Omegle Chats ( Extreme Edition!) - General

...Simple and sweet...be freakin extreme! You need this --> [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: What's up? Stranger: Hi 17 m here You: Same. Stranger: Not much u You: Wanna cyber, but extreme? You: EXTREME CYBERRRINNGGGG Stranger: How extreme? Lol You: Like, I tear your asshole open with my dick and than pour a gallon of milk down there. You: Well, are you up for this? You: ARE YOU? Stranger: I'm lactose intolerant you'll have to find another substance for my anus You: GOD DAMN IT ANSWER ME YOU BITCH! You: ... You have disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: BIACH Stranger: pedophile. You: U GOT THAT RIGHT Your conversational partner has disconnected. :downs:

Here's some more Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: Sup. You: Are you ready for this shit? Stranger: yeah You: You wanna DO THIS? You: HUH You: BITCH. Stranger: yeah sure You: ARE YOU READY You: READY You: READY You: FOR You: FOR You: FOR Stranger: lets go fuck head You: THIS!!!! You: DO'ET!!!!!!! You: FUCKING EXTREME!!!!!!!!! You: Bitch. You: I'll crack your skull open. You: With my dick ... Stranger: okay You: that's how extreme I am. Stranger: lets go You: Im waiting mother fucker. Stranger: what do you want me to do fuckhead? You: I want you to chop off your dick and staple it to my forehead. Stranger: lol You: Now. Stranger: you're a douche bag mofo You: You're a bitch. You: You're my bitch...bitch. Stranger: HEY FUCK YOUR MOM AND GET A LIFE CUNT WHORE Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] Stranger: Hey whr u from You: Can I skullfuck you with a razorblade dildo? Stranger: Yea omg I would love that You: How about I let my velociraptor join in? Stranger: I'd rather it be ur dick so I bite it off then slap u with it You: I watched your mom last night You: She's kinda weird Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE=Dysfunctional;16974507]...Simple and sweet...be freakin extreme! You need this --> [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: What's up? Stranger: Hi 17 m here You: Same. Stranger: Not much u You: Wanna cyber, but extreme? You: EXTREME CYBERRRINNGGGG Stranger: How extreme? Lol You: Like, I tear your asshole open with my dick and than pour a gallon of milk down there. You: Well, are you up for this? You: ARE YOU? Stranger: I'm lactose intolerant you'll have to find another substance for my anus You: GOD DAMN IT ANSWER ME YOU BITCH! You: ... You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] Hahhaha i love people who play along :v:

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[QUOTE=GigaBowser;16988955]<pr0n alert> Stranger: [url]http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=169kge8&s=3[/url] You: oh yes Stranger: did you look? You: Yes, its a 3 year old giving oral to a grown man. You: How disgusting Stranger: O.O Stranger: no its my naked body Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] That's not how this works... FOLLOW THE OP DAMMIT! :gonk:

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: sup Stranger: whatever Stranger: wheeling and dealing You: I hate your freaking guts I want to rip them out with a fork Stranger: what about yourself? You: NM You: nvm You: :P You: May I please rip your guts out? You: with a fork Stranger: with a fork, eh? You: yup. You: Ive tried a spoon. Stranger: it would take you a while You: doesnt work as well as youd thinik Stranger: oh, I don't think Stranger: I've done autopsies You: I could use tongs on your spleen though Stranger: getting the guts out is hard work with a scalpel and forceps You: and a squerer on your heart Stranger: with a fork, you're gonna have to work You: SCRWE YOU You: SCRWEWWEW YORYU Stranger: lern2spell You: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense. Stranger: also, education is not bad for you You: Im 16 and in college. You: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!! Stranger: mmm hm You: are you black or something? You: mhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm You: >? You: ??? \ You: ? 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[quote]ou: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: HI DUDE You: WANNA DO SOMETHING FUCKING EXTREEEME? Stranger: YUSSS! Stranger: LIKE SUCK MY DICK? ON A CLIFF? WITH TACO BELL BURRITOS? You: LETS SKYDIVE OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING NAKED DOING BACKFLIPS OFF A SCOOTER WHILE EATING ICECREAM Stranger: OMG I LOVE YOU Stranger: WHILE SUCKING MY DICK? You: no... Stranger: CAUSE I NEED IT SUCKED You: pedo Stranger: BITCH. You have disconnected.[/quote] Hmm what if i did that? SKYDIVING OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING NAKED DOING BACKFLIPS OFF A SCOOTER WHILE EATING ICECREAM. YEAH MOTHER FUCKER

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] Stranger: i am a gay male looking for a horny guy You: wat You have disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: COCKS Stranger: from? You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: norway Stranger: wow You: NORWAY MAKES ME DICK HARD Stranger: you wanna sex? Stranger: I'm female You: srue? You: sureee Stranger: yes i do Stranger: I'm crazy about sex. You: Pics of gtfo? Stranger: ? Stranger: what do you mean? You: post pics or leave? Stranger: leave You: aw Stranger: um.. you wanna my pussy? You: SURE Stranger: but I have no pussy : ) because I' m male fucking norway : ) Your conversational partner has disconnected. :aaa:

[quote]You: hi Stranger: hi You: Ok You: I need to type for a bit Stranger: yeah type type XD You: I just had sex with a fake pussy anime doll. I cummed in it like a cow and milk. It blew up and flew in my face. My dick has cloth and yarn in it. So i got my other doll. Not a fake pussy doll but a doll with a cut in it so my dick can go thru. I cummed in it then i tried something with the blew up doll. The fake pussy was fine but the doll was screwed. I cut a hole in my bed and then put the fake pussy in it. I then went to sleep while fucking it. I woke up to see a puddle of cum on my bed. You: BAM You: YOU DIDNT SEE THAT COMING You: true story Stranger: oh, ok Stranger: just wait Xd i have to read XDD Stranger: ha ha ha XDDD Stranger: yeah i wish i had a fake dick in my bed You: A fake dick? You: wat Stranger: so i can be fucked by it while i'm sleeping You: dude Stranger: i'm a girl You: I said fake PUSSY You: ohh You: ermmmmm Stranger: =.= You: LOL SUPRISE BUTSECKS You have disconnected.[/quote] ITT fake story

[quote]you: [by law omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] stranger: Lol you: I'M EXTREME stranger: Awesome stranger: Rock on dude you: I know right? Stranger: Are you into extreme sex? You: ARE YOU? Stranger: Yes i like to have sex with boy scouts you: Uh. You: HAWT you: I think stranger: Sexy uniforms you: WAIT YES IT IS you: Hawt stranger: Lol you: ARE YOU EXTREME? Stranger: And the best part is stranger: I'm not joking! You: EXTREME stranger: :d you: EXTREME SECKS NAO? Stranger: You betcha stranger: Wait, are you a boy scout? You: I SHALL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT you: FOR I AM EXTREME stranger: Good enough for me :p stranger: Nothing like reaming a boy scout's ass in the woods, even if it's some horny guy pretending to be you: EXTREME? Stranger: Iight you: YOU CAUGHT ME you: DAMMIT you: MY EXTREMOSITY HAS BEEN COMPRIMISED stranger: Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf... Unf! Stranger: Lol you: Uh you: EXTREME you have disconnected.[/quote] My extremosity has been comprimised

[release]Stranger: wots ur efnisity? You: A wild Abra has appeared Stranger: I send out, pikachu You: Abra uses teleport. You have disconnected.[/release] he tried his best

I went a diffferent way on this one.. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law, Omegle is required to tell you you are chatting with a nazi!] -----//\ ----// / ---// / --// /----//\ --\\ \-- //--\ ---\\ \ // /\ \ ----\\ \/ / \\ \ ------\\ / --\\/ //\---// -\ \\ \ // /\ \ -\\ \/ /-\\ \ --\\ -/---\\ \ ---\\/----// / ---------// / --------// / --------\\/ Say Hi! You: Hello. Stranger: hi how old are you? You: 67 Stranger: ok I'm gonna go have a good one! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: hey want to have cyber sex You: Sure You: I have both a penis and a vagina so that can be useful in any situation You: But it's actually one organ You: the penis is retractable Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiqFcc_l_Kk[/url] You: YEAH MAN Stranger: oops Stranger: I had a copypasta You: WHAT'S UP MAN Stranger: Oh, not much You: WATCHIN THE SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH Stranger: I'm the clark kent to your superman You: dicke Stranger: Erm, no, just a bit more reserved You: Meh You: I threw a burning incense in my trash can today Stranger: Nice You: After I thought I put it out Stranger: I set my arm on fire once You: And my trashcan was full of tissues from my allergies You: Guess what happened Stranger: Owch, that suck Stranger: sucksI* Stranger: dammit You: I guess Stranger: yeah, I have heaps of tissues in mine You: Thank god I got enough water to put it out before the smoke alarm went off Stranger: I got a nasal spray for the flu You: I take zyrtec occasionally Stranger: and so I get random nosebleeds You: What internet community you coming from or are you just freelance Stranger: Well, I used to be a /b/tard Stranger: but I got annoyed at the lack of new stuff there You: I sometimes went to /b/ but I'm mostly a facepuncher Stranger: Ah, you like gmod? You: Used to Stranger: haha, same You: It got boring after a while Stranger: I have an account there, but I got lost Stranger: Yeah Stranger: wire kept it interesting for a bit though You: Meh, some parts of wire was too hard for me Stranger: same Stranger: wtf do you do with the damn cd? You: I honestly do-not-know. Stranger: I never figured it out :P You: Have you tried the new MTA that came out for San Andreas? Stranger: but yeah, some of the crap people make on it was impressive You: Well year Stranger: err, no =/ You: It's p. cool Stranger: any good? You: Pile an entire server of 40 people on a single plane Stranger: nice You: Lock them on and attempt to take off You: Crash the plane and kill all of them Stranger: haha You: :P Stranger: you're evil You: It's pretty fun even though everyone just sticks around the airport You: Or races around Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I can imagine Stranger: haha, I just trolled this pervert. epic fun You: Hm? Link please. Stranger: You: Well, good luck. I've only ever found someone in my local area on this once Stranger: cool are you a girl You: Nope. I'm a guy, trying to get the people like you to leave -_- You: Hard work Stranger: fuck you ass hole you a dick nigga bitch asshole motherfucker You: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: haha You: I hate how all omegle convos grind down to a halt eventually though Stranger: he was so pissed Stranger: yeah Stranger: I've had a few good ones Stranger: chatted to a paramedic You: Coo. Stranger: she had issues 0_0 You: What'd you expect from a random person on the internet Stranger: She said she'd been raped, and the guy was good at covering his tracks You: ... You: ._. Stranger: I know, I felt kinda bad for her You: Meh, I don't know what to say of that Stranger: I swear rapists should get a pickaxe to all their joints for doing shit like that You: I cringed at the mental image Stranger: haha, it's messy Stranger: I watched NCIS once, so I hear if you get a bullet or something in one of them, your screwed You: NCIS? Stranger: of course, it's TV, so it could all be made up Stranger: Yeah, it's sort of a detective show You: I have a 46-inch HDTV but only basic cable. Stranger: with explosions and stuff You: Explosions are cool Stranger: Im surpirsed Stranger: it's one of the few shows that increased in popularity as they made more seasons You: Meh You: Looks like the generic CBS show You: Don't watch too much TV because I stick to my laptop Stranger: Same Stranger: I still occasionally check up on the tv to 'keep with the times' You: I bought a HDTV back a year or so for shits and giggles and never use it You: It remains a relic of social status Stranger: haha, turn it into your monitor You: I rather prefer small monitors around 14" Stranger: Massive envy if you're pimping one of those as a computer screen :P You: It works as my laptop's screen but it's such an awkward setup running through my living room that it's not worth it Stranger: yeah You: The cables form some sort of triangle which you can and will trip over if it's set up You: Not to mention I have to connect powered speakers to it Stranger: I have a tower and a laptop, so I'd probably use the tower You: I've thought of getting a tower for a long time You: I've always been a sort of a laptop guy, ya know You: Still have an epson laptop from two decades ago Stranger: Well if you can assemble it yourself, they're really cheap Stranger: nice Stranger: keep it a bit longer and it'll be a collectors item You: It rus Win-95 so it's not much of a collectors item as of date You: *runs Stranger: yeah Stranger: I remember playing commander keen on windows 3.1 You: oh god You: Commander keen You: Nostalgia'd Stranger: yup You: I friggin' loved that game Stranger: I played till my fingers blistered Your conversational partner has disconnected. That didn't work out as I expected

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: HEY Stranger: hi Stranger: fucking extreme? You: WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME? You: YEA FUCKING EXTREME Stranger: ABSOLUTELY Stranger: IM READY Stranger: LETS DO IT Stranger: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? You: LETS GO FIGHT KING KONG WITH LIGHT SABERS WHILE POUNDING YOU'RE MOM! You: YEAAAAAAAAAH Stranger: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! You: EXTREMMEE You: YEAAA Stranger: LETS DO THAT You: LETS GO You: WE'LL TAKE MY EXTREME BOAT You: TO EXTREME ISLAND Stranger: LETS BRING T PAIN ALONG You: EXTREME YEAAAAAAA You: NO Stranger: TO SING WITH US You: HE IS EXTREME GAY Stranger: AT LEAST HE'S EXTREME! You: NO WAY Stranger: OKAY FINE Stranger: WHAT KIND OF EXTREME MUSIC DO YOU SGGEST You: EXTREME ORPHAN RAPE ORCHESTRA You: YEAAA Stranger: EXCELLENT PLAN You: LET'S DO IT Stranger: WHAT AGE ARE THE ORPHANS? I PREFER THEM WHEN THEY'RE BABIES You: EXTREME NEWBORNS You: YEA Stranger: EXTREMEEE You: WHAT SORT OF EXTREME FOODS SHALL I PACK IN MY EXTREME BACKPACK Stranger: EXTREME BLUE CHEESE AND EXTREME TOENAILS You: YEA Stranger: THE GREATEST EXTREME SUSTENANCE You: WE NEED SOME EXTREME DRINKS Stranger: EXTRA TOENAILS FOR EXTRA ENERGY Stranger: GOOD PLAN Stranger: WHAT KIND OF EXTREME DRINKS You: I WAS THINKING EXTREME MILK FROM EXTREME COWS Stranger: I LIKE THAT You: YEA Stranger: LETS TAKE THE COWS SO WE CAN RIDE THEM ON OUR MISSION! You: AND THEN SURF THEIR BODIES DOWN A VOLCANO WHILE SHOOTING BULLETS OUT OF OUR DICKS You: AND THEN KILL HITLER You: YEA Stranger: I LOVE THE WAY YOU THINK You: ITS EXTREME Stranger: EXCEPT IM A GIRL Stranger: AND I DONT HAVE A DICK You: YOU'RE EXTREME VAGINA Stranger: WHICH MIGHT PROVE A PROBLEM WHEN SHOOTING BULLETS Stranger: GOOD PLAN! You: WHAT EXTRME DATE SHALL WE LEAVE ON? Stranger: EXTREME TOMORROW You: EXTREME SPELLING ERRORS You: EXTREME OKAY Stranger: IM ALREADY EXTREME IMPATIENT TO LEAVE! You: FUCK TOMORROW You: LETS GO RIGHT NOW Stranger: EXREME TODAY! You: EXTREEEEEEEEME Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHHH Stranger: LETS GO You: EXTREME MUSIC You: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGEXTREMEGOGOGOGOGO Stranger: WHAT EXTREME PLACE SHALL WE MEET? You: EXTREME VOLCANO ISLAND Stranger: IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE WORD EXTREME STARTING TO LOOK REALLY WEIRD? You: NO WAY You: ITS JUST YOU Stranger: OKAY JUST CHECKING Stranger: THEN WE CONTINUE You: BEFORE WE GO, LETS GO SWIMMING IN THE VOLCANO Stranger: TO EXTREME VOLCANO SWIMMING You: IT FEELS EXTREME ON MY SKIN Stranger: MINE TOO! HOW EXTREME! You: LETS GO You: *ONE EXTREME BOAT RIDE LATER* You: OH SHIT KING KONG HAS EXTREME BACK UP Stranger: OH SHIT You: IVE BEEN SHOT IN THE HEAD BY AN EXTREME BULLET You: FUCK Stranger: LETS FEED THE NEWBORNS TO THEM TO DISTRACT THEM! You: TELL MY EXTREME WIFE THAT I RAPED HER SISTER You: IM GOING TO EXTREME HELL Stranger: I AM YOUR EXTREME WIFE! HOW DARE YOU! You: EXTREME TWIST Stranger: I'LL MEET YOU THERE LATER DARLING You: I EXTREME YOU Stranger: I EXTREME YOU FIRST You: I ACCIDENTALY THE WHOLE EXTREME Stranger: I AM EXTREMELY LOST You: THATS OKAY You: IT WILL ALL BE BETTER IN EXTREME HELL WHEN WE MEET THE EXTREME DEVIL You: EXTREME GOODBYE Stranger: ITS NOT GOODBYE Stranger: WE WILL MEET AGAIN, OH EXTREME ONE Stranger: EXTREME AU REVOUIR You: YES, MY EXTREME BITCH You: EXTREME GOODBYE Stranger: EXTREME GOODBYE. You have disconnected.[/quote] Woah, that was extreme! :aaaaa:

Whoa, these are lame!

[QUOTE=IhateValve;16993137]Whoa, these are extreme![/QUOTE] yea

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: Waxxup homeslices AshKetchem401: Wanna catch wild abra but EXTREME??!?!? You: Ok... AshKetchem401: A wild Abra appears. You: Don't you dare telep... AshKetchem401: Wild Abra punches you in the face and shoves the pokeball up your ass! GwonJo: YOU GOT PWNT NUB LOLOL You: o yas? wanna play chat attacks but EXTREME?? AshKetchem401: Ok... how? 498374furry: Ya i wanna pl 2 GwonJo: Are you there You: DoS ATTACK BUT EXTREME AshKetchem401: O sht DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE DENIAL OF SERVICE ------------------------------------- Connection to server lost...

[quote]You: WHAT IS LOVE Stranger: hi! Stranger: WHAT IS LOVE Stranger: BABY DONT HURT ME You: DONT HURT ME Stranger: NO MORE You: BABY DONT HURT ME Stranger: NANNAA NANANNANA NANANANNANANA You: WHAT IS LOOVEEE You: YE-EAAA-AAH You: I DONT KNOW You: YOU NOT THERE Stranger: HEHEHEHE You: I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT YOU DONT CARE You: WHAT IS RIGHT You: WHAT IS WRONG Stranger: OMG You: I GAVE YOU MY LOOVE Stranger: YOU CAN THE WHOLE SONG You: i can a whole bottle too[/quote] [quote]Stranger: I'm a shut in Stranger: ask me anything. You: where do you live Stranger: US You: where in the US Stranger: Alabama You: where in alabama Stranger: I'd rather not say You: THEN I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN You have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: im a really horny bisexual girl say something that will make me cum You: bananas! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: FBI You: GET ON THE FLOOR Stranger: wtf You: I SAID GET ON THE FLOOR Stranger: what did i do You: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT You: ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN THE COURT OF CHEESE Stranger: asl[/quote] [quote]Stranger: 20 year old horny guy looking to cam You: 60 year old horny girl looking to cam You: YOU WANT SOME FLYBOY? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Hurrurururr

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: Hey, wanna cyber? You: I mean, like You: EXTREME CYBER? Stranger: depends Stranger: my connection cuts down every 10 min Stranger: so youll have to give me your msn You: Okay, I think we can manage Stranger: to do so You: WE CAN DO THIS You: RIGHT FUCKING You: NOW Stranger: go You: I TEAR YOUR PANTS OFF AND THRUST YOU DOWN, BREAKING YOUR SPINE Stranger: HAHA Stranger: FUCK YEAH You: I RIP YOUR ASSHOLE IN TWO BITS You: AND PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT Stranger: well i cum, you cum, great You: NO You: ITS NOT OVER Stranger: lets see if your culture is as high as your humour Stranger: humor Stranger: what are your favorite flicks You: YOUR MAKING ME ALL HORNY You: I CUM ALL OVER THE BED You: GALLONS You: WE'RE SOON SWIMMING IN PENIS CUSTARD You: I SHOVE MY GIANT ERECTION IN YOUR EAR You: AND YOUR BRAIN EXPLODESS You: UNFFF You: WHERE DID YOU GO Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v:

My first one :P : Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: Fuck You: veat me You: beat* Stranger: LOL You: FP guy You: :3

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Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. [editline]11:49PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: GAHH You: I'M GONNA BASH YOUR SKULL OPEN WITH A LITTLE KID You: DON'T GO OUT SIDE FUCKER Stranger: fuck youmm Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

I lol'd. Stranger: are you jon? You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] You: yes Stranger: i rememebr you =) Stranger: hahaah You: srsly? Stranger: yepp Stranger: im gonna go look for jon though

[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! 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Stranger: I vant to see it! You: facepunch probably Stranger: lol Stranger: dude me too You: link to thread? You: i cant find it Stranger: hold on lemme find it You: u play gmod? Stranger: used to, pc broke now I have a shitty minimac You: ouch Stranger: yeah You: link? Stranger: finding it Stranger: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=800912 Stranger: : ) You: fuck es Stranger: lol You: whats your username Stranger: you doubted me? Stranger: SomeENG You: im hedhunta95 You: lol You: lets post the log You: exact same time Stranger: ok You: wtf moment[/code] WTF LOL

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You: I vant to see it! Stranger: facepunch probably You: lol You: dude me too Stranger: link to thread? Stranger: i cant find it You: hold on lemme find it Stranger: u play gmod? You: used to, pc broke now I have a shitty minimac Stranger: ouch You: yeah Stranger: link? You: finding it You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=800912[/url] You: : ) Stranger: fuck es You: lol Stranger: whats your username You: you doubted me? You: SomeENG Stranger: im hedhunta95 Stranger: lol Stranger: lets post the log Stranger: exact same time You: ok Stranger: wtf moment

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] Stranger: hey You: YEAH!!! HEY!!!!! Stranger: yo by law i have to inform u that im excited to talk to someone so extreme You: FUCKING EXTREME!!!! IL RIPE YOUR ASSHOLE OUT AND RIPE YOU A NEW ONE!! Stranger: oh You: YEAH You: EXTREME Stranger: somebody is in the process of that now. Stranger: want pics? You: THERE FUCKING EXTREME Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"] Stranger: hola Your conversational partner has disconnected.