• FacePunch Commercial Idea
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Alright, gold, nongold member. we need a idea for a facepunch commercial, idea?
dragon dildos. dragon dildos everywhere
Oh god why would we need a commercial anyone who is cool enough just finds it.
ok. face + punch = joke.
Why would a forum need a commercial
Want a Rust key? Come to Facepunch!
Own a fedora? love pointless arguing over transgenders and feminists? We're up 24/7
A boy is laying in bed, shivering. Some guy is in the room with him. Boy: Come closer, I have something to tell you. Man: ?? *leans in* Boy: I see crazy people bickering over video games, anime and other stuff while children are asking for rust for some reason. And there are an astronomical amount of new guys and gals who are happy to just say "hi" while selling strange things that have no business anywhere. *Facepunch logo mist fades in* Facepunch................It won't make you lose a tooth. *Donkey noise* Even worse idea: The Facepunch Studio talking frogs.
Facepunch, it's awful here.
Have you ever been feeling down because you haven't seen any purple dragon dildoes or shitstorms about which next-gen console is better? Be depressed no longer! FacePunch has all the weird shit you could imagine! FacePunch has everything from people asking for free games to the occasional video advertising asshole! Just see what our users are saying! "Idiot Cull - Garry" - Garry "I love doge and other memes, please post them on my profile!!!" - Rinfect "#420 PRAISE IT" pvt.jenkins If you want shitstorms and purple dragon dildoes to fill your ass-I MEAN life, do not hesitate your visit! Visit us at [url]http://www.facepunch.com/[/url]. Don't delay!
"Facepunch is a highly diverse and caring community, filled with talented artists, skilled coders, Pro-gamers, and intellectuals." "Feel like posting a hilarious picture in LMAO pics? Fuck you, it's late, and unfunny" "Feel like posting a video in the Videos sub-forum? Fuck you, someone already posted it faggot, learn to search." "Want to stay informed while browsing Sensationalist Headlines? Fuck you, you get arguments about feminism instead." "Go to Deviantart Appreciation Station. I fucking dare you." "Want to talk about the latest games and TF2 updates? Fuck you, BANNED." "If you don't want to be subjected to Reddit and 4chan, but can't afford Something Awful, you're stuck with us. You broke, fedora/gasmask wearing, atheist motherfucker." Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson
FACEPUNCH! PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE, ON THE INTERNET!
We need someone with a ridiculous Cockney accent to announce the whole thing, too.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QmpqUPs.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=PredGD;43043993][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QmpqUPs.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] You forgot anime
[QUOTE=Zadrave;43043996]You forgot anime[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Yjqlwh3.png[/IMG]
come for the rust [del]stay[/del] leave because you got banned
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WFult0b.jpg[/IMG] n00bs
[QUOTE=tigge;43044195][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WFult0b.jpg[/IMG] n00bs[/QUOTE] you stealing my work? my lawyers will know this, I'll see you in court
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;43041552]Facepunch, it's awful here.[/QUOTE] Facepunch: It's something awful. It's Something Awful. FACEPUNCH IS SOMETHING AWFUL. [IMG]http://www.nolithius.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/awful-large.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=The Robster;43044480]Facepunch: It's something awful. It's Something Awful. FACEPUNCH IS SOMETHING AWFUL. [IMG]http://www.nolithius.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/awful-large.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] It basically is pretty much
[b]FACEPUNCH![/b] [i]Come for the bans[/i] [i]Stay for the apologetics[/i]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;43041468]Want a Rust key? Come to Facepunch![/QUOTE] Would you like to unleash the hell? ... Facepunch doesn't need comercials, it's already spread mouth by mouth between cool people.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;43041468]Want Rust key? Come to Facepunch! We got plenty key for you[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/PsGOlCL.jpg[/t]
There was also this (somewhat NSFW) [URL="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/114/3/2/Facepunch_Pin_up_by_ManBean.jpg"]thing[/URL].
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