Ugly Asian Girl Keeps Calling Me With Relationship Problems
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OK, she's fuck-ugly and has broken up and gotten back together with this kid named "Justin" 43 times in 2009 alone and calls me... every. single. fucking. time. she. breaks. up.
what the fuck do I do? I can't *69 her number because my parents think it's "cute". what the fuck.
post what you think I should do, either be truthful, or be creative.
Tell her she's annoying the shit out of you and to cut back on calling you.
Also got a pic of her?
OMFG YOU ARE RACIST! YOU NEED TO MARRY HER RIGHT NOW! caps
Smack that annoying bitch in the face.
Next time you see her, slam her phone out of her hands, and crush the fuck out of it infront of her and spin around on it then throw it in to the nearest bin.
Then tell her to stop fucking texting you.
You decide the order
[QUOTE=Moby-;19808719]Tell her she's annoying the shit out of you and to cut back on calling you.
Also got a pic of her?[/QUOTE]
yeah, but I don't know how to post pictures on here without putting in [img], typing the url and then ending with [/img] :/
if you can tell me how, a pic will be coming up!
1000th post!
that's exactly how you post pictures
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how the fuck could you do it otherwise
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;19808780]that's exactly how you post pictures
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how the fuck could you do it otherwise[/QUOTE]
no, I mean posting pictures saved onto your computer. I could go onto her facebook, save her picture (ewwww) and post it on here, just don't know how.
do I just go to her facebook page and go to the picture page and do it that way?
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[img]http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=chelsey+stailing&init=quick#/photo.php?pid=2432790&id=649706815[/img]
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wtf didn't work
Upload it to an Image Hosting website. Google it, I'm too lazy to give you links.
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;19808848]Upload it to an Image Hosting website. Google it, I'm too lazy to give you links.[/QUOTE]
the only pic of her is on facebook and it won't put it on here
You save the picture,upload it to [url]www.cubeupload.com[/url] or any site like that,and paste the url in img tags.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19808870]the only pic of her is on facebook and it won't put it on here[/QUOTE]
Just link her facebook account.
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Don't worry, I won't tell her or something.
Dude, refer to this thread:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=884163[/url]
pooper, etc
Ask her if she also hates it when people keep texting you messages with information you don't care about, then see if she gets the irony.
tinyimg
now please, PLEASE learn to internet before you post further
[url]http://www.cubeupload.com/img/43d600ew.jpg[/url]
CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19809070][url]http://www.cubeupload.com/img/43d600ew.jpg[/url]
CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK[/QUOTE]
She looks pretty fine dude.
I'd hit it.
Right click her picture, drag down to "Save Image As" Title it "Thatuglybitch" and save to your desktop.
Open up your browser (Hopefully not IE because then you lose the game) and go to: [URL]http://imageshack.us/[/URL]
Upload it, then click on the image till you can't anymore, that will allow you to view it at it's biggest. After you do that, copy the URL and paste it into the quick reply box below. Put [noparse][img] on one side and [/img][noparse] on the other.
it's already here, dude.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19809070][URL]http://www.cubeupload.com/img/43d600ew.jpg[/URL]
CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK[/QUOTE]
Nevermind.
DUDE! Lazy eyes get me hard. Just sayin.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19809070][URL]http://www.cubeupload.com/img/43d600ew.jpg[/URL]
CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK[/QUOTE]
She's not "Jesus christ that's hot" hot, but she isn't as ugly as I had imagined either.
Shot her.
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;19809107]She looks pretty fine dude.
I'd hit it.[/QUOTE]
you know that stereotype that all asians have buck teeth? yeah.
put a bag over her face and tap dat :frogbon:
I'm with Melon, shes not hot as hell, but she isn't ugly either.
[QUOTE=Supersheepie;19809157]put a bag over her face and tap dat :frogbon:[/QUOTE]
plastic or paper?
I would go with plastic
Be ready with the oxi clean detergent ball commercial and play it when she is whining
That will teach the bitch :fuckyou:
When you said ugly, I was expecting this kind of ugly.
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8a4800charlene.png[/img]
This though, this isn't ugly at all, sure it's not the most beautiful girl in the world, but hell she's pretty tappable
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/43d600ew.jpg[/img]
Give her terrible advice, then she won't come back for more.
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