Since I know some facepunchers are skinny, or are in sports yada yada, post how you stay fit. You may motivate some big-boned facepunchers.
Everyday I take my bike and ride it around my neighborhood 3 times. (Around 1.8 miles.)
30 Jumping Jacks whenever the hell I feel like it. (Usually like every hour and a half.)
Whenever I get home from school, I pop on the newest episode of Malcolm in the middle, and weight lift in about 13 different ways the entire time.
In between matches/events/etc. in a video game, I spend that time to casually lift my weights.
Push ups, push ups. Lot's of em.
(This one is not for the weak.) I wear a 3 pound weight on both my wrist and 5 pound weights on my ankles from 7 A.M. to 2 P.M. every school day. It's really uncomfortable.
Go to my backyard and run around like an idiot arms flailing everywhere just to work more muscles and burn more calories.
By being a street fighter.
Walk erry' day instead of taking the car!
And for long trips, use a bike!
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;21951963]By being a street fighter.[/QUOTE]
Nice. That was the quickest 2 optimistic ratings I have ever received.
I don't exercise. Laugh it up, I don't. I walk most anywhere I go and I go up and down stairs most the day at school so I guess those tow count.
I'm fine physically. I'm just not strong enough to take somebody on (nor can I do a push-up or sit-up).
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;21952103]I don't exercise. Laugh it up, I don't. I walk most anywhere I go and I go up and down stairs most the day at school so I guess those tow count.
I'm fine physically. I'm just not strong enough to take somebody on (nor can I do a push-up or sit-up).[/QUOTE]
Do you have big bulging muscles? Or 6 pack abs? Cannot even do a sit-up? You do know you don't have to go all the way up right?
I don't do anything.
I stay naturally skinny.
although I imagine living on a third floor apartment doesn't help.
[QUOTE=DemonDog;21952247]I don't do anything.
I stay naturally skinny.
although I imagine living on a third floor apartment doesn't help.[/QUOTE]
Skinny isn't necessarily fit.
I just walk around the neighborhood. I get watts on my pokewalker, too!
I eat chicken pot pies and hot pockets all day sitting at the computer.
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Oops, misread the title.
I took weights for 2 years and now go to gym that my family works at.
Sports, Work, Hanging Out
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;21952103]I don't exercise. Laugh it up, I don't. I walk most anywhere I go and I go up and down stairs most the day at school so I guess those tow count.
I'm fine physically. I'm just not strong enough to take somebody on (nor can I do a push-up or sit-up).[/QUOTE]
Eh, I wouldn't consider someone fine physically if they can't do a push up or sit up.
Push ups, sit ups, walks. Works for me.
Drumline helps a lot. Also, whenever I feel like it, I do 75 sit ups and some variations, 75 pushups and some variations, and 20 curl up reps with 20 pound weights.
Hit the gym once a week
50 pushups+50 situps in the morning and night
Sprint to wherever I'm going if it's close enough
I chase goats, wrestle goats, move feed bags/water buckets, and various other ranch related things.
Ok you little pipe cleaner armed turds I am going to show you the best fucking workout that has ever been spawned from the vagina ass that is hell.
Materials:
- A human body (yours preferably)
- Roofies (incase you dont want to use yours)
- A couch
- A roll of paper towels
Step fucking UNO: Aqquire a couch. I don't care how you get this couch, or who you fuck up to come into possesion of it, but it better be a big one, or you did that shit for nothing.
Step HEIL: Use pipe cleaner arms to remove clothes
Step 1: Balance your now naked and ugly body over the couch in push up position
Step: Insert penis, an old wooden stick in a hole, or whatever the fuck you use down there into a crevice of the couch.
HUMP VIOLENTLY
SHOW NO MERCY
DOMINATE THAT COUCH
You must brutually fuck the couch in the most obscene ways possible for 30 minutes following these positions non-fucking-stop:
The Missionary Worm: Make that couch into a fucking water bed.
The Helicopter: Drill to the center of that fucking couch, maybe if you're lucky you'll strike some quick cash (be sure to clean or people will mistake them for large mints or under cooked pastoral bread) Recommended halfway thru spin cycle to stop when the legs are in the air and hold them up bending in a U shape.
The Couch Doggy: Do I honestly need to fucking explain this one
The One Armed Side Poker: Side core stances, fuck those virgin side crevices on that fucker.
I did this exercise for 6 weeks and lost 5 pounds. 140-135 bitches (that weight doesn't come off easy if you a skinny ass bitch)
AND WHEN THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH JUST REMEMBER THESE WORDS:
WHATEVER DOESNT CHAFE IT OFF ONLY MAKES YOU STRONGER!!!!!
what the fuck
i dont its much easier being fat
I don't.
I have an extremely fast metabolism so I don't get fat. 110lbs. 7.7stone.
:c00l:
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;21953174]I don't.
I have an extremely fast metabolism so I don't get fat. 110lbs. 7.7stone.
:c00l:[/QUOTE]
95 lbs :smug:
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;21953174]I don't.
I have an extremely fast metabolism so I don't get fat.
:c00l:[/QUOTE]This.
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[QUOTE=Meatmuppet;21953230]95 lbs :smug:[/QUOTE]:respek:
by thinking I'm fit
What people don't understand is that it's actually hard to gain weight like this. I can gain muscle, but not body mass.
I don't.
Play basketball/baseball, sometimes run a mile, walk/run to far away stores, every so often I lift weights.
I run parkour, do pull ups, push ups, and that minicircle thing. I also have an extremely good metabolism. I also see how fast I can get from my 3rd period to my 4th (which are on opposite sides of the school), my record is ~10 seconds.
High metabolism + walking.
Oh and I weigh about ~108 pounds.
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