• The funny ass joke thread jokin on yo mama since 2012
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lets get things started... Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded! Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Are these supposed to be funny
No.
Ugh, sooooo bad.
Your mother is so corpulent that if she were to dive into a large body of water, all of the water would spill out onto a nearby surface. Quite.
Yo momma so fat she posts shit on facepunch. Oh wait, that is you.
Your mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Your mom is so fat, when she enters a thermal system, entropy has no more space to rise anymore.
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Your mother is so ugly, a picture of her would be posted in the 'would you fap on the image above' thread.
yo mamma is like Chinese food sweet, sour, and cheap!
hey yo dawg, op homie yo momma is so dumb she thought giving birth to you was a good idea
yo mama so stupid she yo mama
yo mama is so dense light bends around her
Yo mama is so fat obi wan said "That's no moon... That's yo mama!"
yo yo YO yo MOMMA is [i]SO FAT[/i] she died of a heart attack
Knock knock. Who's there? Fuck you.
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Your mother is so fat She sucks dick!
Your mamma's so fat that I took a picture of her last summer, and it's still printing. I had eggs for breakfast, your mamma had sausage.
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[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;34029160][IMG]http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/hawkingfat.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] This caught me by surprise
Your mom's so fat that when she uses splash it does damage.
[QUOTE=Isaac96;34016452]lets get things started... Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded! Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/369808_100000253096345_1667597224_n.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=jbthekid;34027547]Knock knock. Who's there? Fuck you.[/QUOTE] Fuck you who? LOL OP IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA /sarcasm
Instant classic, shamelessly stolen from to kids who where waiting to get on the bus behind me: Kid1: See that bus? Kid2: Yeah? Kid1: Your [I]mum[/I] is that bus. [I]outstanding.[/I]
[QUOTE=Isaac96;34016452] Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking[/QUOTE] Ok, I have to admit I laughed at this one, but the other ones sucked.
Nipper... *clap* clever girl.
Yo momma so fat she has to wear extra large clothing
Your mom is so fat that she's on a diet to make her not as fat.
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