I've got two cats here, and Lizzy sits on everything I've just touched. If I'm using my computer and I walk away for two seconds, she's draped across my keyboard, staring up at me. Right now she's laying between the keyboard and my body. Working with a new art kit, she tries to sit on it. It seems like she doesn't even care if I throw her off, dump her off, etc. etc. When I sleep, she sleeps on top of me, either on my back or my side or my legs, depending on the angle I'm in.
Does she want attention? Does she secretly hate me? Does she adore me? What is this?
She clearly has a fetish, let her sit on your face and see what happens
She probably wants attention.
If she wants attention then why does she cry and throw a fit when I throw her down?
She's an attention whore.
Get her a webcam and tell her to make youtube videos of her stripping
But she already spends her time around the house being completely naked. She's just too far gone.
She is going to kill you
My cat does this to me all the time. It's pretty funny and cute. For the most part I believe that they just do it for attention.
Last night, I was shaking off a camping blanket to prepare for storage.
I laid it out nicely along the ground, ready to fold it up. I turn around for a moment to shake the dust out of the little bag it stores in, and when I turned around, my cat was sitting on my blanket, staring at me, almost as if to say "Haha hey. Oh you wanted to fold this bro?"
It was funny because I tried pushing him off and he just walked back over to it and sat back down on it.
Later on he ended up jumping in bed with me when i was getting ready to fall asleep. He ran up to my pillow, sat above my head purring, rubbing his face all over my head, etc.
I was on the phone with my fiance- and every time I would turn to one side and expose the hand holding the phone, my cat would wedge his paw between the phone and my hand, probably due to jealously of me not focusing on him.
Aww, haha. It drives my mom nuts though because she paints all the time, and when a cat sits on a freshly painted canvas, not only is the cat really hard to clean, but the art is ruined. Once Lizzy dipped her paws into purple paint and ran across the house. We found puddyprints in the weirdest places.
You need to rub her belly, that's what my cat always wants.
You need to rub my belly to or else I will sit on your keyboard and step on your mothers paint canvas
You wouldn't dare! D:
She hates getting her belly rubbed, actually.
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Hahaha, that's adorable.
Your cat is probably just saying I love you in it's own way
Either that or it found food
My dog used to lie on my desk because she knew I had a bone to throw outside when I don't want her inside. Same with my puppy, it keeps lying on everything I touch but I don't know why.
My best guess is it's probably lazy/tired
stand on your floor and then put super glue on it. hopefully your cat will be glued to your floor in the next morning
Hehe, Pills, that, or she's planning on eating me at some point. And aww c:
Zovox: But I'm fresh out of super glue. Darn.
You smell like old cheese because you never wash yourself and your cat likes the smell.
What kind of cheese, specifically? Cheddar? Muenster?
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;27059667]What kind of cheese, specifically? Cheddar? Muenster?[/QUOTE]
Pont l’Eveque
Sounds delicious.
It's not.
Arf kit? You fly?
Did I say arf? I meant art. Oh wait, I did say art. What?
oh shit, misread.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;27059970]Sounds delicious.[/QUOTE]
It is. Smells awful, though.
[QUOTE=Anglor;27052829]She clearly has a fetish, let her sit on your face and see what happens[/QUOTE]
And then starts some s[b]cat[/b] porn.
Stick your dick inside of her
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[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;27061194]Stick your dick inside of her[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;27061194]Stick your dick inside of her[/QUOTE]
And here we go.
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