• Favorite Movie Quotation?
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"Sticking feathers up your but does not make you a chicken." Tyler Durden-Fight Club
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler, Gone by by the wind
"Ooh yeah baby right there" Ultimate Orgy IV
"Bitch" Gene Hackman - The Conversation
"It feels like a penis!"
"Get busy living or get busy dying" Andy Dufresne - Shawshank Redemption
[in response to a child's letter] "Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seam to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the mother-fucking answer." Cpl. Ray Person - Generation Kill yeah, it's a HBO mini-series but it's the best quote I have ever heard.
This is gonna be a long one, and I'm copy/pasting it, but whatever. [b]Freck Suicide Narrator:[/b] Charles Freck, becoming progressively more and more depressed by what was happening around him, decided, finally, to off himself. There was no problem in the circles where he hung out in putting an end to yourself. You just bought a large quantity of downers and took them with some cheap wine. The planning part had to do with the artifacts he wanted found on him by later archeologists. He had spent several days deciding, much longer than he had spent deciding to kill himself. He would be found lying on his back, on his bed, with a copy of Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead and an unfinished letter to Exxon, protesting the cancellation of his gas credit card. That way, he would indite the system, and achieve something by his death, over and above what the death itself achieved. At the last moment, he changed his mind on a decisive issue and decided to drink the pills with a connoisseur wine, instead of Ripple or Thunderbird. So he set off on one last drive, over to Tiny's Liquors, which specialized in fine wines, and bought a bottle of 2001 Azalea Springs Merlot, which set him back almost seventy dollars. Back home again, he uncorked the wine, let it breathe, drank a few glasses of it, tried to think of something meaningful but could not, and then, with a glass of Merlot, gulped down all the pills at once. However, he had been burned. Instead of quietly suffocating, Charles Freck began to hallucinate. The next thing he knew, a creature from between dimensions was standing beside his bed, looking down at him disapprovingly. [b]Freck:[/b] You gonna read me my sins? [Creature nods] [b]Freck:[/b] Eh, it's gonna take a hundred thousand hours. [b]Creature:[/b] Your sins will be read to you ceaselessly, in shifts, throughout eternity. The list will never end. [b]Creature:[/b] [starts reading] "The Sins of Freck" [b]Freck Suicide Narrator:[/b] Charles Freck wished he could take back the last half hour of his life. [b]Creature: [/b][Creature continues to read] "... theft of fingernail clippers..." "... you did knowingly and with malice..." "... punched your baby sister, Evelyn..." "... December, theft of Christmas presents..." "... one billion lies..." [b]Freck Suicide Narrator:[/b] One thousand years later, they had reached the sixth grade, the year he had discovered masturbation. [b]Creature:[/b] [Creature continues to read] "... November fourteenth, Percodan... Vicodin... Cocaine..." [b]Freck Suicide Narrator:[/b] Charles Freck thought, "At least I got a good wine." -[i]A Scanner Darkly[/i] Now with codes for easy reading!
"I am [B]Yulaw![/B] I am nobody's bitch!"
"You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter because we'll be together." Mal. Inception.
"I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I get back." Rufus: I can't stand Hansel! Meekus: I know, right? Riding around on that scooter like he's so cool? Rufus: And the way Hansel combs his hair? Meekus: Or like, doesn't. It's like ex-squeeze me, have you ever heard of styling gel hahahaha! Brint: I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel he's a male model. Meekus: Earth to Brint, I was making a joke. Brint: Uh earth to Meekus duh, okay, I knew that. Meekus: Earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did cause you were all,'Well I'm sure he's heard of styling gel', like you DIDN'T know it was a joke! Hahaha! Hah!
What's with all the longarse quotes? Mine was short but very effective, i suggest you watch it
Well you should watch mine then, gah.
Jimmie:When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why! Classic.
game over man, GAME OVER hudson-aliens
Vincent: Dude, I get upset when I'm stressed, so don't stress me man. Jules: ohhhhhhhhhh, [B]you[/B] get upset Vincent: Yeah man Jules: [B]well I'm a mushroomcloud laying motherfucker motherfucker[/B]
"Anger ruins joy, steals the goodness of my mind, forces my mouth to say terrible things. Overcoming anger brings peace of mind, leads to a mind without regrets. If I overcome anger, I will be delightful and loved by everyone." - Charlie Crews.
"Paging doctor faggot!" -The Hangover
Put dat cookie doawgn!
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!! "suburban commando"
Yipikaiya mother fucker! - John McfuckingClaine.
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