• Emote Story Thread
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Okay, like the title says, Emotes and words, continue from last post. Refer to [img]http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n239/dcf3295/Photoshops/emotes.png[/img] for emotes. I'll start: So I was sitting around then :cthulhu: came to :canada: and stole my :burger: then I was like :byodood: when...
:emo: The end
Saw that coming :saddowns:
So the other day, :madmax: , came up to me and said "Play this banjo!". Normally I would refuse, but there was a glint in Mad Max's eye, a glint of hope and faith; So I took the almighty :banjo: and laid down some major strings. At the sound of the musical rhythms the :madmax:'s face turned and he :gizz:'ed like :spidey: shoots webs. This is the sad part, because of :madmax:s obesity he had a heart attack when he :gizz:'ed and now he is a :angle:
After I :emo: , I went to :ussr: and got :downs: and watched :zoid: on TV. I proceeded to...
play my :xbox:, but it has :downs:. I start to...
:lol: because :yoshi: was having :huh:
:shlick: :eek: :shlick: :smug::fh:
When :freeman: was lecturing me on :science: he turned and saw Alex then he was feeling :awesome:. After that, she saw Gordon's raging manhood and went in the corner and started to :shlick: madly. Gordon saw this and his mini-me got even bigger. He then went to :flashfap:. Gordon and Alex saw each other then the combine, Kleiner, Barney, Dr. Breen, and the Advisor showed up and it was practically :gooncamp:. The ground shook, the earth quaked, everything was falling apart, then :ese: showed up and stabbed the almighty advisor and the combine was all :derp: and :wtf: but everyone else was like :dance:. Gordon wasn't finished yet so he was :argh:'ing at the world but Alyx was :goatse: and waiting for him again. Then..... (actually continue from here instead of making your own little fantasies [b][i][u]Baggerbean[/u][/i][/b])
Luckily, I was into it and began to :flashfap: and they let me
:v: :argh: :argh: I'm the :v:. Story of my life.
Ahem.
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