• Your Instincts
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In this thread you post what instincts you've managed to wire into your brains. Mine: -When someone calls my name, I automatically turn around and point at whoever did
I respond to fear either violently, or I stand in front of anyone smaller than me, facing whatever scary thing popped up.
Sometimes I get hungry.
I respond without thinking to noises in my house by moving towards the source of the sound with a machete.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;18792999]I respond without thinking to noises in my house by moving towards the source of the sound with a machete.[/QUOTE] Farcry 2?
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;18793011]Farcry 2?[/QUOTE] Eh, more Amateur Surgeon: Home Edition.
Put cereal in the fridge and milk in the cupboard
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;18793011]Farcry 2?[/QUOTE] So he must also fix his car by tightening screws on the engine.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;18793044]So he must also fix his car by tightening screws on the engine.[/QUOTE] Indeed. Also I keep a limitless supply of morphine shots lying around to keep me alive and I commit genocide on a regular basis to get my malaria pills.
Brilliant!
Whenever I get something like powder or grease, or condensation from my cup or something on my left hand I always wipe it off on my right shoulder no matter what
when ever i buy mentos i make sure i have a coke actualy two need to drink one
Open the trombone case with one hand of each zipper, attach the bell with my left hand, screw it in with my left thumb, attach the mouthpiece with my right thumb and index finger, apply the oil with my right hand and then slide through a seventh position twice before locking the slide with my pinky finger and slide lock.
When I see a hot woman, I want to have sex with her.
[QUOTE=wuzzimu;18793765]attach the mouthpiece with my right thumb and index finger, apply the oil with my right hand and then slide through a seventh position twice before locking the slide with my pinky finger and slide lock.[/QUOTE] :smug:
I poop too much. And then I get tired.
I used to be a mouth breather. Then I taught myself how to breathe through my nose [U]and[/U] how to fill my lungs more by using my diaphragm. Now I find it hard to breathe without using it.
I counter attack any strikes made against me
When people call my name, my first instinct is to duck. Usually because there is a ball or something heavy following the call of my name.
I can turn off my alarm faster than I gain consciousness in the morning. No seriously, if I ever hear Liquor Queen by The Atomic Bitchwax playing I'll probably swat somewhere into the distance by instinct as if trying to turn off an alarm.
[QUOTE=Danni;18795560]I can turn off my alarm faster than I gain consciousness in the morning. No seriously, if I ever hear Liquor Queen by The Atomic Bitchwax playing I'll probably swat somewhere into the distance by instinct as if trying to turn off an alarm.[/QUOTE] Representin
When ever someone creates a pointless thread I post a pointless response
When someone calls my name I almost always turn my head as little as possible and reply with "WHAT? :|" because it used to be that most people who talked to me were harassing me, and i really resented talking to anyone because of how often it happened. I hold my pencil with the tip of each finger in a line on the same edge of the pencil, except my pinky and thumb, which are on the opposite side, my pinky fingernail holding the tip in place. Most other people wrap their fingers around it at the same spot along it's length, so almost everybody who watches me write comments on how weird I am. When I'm idling i often beat my hands on whatever flat surface is around like a drum, and sometimes hum as well. I also often pat my heel against the floor or otherwise vibrate my legs. Other people think I'm irritating but it's so hard not to :c
Hmm... instincts. I can tell at times when someone is being sarcastic. Pretty much it.
Whenever I don't understand something, I mumble "huh?".
Whenever I see an animal, I must hinder myself from my direct urge to hunt it down, kill and eat it.
Also, I have this urge to shoot any passing birds. I wonder why.
I bite my lip whenever something interests me.
I can turn on my computer, launch starcraft, enter battle.net, log in, join my usual channel and say hi. With my screen off.
i'm almost always looking down when walking, and i always find stuff, so my eye pretty much automaticly looks at anything remotely interesting on the ground. if i see a possum, i always get the urge to either throw something at it, or get the slingshot and try to hit it i'm a pretty crap shot though
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