• If aliens came to earth, what would you show them?
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Yeah, basically, aliens come to earth. Friendly or angry, up to you; what would you show them when they came to earth, either to impress/interest or appease them? The seven wonders of the world? What? Go. If they were angry, I'd show them Facepunch so maybe they'd take pity on us and leave us be.
Facepunch, would say hi and then ask them if they want them to come and watch late night movies with nachos... Mmmmm, nachos...
My dick No, seriously. :banjo:
Porn and shits like that.
Show them Obama
”We come in peace!” Yeah, but i dont. [editline]12:28PM[/editline] [i] How the fuck did you guys learn English anyway [/i]
I would do my best to be civil. I would introduce them to our world and show them what kind of race we are and so forth. Hopefully we could learn to understand each other in the future.
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19462972]I would do my best to be civil. I would introduce them to our world and show them what kind of race we are and so forth. Hopefully we could learn to understand each other in the future.[/QUOTE] Boring. *yawn*
The door. :rimshot:
Area 51, so they can see alien technology we stole..... Erm made.
i would show them some dick cheeze
Preferably the best first impression. However, I won't get time to do that, as the military will have already shown them big guns and they would've blown the fuck out of Earth with an orbital particle cannon.
My computer :smug:
Art Gallery
I don't really have anything worth showing.
I'd show them my Wii, and their fragle arms would fly off while they are bowling.
2 girls 1 cup. Maybe then they would leave us alone...
I would likely offer them a genuine Earth-made pillow, a simple gift of comfortable fabric representing an attitude of hospitality.
I would introduce them to the most important and expensive substance known to man, a substance which is so powerful only a few can take it like a man, that substance is :rimshot: Ice Coffee. Also Heroin.
i would show them the parking lot. while showing, i would say to them, Oi Park Your Stupid UFO here, BOYO. or the airport. hmm.
The wonders of allcheehawl.
Show them the city, and tell them to stay away from USA.
[QUOTE=jamzzster;19462919]Show them Obama[/QUOTE] No, you do not show signs of weakness to the enemy.
My penis.
Cat food
Ma Lazor!... or maybe just my face... that will scare them
Music :rock: Well not exaclty show them, but play for them.
Nutella, pizza, an episode of 30 Rock and Scarface. Then I'd proceed to introduce them to some Earth made cannabis
I am gonna show them my awesome Alienware theme. So they will spare my life, because I am a alien fan, aliens are not killing their fans, right...?
I'd probably show them the LHC.
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