If you were able to morph into any animal, what would you pick?
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Basically the thread title.
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I'd pick the Eagle cause it's badass and I can fly. Who wouldn't want to fly?
A fox.
Either a:
-Eagle
-Wolf
-Bear
Some kind of bird, Preferably fast so i could get to places fast without a car.
a human because being any other animal would be a bunch of shit
Take a wild guess
A cat.
Goddamn fucking hardcore cat.
Say what, It's basically a self-blowjobber rooftop jumping ninja, I could go anywhere I always wanted to know what It looks like.
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This Fucker can reverse it's own ageing, Badass
Eagle, they can fly pretty fast.
Being a hermaphrodite snail would be cool, but here in france I'd be in danger.
Being a cock would be pretty badass. Everybody has to deal with your singin, and you get all the bitches. But the sex isnt that great.
I could always be a pig of sorts, but then I couldn't make my friends believe I'm a muslim.
I might want to be a hyena. A female hyena, that would be the shit. you get all the bitches and you can have cunt boners. You're also the biggest badass in all of the savana. except lions.
A bear, and just not give a fuck about anything.
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:3
A bear.
A worm so I can infect your computer!
Penguin
obviously
Sega's definition of a hedgehog.
Assuming I could go back and forth at will, some bird of prey or an otter.
A raven. That way I could lurk near the road around my house and get plenty of free meals.
a red panda bear and fox what a twist!
A dinosaur.
Fuck you if it doesn't count.
An amoeba, so I can make more of myself.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35816180]Assuming I could go back and forth at will, some bird of prey or an otter.[/QUOTE]
Bro bro we should totally be otters together
A bird of sorts.
Crocodile.
I've always wanted to eat wildebeest.
Nothing like a giant killer pussy that likes to get wet.
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Awww yeah
Millions and millions of parasitic wasps.
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you get all the bitches and you can have cunt boners.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but then you would have to cut it open with your bare teeth and have it bleed everywhere.
A cat.
Get to do whatever the fuck I wan't, mooch off some guy without being considered a bum. Shit would be great.
I would be a pigeon and divebomb people who wear stupid hats.
[QUOTE=Murkat;35818101]I would be a pigeon and divebomb people who wear stupid hats.[/QUOTE]
better not play tf2, your monitor would look like a war zone
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