• Weird/Funny/Cool Dreams
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Description: Post all of your weird/funny/:c00l: dreams. Rules: Dreams only please/Be nice Real Examples: There was this one dream I had, I was taking a shit a bathroom, and all of the sudden, the grudge pops out from behind a towel! The grudge says " The bathroom is a scenic place for flys." I woke up. --------------- Had a dream where I pulled off my nipples, made a sound like an airtight lid coming off. --------------- Have fun posting your absurd dreams!
No clue what the dream was but when i woke up it was still going on around, annoying when my dreams seem to have a mind of their own and are annoying me when i am trying to take a piss... Then it finally ending when i practically scream shut up. Still have no clue what the dream was about before waking up somewhat.
Dream where i was at school and everything was either floating or on a surface it shouldnt have been. Gravity hacks!
I not long ago had a dream where my boyfriend's ex was screaming at me to leave as fast as I can because she was about to turn into a monster. It was hilarious. My favourite though is when I was on some pebbley English beach and a huge *dead* shark that looked like the one on the Jaws cover got up and started singing Nickleback's "This Is How You Remind Me" to me.
I had this dream just recently: Everything was in CS 1.6 graphics, I dreamt that it was some kind of "zombie hunt" on a cs_militia'ish map, me, and some other guy started with the HL pistol, and a little ammo and was supposed to kill all the zombies. It was like one of these lucid dreams, but you only control yourself. It was pretty random, but it felt like some kind of mod for CS 1.6, maybe it is, maybe someone should make one.
there was something stuck to my bros forehead and i tried taking it off but i ended up peeling off his whole face
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i had to redo my year 10 endurance camp were you have to walk around a national park..... i woke up sweating
I had to pee I woke up peeing
had a dream that when i went to college it turned out to be wizard college and we kept getting attacked by voldemort so i had to learn some spells right quick and defend the campus
I had sex with some chick in a ball pit at a Toys R Us.
i had this ridiculously awesome dream once where i was part of the crew of the orca (the little boat from jaws) and we caught like some giant sea monster and it started pulling us along and then started going really fast and then it like ran into a ramp on the dock or something so the boat went flying up on the dock and we crashed into a restaurant and it was really cool.
I dreamt I was in L4D-like scenario with three other friends... pretty cool dream
i had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse and me and all my family decided that we gotta make for the us-mexico border so then we did and i woke up then the next night i had a sequel dream we were in some town somewhere and it was crowded with people cuz every store was having a "75% end of humanity sale" then we got back in the car, made it to mexico, and lived the rest of our days in a ridiculously fortified shack
I had a dream where i was in a gym with a full house of like 500 people and they were just talking amongst themselves and there where 3 different colored balls a green yellow and red in the middle of the gym. When i went and touched the green one everyone looked at me. when i touched the yellow one everyone yelled at me. when i touched the red one everyone would throw enormous rocks at me. That went on (in dream time) for like 3 hours of me just touching all three. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-downs.gif[/img]
I had this weird dream that consisted of a Half-Life 2 Episode 3 trailer. It started as if the camera was behind a thick sheet of ice. Then something that looked like a Cremator, but in arctic camouflage, walked up and melted the ice. The trailer then went on to showcase a zombie section, kinda like Ravenholm but more like in an arctic outpost. Weird. I keep waiting for the actual trailer to come out and be like that. :downs:
I had a dream I could levitate
I had a dream I was start having sex with a friend, a girl from my school, she has a big-o ass, but then I woke up
[QUOTE=Joxalot;16062589]a big-o ass[/QUOTE] [img]http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/malice_mizerxxx/bigo.jpg?t=1247697568[/img] a big-o ass you say... color me intrigued
I had an Airsoft pistol and actually killed people with it because the pellets had antimatter in them and exploded. And then some SWAT guys came in and I shot them too, and killed them, but the blood acted like in zero-gravity and floated. Afterwards, a volcano opened up underneath my feet and I feel into lava, and became a lava god. :buddy:
I had a dream that i was peeing in the toilet. i think you know the rest.... [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Pointless bump" - Autumn))[/highlight]
I had a dream where I turned into a velociraptor and ate some KFC off the floor in a park somewhere at night, and later on I bragged to all of my friends about how I somehow managed to turn into a dinosaur. Also nice bump.
I once dreamt an awesome TV show episode, tt was like a mix of Psych, The Mentalist, Castle and The X-Files. I do not remember the details though.
i once had a dream where i fucked a bull in the ass.....i can still hear it mooing
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