• Omegle Logs V.3ish
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When you're bored, desperate, stoned, drunk, or a combination of both, Omegle is fairly entertaining. I had a fairly good one just now, so I thought I'd try and kickstart the Omegle bandwagon again. Kick the ol' dead dog, tenderize the beef, compare business cards, return some videotapes. But alas, I'm waxing Patrick Bateman. [b]OMEGLE SHITTHREAD FEST AHOY[/b] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: oi Stranger: 21 m india Stranger: u? You: 21 f india Stranger: ok You: where u located Stranger: nice to meet u Stranger: agra Stranger: what about u? You: wow same! Stranger: really You: yes Stranger: kahan se agra me You: i moved here from london a few months ago on business Stranger: hey where in agra Stranger: ok so basically u r not an indian? You: no im not Stranger: ok Stranger: presently where r u staying in agra You: oh where in agra are you?? Stranger: i am in sikandra bodla Stranger: in which hotel r u staying? You: [OFUCK OFUCK GOOGLE MAPS PLZ] Stranger: hey You: Sorry, You: one on Mahatma gandhi rd, holiday inn Stranger: ok where r u at this time in agra Stranger: ok i think i hav seen it You: Room 204 Stranger: whats ur name dear You: Alexis Laun Stranger: ok Stranger: can i meet u in agra You: I wish you the best of luck :) Stranger: for what best of luck You: I have given you a path you can follow. You: Now you may choose whether or not to follow it ;) Stranger: ok but may i have ur phone no. You: There has to be risk. Stranger: what kind of risk You: The risk of not knowing. :) Stranger: no dear Stranger: i am a engineering student here in agra Stranger: u will be safe with me ......dont worry i will take care of u You: That's all well and good :) You must find me without my phone number. Stranger: no they wont allow me to meet u without ur phone no. You: Who won't? Stranger: the authorities dear You: Which ones? The front desk at Holiday Inn knows me by name. Stranger: just tell me one thing ...that r u interested in meeeting me or not You: I would love to meet an interesting fellow like yourself. Stranger: then why r u scaring to give me ur phone no. You: Oh, don't you see that it's about whether YOU want to see ME enough? Stranger: ya i wanna see u and a lot more too You: Well, I've given you everything you need. Stranger: but not the phone no. it would help me to find u out more easily Stranger: i say please for ur no. You: I appreciate your please, but you'll just have to go without it. i don't like giving it out until after i've been in bed with a man. Stranger: u wanna bed with me? You: who knows ;) You: i've always been open to strange encounters, unusual experiences. Stranger: u tell me r u interested in sharing the bed with me You: :) Stranger: well but it should be confidential agra is my home town and no one should know about it..ok You: whatever you want. Stranger: would u charge some fee for that dear You: i don't want anything to do with money. Stranger: just free of cost baby You: free as in beer You: you going or not? Stranger: oh baby just give me ur no. i need it really i need to cme at ur place You: my phone number? You: can't you just tell them to ring 204? Stranger: really i am interested in u .....but i need verification that u r in india this time........yes ur phone no. You: i'm not giving it out until you get here. Stranger: ok give me the phone no. of reception Stranger: i need to confirm that u r in india You: 0562 2523460‎ Stranger: is this of reception? You: should be :) You: call it. Stranger: why should be r u not confirmed Stranger: would they connect me to u? You: Probably. You: are you on the phone with them? Stranger: no not now Stranger: shall i call u? Stranger: if i give u my phone no cant u call me back? You: Just call the damn hotel already. I'm getting bored and thinking about jacking off instead. Stranger: hey plz call me back i give u mine no. You: give me it. Stranger: 09997339329 Stranger: plz call me back soon now Stranger: r u calling me dear Stranger: u there? You: oh god You: i just broke all my fingers Stranger: what happened You: i'm typing with my nipples Stranger: haha You: how am i going to masturbate now Stranger: oh You: oh wait, i'mma move over to the bedpost You: lemme just climb up a little ... You: SHISOGodfiao You: I FELL Stranger: r u calling me right now or shall i leave You: IT BROKE OFF IN ME You: OH GOD You: YOU HAVE TO HELP ME You: I AM DYING You: MY VAGINA WILL BLEED TO DEAD You: AND MY FINGERS ARE BROKEN Stranger: what happened? You: AND MY NIPPLES ARE PREOCCUPIED TYPING OR I WOULD SHOUT FOR HELP You: WHEN YOU TYPE THIS FAST WITH YOUR NIPPLES YOU CANT GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE Stranger: whats this wht r u doing strange things You: I THINK MY BOOB JuST BROKE MY JAW You: OH GOD You: AHH I CAN FEEL THE SPLINTERS IN MY VULVA Stranger: shall i leave now? You: I SCRAPED THE BROKEN STUMP OF THE BEDPOST WHEN I FELL You: IT SCRAPED MY ANUS You: HOW AM I GOING TO SHIT NOW You: I NEED TO SHIT NOW ACTUALLY You: Oh You: oh You: oh god Stranger: i am coming now there You: i just shat Stranger: to fuck u You: there's blood and shit everywhere and my tits are slamming into my face You: i just threw up You: help me You: help You: help You: help You: help You: are you there You: are you there You: do you like my nipple-fu? You: kia! kia! boom! shwang! nipple fu! You: ow my ass Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [url=http://omegle.com/]Oh, and while you're here, would you feed me a stray kitten? 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[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hello Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: can you help me solve this code? Stranger: what code? You: 3802 6419 5374 5930 4805 You: Can help? Stranger: this is a code of? You: no You: it is a part of the whole code? You: Want to see whole? Stranger: yes You: 5224 2589 7503 9200 2295 You: 7801 0649 0256 5167 7120 You: 0873 6642 4511 3955 0041 You: 9021 1910 8418 4864 5707 - A couple removed - You: 9238 4031 4212 5692 0117 You: 8277 4608 5942 3709 0282 You: 6653 4816 3678 4176 3320 You: 3071 7677 6299 6098 2750 You: there Stranger: wait You: it supposed to make 4 letter message A-Z Stranger: so this is realted to cryption? You: yes Stranger: oh Stranger: ok Stranger: what have you got so far? You: that code Stranger: ha ha cool from? You: my computer told me the codes You: 0190 4371 4125 9166 9517 You: 6289 7829 0335 9175 7000 You: 4278 6904 5937 9554 7751 You: 1182 6402 7912 2223 1866 - A couple removed - You: 5525 5788 4206 6701 5091 You: 6299 4389 2975 5304 8634 You: 7519 1269 2843 5139 1291 You: 1571 5887 4862 2876 8070 You: very social computer Stranger: so why dont you run a decoder then? You: it has disabled the decoder and told me to decode it myself Stranger: funny computer You: it is angry on me because i didn't shut it down before the power surge yesterday :( Stranger: oh then i guess you deserve that.. You: ;( Stranger: hmm Stranger: then try it on anyother computer decoder You: What? There is only one SV-99x128-KL3 computer in the world You: THE ONLY DECODER Stranger: oh then take off the main power Stranger: wont it restart it again? You: but it is angry on mee! it will only start again Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: I'M GONNA RAPE YOU I CAN SEE YOU FROM HERE You: YOU ARE SO HOT Stranger: Okay You: IT TURNS ME ON Stranger: Come get me You: I'M LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH YOUR WINDOW Stranger: Its not rape if i want it You: I JUST CLIMBED IN ONE OF THE WINDOWS OF YOUR HOUSE Stranger: Ill open it for you You: NO NEED, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU Stranger: No your not You: YOU'RE RIGHT, AFTER YOU TURNED AROUND, I'M NOW IN FRONT OF YOU Stranger: Well get ontop of me then Stranger: Rape me Stranger: I want your dick in my pussy You: Sorry, I'm only into couches. I was speaking to your couch. I will be taking it with me. Good day, madame. _██_ (ಠ_ృ) You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
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