Awkward love and stuff - General

Share your awkward love stories with facepunch, cause why the hell not? I was invited to sleep over at this girls house with another girl. How it ended? I ended up sleeping with the other girl, not the one who invited me and that girl is my girlfriend right now :v:

You started dating her after you slept with her friend though, right?

Of course, but she was piss mad throughout the night considering we had something going :v:

Why didn't you fuck both of them you dingus?

I'm a good boy. Now onwards, share your stories, stop commenting mine :downs:

Back in preschool there was this one girl who kept hugging me and trying to smooch and snuggle and all, she had like this crazy big crush on me. She had a nickname for me, huggy bear (direct translation, I guess it could be translated to Teddy bear) Me being a preschool kid I was absolutely horrified. Looking back to it, I miss it. I really wanna know what it would have been like if I felt the same way. Worst thing about this though is that I don't even remember what she looks or sounds like, or what her name was.

You were invited to a sleepover and instantly assumed threesome. Maturity. [editline]18th March 2013[/editline] I guess the worst for me was kissing a girl I liked for a picture just to surprise her. We ended up never talking about it again. We're still friends, though.

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;39958908]You were invited to a sleepover and instantly assumed threesome. Maturity. [/QUOTE] There were of course other things which made me think of it, like how they behaved about it

Back in preschool I had no idea how relationships worked, so when my old GF moved away I just randomly gave the title to someone else. Since I was a badass charmer, she instantly accepted.

some guy named Joe said he loved me more than his other girlfriend we were in kindergarten.

This guy at my school tries to squeeze inbetween me and my girlfriend, and he hugs us both really often. He has tried to massage my back a few times. Its awkward because he is cute.

I really liked a girl in my legal studies class. We worked on projects and talked to eachother in this corner group of friends. We were working on an assignment in the computer lab and somebody shouted something along the line's of "He's totally interested in you", which I than played it off as a joke. That class is over and we never talk to eachother... just an added friend on facebook I read the statuses of sometimes and see in the hallway time to time. :v:

The girl I'm in love with is giving me advice on how to ask a girl out (which is her, unknowingly to her)

one time i was jacking off to a girl in class and she turned around and saw me

[QUOTE=Everest;39964033]one time i was jacking off to a girl in class and she turned around and saw me[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, what the fuck?

OP bagged a raging slut, good job. Well one time I was told from a girl that she fapped to me, a lot. It was awkward. When I was 13 I reached under my girlfriend's shirt and she squeaked and pushed me away, that was awkward. Another time I missed kissing a girl and instead ate her nose, that was awkward.

[QUOTE=joshjet;39964051]I'm sorry, what the fuck?[/QUOTE] yahuh Not really, lol. It was really suspicious though. Ever gotten a boner in a really awkward position and you had to actually manually rearrange it? Bad luck, bad timing (It's my middle fucking name). She saw me and she asked me what I was doing, I just kinda froze up and studdered "n-no i was no" Eventually I convinced her I wasn't but she didn't really believe me because she knew I liked her. We're still real good friends to this day (and I prefer it that way) and we both joke about it some times.

[QUOTE=Everest;39964130]yahuh Not really, lol. It was really suspicious though. Ever gotten a boner in a really awkward position and you had to actually manually rearrange it? Bad luck, bad timing (It's my middle fucking name). She saw me and she asked me what I was doing, I just kinda froze up and studdered "n-no i was no" Eventually I convinced her I wasn't but she didn't really believe me because she knew I liked her. We're still real good friends to this day (and I prefer it that way) and we both joke about it some times.[/QUOTE] Here's a tip. If you act like it never happened, it will go better than if you try to explain.

[QUOTE=Everest;39964033]one time i was jacking off to a girl in class and she turned around and saw me[/QUOTE] So like pocket pool? Or were you like moving your legs to massage your dick with your thighs? .. That's just incredibly weird and obvious.:eng101:

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;39964208]So like pocket pool? Or were you like moving your legs to massage your dick with your thighs? .. That's just incredibly weird and obvious.:eng101:[/QUOTE] nah man i just straight up pull my pants off and start wackin it no other way to do it

[QUOTE=Everest;39964223]nah man i just straight up pull my pants off and start wackin it no other way to do it[/QUOTE] That's what they would least expect. They probably wouldn't even notice it.

[QUOTE=joshjet;39964178]Here's a tip. If you act like it never happened, it will go better than if you try to explain.[/QUOTE] Or, better yet, just shrug and say random boner.

My ex, the first for real girl friend I had ever had, had a friend. This was no ordinary friend, mind, as she was psychotic. She would not ever leave my ex's side. Ever. If my ex was sick and wouldn't come to school, she would have her mom check her out, as she could not face the day without her. When she found out that we were going to date, she sent me death threats on facebook, and normally I would shrug something like that off, but I believed she was insane enough to maybe not go all the way through with it, but maybe try something. she was that afraid I would rob her of her only friend. I hardly ever got time alone with my ex at school, and due to stupid rules in my 12th grade year, I couldn't sit at lunch with her, as we had to sit with our teachers like kindergarteners. Oh, yeah, the crazy lady had one of her teachers allow her to eat lunch at a different time than his class so she could eat lunch at the same time as my ex. Yet I was the jerk for getting weary of it, even though I knew she was tired of it too. I'm not sure if this is awkward or not, but its all I got. Oh Lord Byron, I'm so lonely...

I thought I was in love with this girl in highschool. I talked to her through her best friend because I was way too shy to talk to her. What was weird was I really thought I loved this girl. What's funny is her best friend and I started to talk a lot and then eventually we got togethor and now we live togethor and have a toddler thats turning 1 next week. I could go on and on with all the crazy details but I will just paint a simple image.

[QUOTE=AppleJackson;39964127]OP bagged a raging slut, good job. Well one time I was told from a girl that she fapped to me, a lot. It was awkward.[/QUOTE] hawt

Ok so I had this girl who was my first crush. We used to make out all the time her closet and we hit it off really well. Then here crazy fucking parents decided to sell everything and move to Africa for a year. About a month later they moved to I think Toronto. One day I'll find you my love.

[QUOTE=Everest;39964033]one time i was jacking off to a girl in class and she turned around and saw me[/QUOTE] But did you open the floodgates?

[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39967202]Ok so I had this girl who was my first crush. We used to make out all the time her closet and we hit it off really well. Then here crazy fucking parents decided to sell everything and move to Africa for a year. About a month later they moved to I think Toronto. One day I'll find you my love.[/QUOTE] did the internet not exist back then? I mean, you should have tried to keep contact somehow, if things were going so well. Of course there might be other implications I don't know of...

What love. :v:

I was on a bus and I sat down next to this girl, she seemed like the shy type, long story short we clicked and we started dating, it was going well until one awful morning. I woke up.