[IMG]http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/2940/fagsfagsfags.png[/IMG]
[b]Fag[/b]
n. [i]Slang[/i]
A cigarette.
[IMG]http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz73/LohnJocke/fagsbanner.png[/IMG]
[B]From Jobby[/B]
[quote]
"So, it's been 58 versions of the GGT and a lot has changed. I changed some of the rules, a bunch of new people showed up and sucked the fun of the thread and we temporarily allowed trading to help get people into the "GIFTING" spirit. Jake thought the thread was in need of renovation, that new rules should be introduced to help improve the thread and restore it to it's former "glory". I agreed with him for a while until I started to think about what my late grandfather always used to say to me. He would say, 'Jobby, you can't polish a turd, and if you try you will only get your hands dirty.' My dear grandfather, I will not betray your advice."
[/quote]
:siren:[B]HOW THIS THREAD WORKS[/B]:siren:
Below are some tips and guidelines to give you an idea of what goes on here and explain what you can do to help yourself get some gifts.
[LIST]
[*] People in this thread give gifts out of kindness. We do it using our own money. Please note that we are not millionaires and cannot possibly gift on a daily basis. Don't expect to post once and get a Steam invite right away with a gift to follow.
[/LIST]
[LIST]
[*] Try not to beg or continually repost your request for stuff. Sometimes you might be worried that your posts won't get seen when the thread is moving really fast. Don't worry, there are people who actually read each post in the thread. It might help your plea for a game if you hang around for a while first, rather than just storming in and asking for stuff. This is a community, you are welcome to become a part of it. Note that we host raffles quite a lot, usually for cash prizes, so stick around for those and don't give up hope if your requests don't get answered right away.
[/LIST]
[LIST]
[*] As in most Facepunch megathread type dealies, thread making is a shared responsibility among users of the thread. If you want to make the next thread then get in touch with Pascall. As you have noticed, we have thread themes to keep things interesting, so come up with a theme and make some banners too.
[/LIST]
[LIST]
[*] The most important rule is to enjoy yourself. Most of us try not to take ourselves or the thread too seriously which is why it would be hypocritical to overload the OP for a bunch of dumb rules that nobody is even reading are you you stupid cunt? no, you're not even reading this I fucking hate you.
[/LIST]
[IMG]http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz73/LohnJocke/fagsbanner.png[/IMG]
:siren:[B]LISTS[/B]:siren:
Below are various lists. I like lists. We have a tradition at the Gift Giving Thread of outing people who are bastards, liars, cheats or people who are just fuckin' stupid. We also have a list of "staff". These are people who have perhaps been around a bit longer than others and can help you out with any questions you might have about the thread or entering raffles.
[U][B]Staff[/B][/U]
-- Pascall
-- Makol
-- Reecematee
-- TheBrokenHobo
-- iWhatIsLove
-- solid_Jake
-- Jobby
[IMG]http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz73/LohnJocke/fagsbanner.png[/IMG]
[U][B]Thread Cancer[/B][/U]
Previously the Naughty List, the Thread Cancer List was started by Beardy in V61, used to publicy out people who should never be gifted. This list doesn't mean anything because there is no way to enforce it unless the mods started banning anyone who gifted the people on the list. It's used more to quench the blood thirst of GGTers. We used to have a list of things that could get you named as Thread Cancer but I think it blew away. Excessive begging, spamming and flaming tend to be among the main reasons though.
-- [B]PlamZ[/B] - Killjoy.
-- [B]Blynx6[/B] - Cry baby.
-- [B]Xenoyia v2[/B] - Furry, freak and all round dire poster. Should be removed from existence. From Beardy: "Couldn't take the heat"
-- [B]Jidkut[/B] - Raged like a little bitch when nobody would give him Paypal money because he gifted.
-- [B]Murdoco[/B] - Inept group leader. When he is not being unhelpful or inactive, he can be seen making stupid decisions such as banning Jobby from the chat for no reason. BeardyDuck adds, "he is a huge fagola". Thanks Beardy.
-- [B]IAmNow[/B] - For animal cruelty and general stupidity. Has been Stupid Listed also.
--[B] CortexMaster[/B] - 11 year old idiot.
--[B] bigbob[/B] - Spamming idiot.
-- [B]solderholm13 - [/B]13 years old and a general fuck up in society.
-- [B]Sparkwire [/B] - Being an unfunny fuckwit.
-- [B]Minigun[/B] - Ungrateful, spamming, shitposting, begging idiot. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES GIFT THIS PERSON.
-- [b]Inacio[/b] - For fake raffles and being a drama merchant and all round tool.
[B][U]Why we don't like Blynx, Xeno, or Saza[/U][/B]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/cableboy1.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=pulpfictionlmao23.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=pulpfictionbeverage2.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz73/LohnJocke/fagsbanner.png[/IMG]
[U][B]Stupid List[/B][/U]
Introduced by Pascall in July 2010. She says, "these people are just dumb. They just say dumb things. Everything they do is dumb." Different from the Naughty List as gifting these people isn't exactly frowned upon or forbidden, but if you do gift any of these people then you run the risk of catching downs. And then you will probably end up on this list. It is a vicious cycle.
-- [B]Xenoiya[/B] - [URL="http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5900/ggty.png"][U]Reason[/U][/URL]
-- [B]Gordon Frohm[/B] - [URL="http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4111/gordonfohrohrohrom.jpg"][U]Reason[/U][/URL]
-- [B]Minigun[/B] - [URL="http://i29.tinypic.com/mrstug.jpg"][U]Reason[/U][/URL]
-- [B]IAmNow[/B] - [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=23468070&postcount=740"][U]Reason[/U][/URL]
[IMG]http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz73/LohnJocke/fagsbanner.png[/IMG]
:siren:[B]THE STEAM GROUP[/B]:siren:
Our Steam chat room is always active and is in dire need of new people because we're all bored and sick of each other. The chat is generally where to make a name for yourself unless you bounce in with a hur and a dur and demand games from us. Our mods are corrupt and very ban happy though.
[URL="http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FPGGG"][IMG]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/7104/logofptp1.png[/IMG][/URL]
[B]Click the image to join the official steam group![/B]
[IMG]http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz73/LohnJocke/fagsbanner.png[/IMG]
Brilliant
Great theme, Jobby.
Yay fags!
Gift me borderlands DLC please.
Deja Vu
i got the last post
No one bet with me.
You just lost a slave and a jobby sex coupon
[b]The Jobby Sex Coupon Raffle[/b]
[b]Hey jake what are you doing[/b]
I'm having a raffle!
[B]Really what for?[/B]
Have you ever wanted to have sex with jobby
[B]No[/B]
Well you're gay then, ANYWAY, I'm raffling off 17 jobby sex coupons
[B]Um.. yay?[/B]
Yeah it's pretty cool, anyway, entry is simple, all you have to do is take jobby's banner and do something wacky with it. Stick it on a swastika, draw stuff all over it I dunno
[B]That's.. um?[/B]
Fantastic I know so get started.
[b]Wait you forgot to say the deadline[/b]
How about tonight. At an undisclosed time
:siren:[B]PM ME YOUR ENTRIES. IMAGE SUPPLIED BELOW[/B]:siren:
[img]http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3401/jobbybanner.png[/img]
Disclaimer : All jobby sex coupons are redeemable at participating jobby dealers only. You must be of 12 years old age or higher to be applicable for use of the coupons. If by any chance a jobby is not availible or in the mood for sex you will not be refunded the coupons. Additional charges may apply, satisfaction may vary .
I think it did
What is the actual prize
Sent in my entry
[QUOTE=Jobby;24160674]What is the actual prize[/QUOTE]
Jobby sex coupons what are you crazy it says right in the details
[img_thumb]Oh god oh god I think he's on to me[/img_thumb]
Jobby sex coupon eh? Did you keep the reciept, I think I'd want my cash back.
What is a chav?
:buddy: GAYSEX!
Yes but that can't be a prize because they are not real
Jake did not give me Jobby sex coupons. :colbert:
My sex token entry is in.
New thread. :v:
Gift the guy of the puzzle agent banner.
[QUOTE=Zabe Aeiger;24160803]Jake did not give me Jobby sex coupons. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
gOD IT'S A RAFFLE YOU HAVE TO WIN THEM
Has anyone noticed that I have 2 banners on there? :smug:
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.