Facepunch writes erotic fanfiction v1: Oh shit what are you doing?!
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It's simple, read what the above poster posted and add on to it. If it's good enough I'll add it to the OP as the thread progresses, if it's rated dumb by me skip it. If it's rated agree continue with it.
If you happen to post at the same time as five other people; be polite and change who you are quoting to the person closest to your post.
Each chapter lasts 15 quotes (unless it's utterly fantastic), then we move to a new chapter with a new storyline. No furry/pony bullshit.
Let's get started.
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[B]Chapter 1 - Knuckles Revenge[/B]
[sp]Knuckles and Goku fuck each other silly and Sonic gets anal beads put in his ass[/sp]
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872105]Sonic woke up slowly, groggy from whatever it was that had managed to stop the worlds fastest hedgehog in his tracks. As he shook the fog from his vision, he realised that he was completely restrained, helpless, naked and alone. Chained to an operating table in an emormous laboratory, a suspiciously egg-shaped laboratory....[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872112]"This must be the work of Eggman!", he thought to himself, with a smile only a masochist could wear. Suddenly, a large-egg shaped figure appeared at the doorway, and Sonic knew who it was from the start.
It was Knuckles.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872161]"What do you want with me? Why have you brought me here?" Sonic demanded, playing for time.
"You know what I want Sonic. It's what I've always wanted." The echidna had a faraway look in his eyes, he seemed almost serene in spite of the situation. "Every dog has his day Sonic. Every god-damn fucking dog."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;39872174]Even as his eyes flitted about the room in search of an exit, the hedgehog felt his skin flush and breath quicken. As Knuckles slowly walked towards him with a lopsided grin on his face, Sonic's eyes settled on the girth sprouting from the echinda's furry red crotch. "K-knuckles! What are you doing!?"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872180]There was an awkward silence between the two. Sonic's teeth began to chatter. "Wow it sure is cold in here, I can see my breath." Knuckles stared blankly.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872183]Suddenly, out of nowhere, Goku burst through the roof.
"Hey guys, I just finished saving the Ear-Oh...I see you're a bit busy here. But allow me..."
As Goku began to transform into Super Saiyan 4, the screams turned Knuckles on, and he came on the spot.
And as Goku removed his penis, you could see the power emanating from it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872212]Before you know it, Sonic was masturbating furiously. But just as Sonic does best, he came faster than the speed of sound. The white wave covered Knuckles and Goku as they continued to fuck.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872248]"Wow that smells delectable!" moaned Goku as he gently pushed into Knuckles already sore behind. Knuckles bent over to smell Sonic's warm cum. "Y-you can see the heat rising from i-it." rumbled Knuckles.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=zakedodead;39872234]Goku Grabs knuckles in one arm and in his free hand holds his now severed penis, he forces Sonic to suck it in preparation as he gives knuckles an expert rimming, preparing knuckles for what is about to cum...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872250]Suddenly, out of nowhere, Jake the Hedgehog totally originally spins into the room and confronts the pair. He pulls out a line of anal rings and begins to insert them into Sonic's gaping ass.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bazsil;39872265]Jake licks the rest of the beads to make it easier to insert, giving the orbs a fresh coat of wet AIDS-infused saliva. The commotion is observed by William Overbeck, who as he enters the room, gives a yellow tobacco-stained grin as he immediately gets the first erection he's had in a while.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872271]Spurred on by this sudden anal invasion, Knuckles takes the opportunity to drive his fist elbow deep into the mighty Saiyan warriors most private of cavities.
"This is how I earned my name bitches!" He bellowed "These things aren't just for show!"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872272]"Gahh!!!" yelped Sonic, "T-that's t-too f-far, you're gonna break me." he continued. "Don't worry sweetheart, it won't be much longer." whispered Jake into Sonic's ear.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bazsil;39872302]As he whispers sweet nothings into Sonic's ear, Jake begins to administer erotic asphyxiation with one free hand. He drools a little.[/QUOTE]
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[B]Chapter 2 - It started with a zing. No, a plop. Or was it a boop? Yes, it was a plop.[/B]
[sp]A man with a small dick and a shemale midget assassin book keeper fuck, and a whole clusterfuck of what the fuck happens[/sp]
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872343]"Yeah it's kinda my favorite book." he nodded, the lady at the register looked strangely at him.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bazsil;39872344]This was none other than Steve "Stone Cold" Austin, in his usual wrestling garb. His bulge throbs eerily.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872356]But as he looked on, and admired the woman, he noticed something odd about her...
A distinct mustache line, for one.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872366]"I'll see what I can do." She answered, and moved away from the register down the aisles of the bookstore. The shopkeepers name was Sarah, and she had never gotten used to the kind of customers that seemed attracted to her store. It wasn't that they were rude, or even difficult. It was the way they looked at her.
It was the way they looked at her four breasts.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bazsil;39872375]Steve leans across the counter, whispering "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away..." as the store's door crashes open and someone calls out "Stay away from my baby!"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872383]Now Austin knew what was up.
The four breasts...
The distinct mustache line...
This lady couldn't be Sarah. It must be an impostor!
It could only be one person.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872386]Snip
Knightvista, you're my hero.
"Jesse 'The Body' Ventura!" Steve bellowed "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Looking for Sarah are we?" Ventura asked as he wiped the lipstick from his sneering mouth.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bazsil;39872433]"You, I thought I had you killed in Russia," Steve responds.
"Never send a midget assassin to do a wrestler's job, Steve. You failed, and now, gaze upon my penis" at which point Venture tears any remaining clothing from his body.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872440]Steve Austin then knew what he must do.
He slowly removed his 1-inch dinger and swung it at Ventura, hoping to intimidate him.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bazsil;39872454]As the two wrestlers attempt to do battle, suddenly a shrill cry rings out. "Cease this violence!" They both turn around to see none other than Albus Dumbledore, as naked as the day he was born aside from his stereotypical wizard hat and stave.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872471]The hair on his head was as long as the hair on his other head. His stave was as long as his other stave.
He cast a spell, suddenly transforming Austin's penis into a girth-bound monster.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872510]"Control your serpent warrior, before it controls you!" The wizard roared, and turned his attention on the dress wearing Jesse Ventura. "And now for you young lady."
With a flick of his wand he sent a vortex of occult energy spiralling towards the stunned wrestlers torso. "Perhaps a little something extra, to go with your something extra!" Albus cackled, and as Jesse looked down he realized something was even more wrong than usual on his rippling torso...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bazsil;39872534]All four of his nipples were now penises! Albus saunters towards him, blushing hot pink. "Now, I can really show you true magic" he whispers as he strokes one.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872560]I swear we've hit 15, so I'll just end it here.
As the police force ran in naked, they all began firing upon the horny group. The police chief was charged with 4 counts of first degree murder, and was sentenced to death by rape.[/QUOTE]
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[B]Chapter 3 - "Things get hotter than the thermite they used to get in."[/B]
[sp]Something about hot pistols[/sp]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872605]Hoxton, hand me your pistol!
His pistol felt a bit more hot than usual, even though he just shot off a clip at the advancing SWAT.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pw0nageXD;39872620]Damn this pistol is hot he said. But there was a thought in the back of his mind about something, or someone he though was much, much hotter.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872634]He was dreaming of Chains, of course, and his big black throbbing rifle. He wanted him to shoot a couple clips into his body, and reload and come back for more.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872670]He snapped back to reality as Dallas grabbed him by the shoulder. "We need to fall back, get to the vault and lock ourselves in. I'm not going back to jail if I can help it."
Hoxton nodded, and followed his team members through the hail of police gunfire. He felt strong hands guiding him, and making him feel safe. It was Chains, it was always Chains.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pw0nageXD;39872706]After they fell back to the vault, Dallas locked them in. Turning around, Hoxton saw Chains, strapped to the wall in a full leather suit.
"You ever wonder why they call me chains," he asked?[/QUOTE]
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[B]Chapter 4 - Scout and Femscout "Scout it out."[/B]
[sp]In the works![/sp]
[QUOTE=KnightVista]"Ya know, they used to call me horse." smuged Scout. "I'd personally be interested in why they'd call you that <3" winked Femscout.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=zakedodead;39872626]Scout pulled down his pants, revealing a large scar "Used to" said scout, with a tinge of sadness in his voice. "Don't worry" said Femscout "I've got enough for two" she says as she pulls down her skirt, revealing two massive horse dongs[/QUOTE]
Sonic woke up slowly, groggy from whatever it was that had managed to stop the worlds fastest hedgehog in his tracks. As he shook the fog from his vision, he realised that he was completely restrained, helpless, naked and alone. Chained to an operating table in an emormous laboratory, a suspiciously egg-shaped laboratory....
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872105]Sonic woke up slowly, groggy from whatever it was that had managed to stop the worlds fastest hedgehog in his tracks. As he shook the fog from his vision, he realised that he was completely restrained, helpless, naked and alone. Chained to an operating table in an emormous laboratory, a suspiciously egg-shaped laboratory....[/QUOTE]
"This must be the work of Eggman!", he thought to himself, with a smile only a masochist could wear. Suddenly, a large-egg shaped figure appeared at the doorway, and Sonic knew who it was from the start.
It was Knuckles.
An interesting direction, wasn't planning on this.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872112]"This must be the work of Eggman!", he thought to himself, with a smile only a masochist could wear. Suddenly, a large-egg shaped figure appeared at the doorway, and Sonic knew who it was from the start.
It was Knuckles.[/QUOTE]
"What do you want with me? Why have you brought me here?" Sonic demanded, playing for time.
"You know what I want Sonic. It's what I've always wanted." The echidna had a faraway look in his eyes, he seemed almost serene in spite of the situation. "Every dog has his day Sonic. Every god-damn fucking dog."
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872161]"What do you want with me? Why have you brought me here?" Sonic demanded, playing for time.
"You know what I want Sonic. It's what I've always wanted." The echidna had a faraway look in his eyes, he seemed almost serene in spite of the situation. "Every dog has his day Sonic. Every god-damn fucking dog."[/QUOTE]
Even as his eyes flitted about the room in search of an exit, the hedgehog felt his skin flush and breath quicken. As Knuckles slowly walked towards him with a lopsided grin on his face, Sonic's eyes settled on the girth sprouting from the echinda's furry red crotch. "K-knuckles! What are you doing!?"
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;39872174]Even as his eyes flitted about the room in search of an exit, the hedgehog felt his skin flush and breath quicken. As Knuckles slowly walked towards him with a lopsided grin on his face, Sonic's eyes settled on the girth sprouting from the echinda's furry red crotch. "K-knuckles! What are you doing!?"[/QUOTE]
There was an awkward silence between the two. Sonic's teeth began to chatter. "Wow it sure is cold in here, I can see my breath." Knuckles stared blankly.
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;39872174]Even as his eyes flitted about the room in search of an exit, the hedgehog felt his skin flush and breath quicken. As Knuckles slowly walked towards him with a lopsided grin on his face, Sonic's eyes settled on the girth sprouting from the echinda's furry red crotch. "K-knuckles! What are you doing!?"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872180]There was an awkward silence between the two. Sonic's teeth began to chatter. "Wow it sure is cold in here, I can see my breath." Knuckles stared blankly.[/QUOTE]
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Goku burst through the roof.
"Hey guys, I just finished saving the Ear-Oh...I see you're a bit busy here. But allow me..."
As Goku began to transform into Super Saiyan 4, the screams turned Knuckles on, and he came on the spot.
And as Goku removed his penis, you could see the power emanating from it.
Amy appears behind Knuckles, "Hey big boys, what are you guys up to?" she asks. Sonic and Knuckles look at each other and smirk. "Stay where you are, Amy." Said Knuckles, "We'll show you how big boys play."
Goku yelled. And yelled. And yelled some more.
Standing before Knuckles, he put all 9001 inches inside his red filthy ass.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;39872206]He yelled. And yelled. And yelled some more.
Standing before Knuckles, he put all 9001 inches inside his red filthy ass.[/QUOTE]
Before you know it, Sonic was masturbating furiously. But just as Sonic does best, he came faster than the speed of sound. The white wave covered Knuckles and Goku as they continued to fuck.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872183]And as Goku removed his penis,[/QUOTE]
What?
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872213]What?[/QUOTE]
I meant to imply from his trousers. Sorry :/
Also, you can't pick and choose lines, man. You've gotta use it all. It's only fair.
We're only 6 posts in and Goku is ramming Knuckles
What the shit
Goku Grabs knuckles in one arm and in his free hand holds his now severed penis, he forces Sonic to suck it in preparation as he gives knuckles an expert rimming, preparing knuckles for what is about to cum...
This really escalated fast.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872212]Before you know it, Sonic was masturbating furiously. But just as Sonic does best, he came faster than the speed of sound. The white wave covered Knuckles and Goku as they continued to fuck.[/QUOTE]
"Wow that smells delectable!" moaned Goku as he gently pushed into Knuckles already sore behind. Knuckles bent over to smell Sonic's warm cum. "Y-you can see the heat rising from i-it." rumbled Knuckles.
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872248]"Wow that smells delectable!" moaned Goku as he gently pushed into Knuckles already sore behind. Knuckles bent over to smell Sonic's warm cum. "Y-you can see the heat rising from i-it." rumbled Knuckles.[/QUOTE]
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Jake the Hedgehog totally originally spins into the room and confronts the pair. He pulls out a line of anal rings and begins to insert them into Sonic's gaping ass.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872250]Suddenly, out of nowhere, Jake the Hedgehog totally originally spins into the room and confronts the pair. He pulls out a line of anal rings and begins to insert them into Sonic's gaping ass.[/QUOTE]
Jake licks the rest of the beads to make it easier to insert, giving the orbs a fresh coat of wet AIDS-infused saliva. The commotion is observed by William Overbeck, who as he enters the room, gives a yellow tobacco-stained grin as he immediately gets the first erection he's had in a while.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872250]Suddenly, out of nowhere, Jake the Hedgehog totally originally spins into the room and confronts the pair. He pulls out a line of anal rings and begins to insert them into Sonic's gaping ass.[/QUOTE]
"You're too slow!" taunted Sonic as Jake shoved the sex toy into Sonic's golden ring.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872250]Suddenly, out of nowhere, Jake the Hedgehog totally originally spins into the room and confronts the pair. He pulls out a line of anal rings and begins to insert them into Sonic's gaping ass.[/QUOTE]
Spurred on by this sudden anal invasion, Knuckles takes the opportunity to drive his fist elbow deep into the mighty Saiyan warriors most private of cavities.
"This is how I earned my name bitches!" He bellowed "These things aren't just for show!"
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39872271]Spurred on by this sudden anal invasion, Knuckles takes the opportunity to drive his fist elbow deep into the mighty Saiyan warriors most private of cavities.
"This is how I earned my name bitches!" He bellowed "These things aren't just for show!"[/QUOTE]
"Gahh!!!" yelped Sonic, "T-that's t-too f-far, you're gonna break me." he continued. "Don't worry sweetheart, it won't be much longer." whispered Jake into Sonic's ear.
Gotta rewrite, Knight :)
Just change your quote and fix it to fit. I'll add that to the OP.
As the night went on, the group became more and more intense. Bill joined in to assist Goku with Knuckle's deep red anal cavity.
Jake and Sonic went all night long, but before long, a new challenger had entered the fray...
[sub][sub]whatamidoingwithmylife[/sub][/sub]
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872272]"Gahh!!!" yelped Sonic, "T-that's t-too f-far, you're gonna break me." he continued. "Don't worry sweetheart, it won't be much longer." whispered Jake into Sonic's ear.[/QUOTE]
As he whispers sweet nothings into Sonic's ear, Jake begins to administer erotic asphyxiation with one free hand. He drools a little.
And as Knuckles and Goku are preoccupied with their own lust-filled fisting Sonic sees a large phallus step out in front of his face, he immediately starts to suck it as he hears it's owner say "Yes kakarot I see you are no match for the red one"
Ok that's the end of chapter 1, now it's chapter 2. New storyline, characters etc.
Let's see who starts it this time.
It started with a zing. No, a plop. Or was it a boop?
Yes, it was a plop.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872335]It started with a zing. No, a plop. Or was it a boop?[/QUOTE]
"Yeah it's kinda my favorite book." he nodded, the lady at the register looked strangely at him.
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