• You are at a blind date and you walk into the restaurant and the above users avatar greets you, what
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"uh sorry sir have you seen a 'xxx_hotgirl565_xxx'?"
Well your face is a bit... magnified
I would make a friendly comment about the beard, but inside i would be weirded out by the clothing.
I would kill you then sell the diamond on your back Best. Date. Ever.
Honestly sir, I wish I rolled that way, because your beard and attire are beyond magnificence.
I bet you taste delicious.
don't eat me please
This is ok
we can still be buds but I ain't into bestiality.
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You told me you shave
Oh hey Obama, feeling alright?
you swore you weren't a furry!
Err,Uh, sorry
Hola~
I'll never be able to compete with Brad.
...are you just [I]that[/I] happy to see me, or is your cellphone's vibrator set to "11+"?
I like my women with proportional facial features, no thanks.
Let's jazz out.
Gimmie a sec to check the hot/crazy scale.
Can I order your friends at this place?
Åh kära
This could work.
"Err... I must be at the wrong place. I'll get going."
ok, ok, i'll back at ass up.
I recall ticking the female box.. Oh, well.. You can pay.
Hi professor. Long time no see.
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That would be horrifying.
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