Choose any annoying, common, funny, odd, or any type of annoying email you have!
Here's one I've just found...the first of it's kind I have received, sounds like a preach:
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[B]Hello Beloved one in the lord[/B][B]
[B]I greet you with the name of our [/B]GOD in heaven[B], It is true that this letter may come to you as a surprise. Nevertheless, I humbly ask you to give me your attention and hear me well. [/B][/B]
[B]My name is Mrs.[/B]
[B]Grace Micheal from Australia . I am marrried to Dr Micheal who worked with our Embassy in Ivory Coast ( Cote D'ivore) for a period of 8 years before he died. We were married for 9 years without a child before he died after a brief illness.[/B]
[B]Since his death I decided not to remarry due to my religious belief. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$6.7m( Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand United State American dollars ) with a Bank in Cote D'ivoire . Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in Cote D'ivoire . Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Four months due to cancer illness[/B]
[B]Having known my condition i decided to donate this money to churches, organisation or good person that will utilise this money the way i am going to instruct here in.[/B][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New
[B]I want you to use this money for churches, Mosque, charity, originations, orphanages, widow sand other people that are in need. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money. moreover, my husband relatives are not close to me since I develop a Cancer problem and it had been their wish to see me dead in order to inherit his wealth since we have no child. These people are not worthy of this inheritance. This is why i am taking this decision. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my ill-health. As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the contact of the bank in Cote D'ivore where this money is deposited. I will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you to always put me in prayers.[/B]
[B]Any delay in your reply may give me room to look for another good person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.[/B][B]
[B]Hoping to receive your response soonest.[/B][/B][
[B]Thanks and Remain blessed .[/B]
[B]Yours sister in the lord,[/B]
[B]Mrs Grace Micheal.[/B][/quote]
I never open spam, nor really get that much of it.
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Also, that 'person' in the mail. Why doesn't her God help her?
Oh wait, mysterious ways and shit.
All I get is hundreds of Viagra ones.
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Shit I missed that part :saddowns:
You missed it as well, the whole thing was covered in it for some reason
Wierdest name I have seen in my spam list was "me". I guess its really nice to to buy viagra from "me"...
I get alot of World of warcraft spams, over 2 moths came like, if you dont activate your account, it will be deleted, or something like that.. They just keep coming and i dont even play WoW anymore.
They are such a bastards.
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[url]http://www[/url][dot]ink1.canxhealth[dot]com[/quote]
I don't suggest anyone to go to that link but EVERYDAY I get this. However it isn't just me it shows other peoples e-mails too.
3 times a day some random guy sends me a link to a website I never click on.
I have blocked him about 5 times now but he seems to keep being able to send them.
[QUOTE=darcy010;24797949]3 times a day some random guy sends me a link to a website I never click on.
I have blocked him about 5 times now but he seems to keep being able to send them.[/QUOTE]
I don't get how they can do that either but they can.
I got a message where some allah guy wanted to send me a shitload of money but then noo or some shit like that I replied with a funny message.
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