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EA buys Valve
Mexico invades Canada, avoids the US.
Man bites dog
TF2 update actually contains weapons, no cosmetics
Obama's children found murdered in the white house as offerings to Stalin.
HALF LIFE 2: EPISODE 3 RELEASED
Dark Souls coming to PC.
HP sues Canon over paper technology
Apple announced merger with Microsoft.
3 Dead, 8 Injured in Mall where a man dressed as Gordon Freeman ran around with a Large Gas Canister he claimed was his "Gravity Gun", and assaulted them with a large Crowbar. He also targeted Mall Security or "Civil Protection". The man has yet to be located.
Romney Assassinated, Santorum Shits on Face
Falcons Win Super Bowl.
Assassin Almost Kills President, Distracted by Naked Skydiver
Long Awaited "Half-Life: Episode 3" Released, Fans Disappointed.
Gabe Newell dies in a car crash
RWJ killed in freak accident
Santorum plans on banning all religions other than christianity
Cure for cancer discovered, no side effects
Airbus crashes killing everyone after extraterrestrial flying lion gets caught in turbine
Activision buys Valve.
Activision announce "Call of Duty: Just give us all your fucking money", already predicted to beat sales records set by predecessors.
The moon explodes and everyone gets aids
Mutated fish meat revealed to cure Cancer and AIDS when digested with salt water.
Scientist invent the gadget that we can communicate with animals.
Wombat attacks locals
facepuncher gets laid
IS PRINCESS DIANA GIVING WHEELIE BINS CANCER?
Spotted owl spotted.
Man eats children.
Israel
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