stranger: ok
Stranger: presently where r u staying in agra
You: oh where in agra are you??
Stranger: i am in sikandra bodla
Stranger: in which hotel r u staying?
You: [OFUCK OFUCK GOOGLE MAPS PLZ]
Stranger: hey
You: Sorry,
You: one on Mahatma gandhi rd, holiday inn
Stranger: ok where r u at this time in agra
Stranger: ok i think i hav seen it
You: Room 204
Stranger: whats ur name dear
You: Alexis Laun
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can i meet u in agra
You: I wish you the best of luck :)
Stranger: for what best of luck
You: I have given you a path you can follow.
You: Now you may choose whether or not to follow it ;)
Stranger: ok but may i have ur phone no.
You: There has to be risk.
Stranger: what kind of risk
You: The risk of not knowing. :)
Stranger: no dear
Stranger: i am a engineering student here in agra
Stranger: u will be safe with me ......dont worry i will take care of u
You: That's all well and good :) You must find me without my phone number.
Stranger: no they wont allow me to meet u without ur phone no.
You: Who won't?
Stranger: the authorities dear
You: Which ones? The front desk at Holiday Inn knows me by name.
Stranger: just tell me one thing ...that r u interested in meeeting me or not
You: I would love to meet an interesting fellow like yourself.
Stranger: then why r u scaring to give me ur phone no.
You: Oh, don't you see that it's about whether YOU want to see ME enough?
Stranger: ya i wanna see u and a lot more too
You: Well, I've given you everything you need.
Stranger: but not the phone no. it would help me to find u out more easily
Stranger: i say please for ur no.
You: I appreciate your please, but you'll just have to go without it. i don't like giving it out until after i've been in bed with a man.
Stranger: u wanna bed with me?
You: who knows ;)
You: i've always been open to strange encounters, unusual experiences.
Stranger: u tell me r u interested in sharing the bed with me
You: :)
Stranger: well but it should be confidential agra is my home town and no one should know about it..ok
You: whatever you want.
Stranger: would u charge some fee for that dear
You: i don't want anything to do with money.
Stranger: just free of cost baby
You: free as in beer
You: you going or not?
Stranger: oh baby just give me ur no. i need it really i need to cme at ur place
You: my phone number?
You: can't you just tell them to ring 204?
Stranger: really i am interested in u .....but i need verification that u r in india this time........yes ur phone no.
You: i'm not giving it out until you get here.
Stranger: ok give me the phone no. of reception
Stranger: i need to confirm that u r in india
You: 0562 2523460‎
Stranger: is this of reception?
You: should be :)
You: call it.
Stranger: why should be r u not confirmed
Stranger: would they connect me to u?
You: Probably.
You: are you on the phone with them?
Stranger: no not now
Stranger: shall i call u?
Stranger: if i give u my phone no cant u call me back?
You: Just call the damn hotel already. I'm getting bored and thinking about jacking off instead.
Stranger: hey plz call me back i give u mine no.
You: give me it.
Stranger: 09997339329
Stranger: plz call me back soon now
Stranger: r u calling me dear
Stranger: u there?
You: oh god
You: i just broke all my fingers
Stranger: what happened
You: i'm typing with my nipples
Stranger: haha
You: how am i going to masturbate now
Stranger: oh
You: oh wait, i'mma move over to the bedpost
You: lemme just climb up a little ...
You: SHISOGodfiao
You: I FELL
Stranger: r u calling me right now or shall i leave
You: IT BROKE OFF IN ME
You: OH GOD
You: YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
You: I AM DYING
You: MY VAGINA WILL BLEED TO DEAD
You: AND MY FINGERS ARE BROKEN
Stranger: what happened?
You: AND MY NIPPLES ARE PREOCCUPIED TYPING OR I WOULD SHOUT FOR HELP
You: WHEN YOU TYPE THIS FAST WITH YOUR NIPPLES YOU CANT GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE
Stranger: whats this wht r u doing strange things
You: I THINK MY BOOB JuST BROKE MY JAW
You: OH GOD
You: AHH I CAN FEEL THE SPLINTERS IN MY VULVA
Stranger: shall i leave now?
You: I SCRAPED THE BROKEN STUMP OF THE BEDPOST WHEN I FELL
You: IT SCRAPED MY ANUS
You: HOW AM I GOING TO SHIT NOW
You: I NEED TO SHIT NOW ACTUALLY
You: Oh
You: oh
You: oh god
Stranger: i am coming now there
You: i just shat
Stranger: to fuck u
You: there's blood and shit everywhere and my tits are slamming into my face
You: i just threw up
You: help me
You: help
You: help
You: help
You: help
You: are you there
You: are you there
You: do you like my nipple-fu?
You: kia! kia! boom! shwang! nipple fu!
You: ow my ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[url=http://omegle.com/]Oh, and while you're here, would you feed me a stray kitten? Thanks![/url]
[url=http://omegle.com/]No really. Click me.[/url]
[url=http://omegle.com/]Do it.[/url]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: can you help me solve this code?
Stranger: what code?
You: 3802 6419 5374 5930 4805
You: Can help?
Stranger: this is a code of?
You: no
You: it is a part of the whole code?
You: Want to see whole?
Stranger: yes
You: 5224 2589 7503 9200 2295
You: 7801 0649 0256 5167 7120
You: 0873 6642 4511 3955 0041
You: 9021 1910 8418 4864 5707
- A couple removed -
You: 9238 4031 4212 5692 0117
You: 8277 4608 5942 3709 0282
You: 6653 4816 3678 4176 3320
You: 3071 7677 6299 6098 2750
You: there
Stranger: wait
You: it supposed to make 4 letter message A-Z
Stranger: so this is realted to cryption?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what have you got so far?
You: that code
Stranger: ha ha cool from?
You: my computer told me the codes
You: 0190 4371 4125 9166 9517
You: 6289 7829 0335 9175 7000
You: 4278 6904 5937 9554 7751
You: 1182 6402 7912 2223 1866
- A couple removed -
You: 5525 5788 4206 6701 5091
You: 6299 4389 2975 5304 8634
You: 7519 1269 2843 5139 1291
You: 1571 5887 4862 2876 8070
You: very social computer
Stranger: so why dont you run a decoder then?
You: it has disabled the decoder and told me to decode it myself
Stranger: funny computer
You: it is angry on me because i didn't shut it down before the power surge yesterday :(
Stranger: oh then i guess you deserve that..
You: ;(
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: then try it on anyother computer decoder
You: What? There is only one SV-99x128-KL3 computer in the world
You: THE ONLY DECODER
Stranger: oh then take off the main power
Stranger: wont it restart it again?
You: but it is angry on mee! it will only start again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I'M GONNA RAPE YOU I CAN SEE YOU FROM HERE
You: YOU ARE SO HOT
Stranger: Okay
You: IT TURNS ME ON
Stranger: Come get me
You: I'M LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH YOUR WINDOW
Stranger: Its not rape if i want it
You: I JUST CLIMBED IN ONE OF THE WINDOWS OF YOUR HOUSE
Stranger: Ill open it for you
You: NO NEED, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Stranger: No your not
You: YOU'RE RIGHT, AFTER YOU TURNED AROUND, I'M NOW IN FRONT OF YOU
Stranger: Well get ontop of me then
Stranger: Rape me
Stranger: I want your dick in my pussy
You: Sorry, I'm only into couches. I was speaking to your couch. I will be taking it with me. Good day, madame.
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You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
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