Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Somebody mentioned it in WAYT and I had to agree. The first thread dissapeared so let's start this again.
I remember in 7th grade there was this kid in my science class and we were getting ready to go to lunch and the teacher told all the girls to stand up first so I looked over at this dude that I fucking despised (annoying af, everyone hated him because he said cringey ass shit all the time) and I told him to stand up because "he was a girl" (dumb 7th grade humor)
He got up and started crying and ran out of the classroom and everyone started laughing
I ended up getting almost suspended for bullying and my mother negotiated with the principal and I got two days of school community service RIP
There was a kid in middle school that was super popular because he was weird, then everyone actually figured out he was weird when he started masturbating with gogurt in the lunch room.
A guy in my former science class boasted about jerking off in isolation. He was a weird dude.
[QUOTE=revan740;47079822]There was a kid in middle school that was super popular because he was weird, then everyone actually figured out he was weird when he started masturbating with gogurt in the lunch room.[/QUOTE]
Hahahah :v:
the thread title doesn't lie lmao I remember at my middle school some kid was jacking it in the back of band class.
Kids are weird.
Why the fuck would you jerk off in school of all places? Is it the adrenaline?
Oh man I have a video for this one.
When I was in high school I used to eat my lunch outside when it was sunny. I usually ate with the ROTC kids because it's like a big family and everyone knows everybody.
And then there was this kid. I never knew his first name, but his last name was Looney.
Yes. Fucking Looney.
So one day I was sitting with the ROTC kids eating lunch as usual, and here he comes with two apples in his hands. I didn't think anything of it until I saw what he did with them next.
He set them ontop of a trash can and headbutted them.
Yes.
Headbutted them.
I somehow by a miraculous stroke of luck managed to get it on camera
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi9wj25Fgq8&feature=youtu.be[/media]
Back in highschool a new guy came into my class and on his first day he asked 2 girls for bikini pics.
Not a week later someone busted him touching his private parts in the cafetaria which he was trying to cover up by holding his jacket over his pants.
Throughout the year he expressed multiple suicidal thoughts and pretty much made himself #1 bully-target material.
Needless to say he was gone from the school next semester
yesterday i saw some guy pick his nose and eat it like no one was watching. he wasn't just scratching his nose and his mouth in a misleading way, it looked like he lost his calculator up there.
[video=youtube;BWkZIdIuR8o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWkZIdIuR8o[/video]
The kid who thought he was an alien.
First day of school last year the teacher was doing roll and then he goes "Dmitri? No Dmitri? Alright, absent I guess." We didn't know any Dmitris so we thought it was odd.
Ten minutes into the class, this huge fat kid walks in and looks around before going "I AM DMITRI, I SIT THERE," before pointing at a seat next to me and plopping down. We never saw him after that day.
I got this girl in my high school, she is in the freshmen class. And here is the thing, she would steal anything. She would go in the girls locker room and steal things from the Juniors and Seniors. Recently she stoled a phone from a Senior girl, and basically the whole school was on her ass. We later got the phone back from her since she ditched it in somebody's pickup.
Ok here is the worst part, she was basically a stalker. She would literally record videos of 5th or 6th grader boys on the bus for a minute of them doing nothing. And posting random pics of guys on her Facebook or twitter, saying that they are her boyfriends. She keeps a picture of one of my sophomore friends in which he was in third grade. She's got fucking issues, and she is has ADHD and is over 300 pounds or something. She is basically public enemy number 1 in my school. Nobody likes her at all, and we can't get rid of her since she is a "Special Education" student.
there was a girl with pituitary gland problems (never went through puberty) and she was shaped like executioner smough. this would not be a problem if she wasn't a raging cuntcannon
we had calc together my senior year and she got mad that I got 2% higher on a homework grade than I did, and between that period and next she ran up to me and started kicking me in the shins as hard as she could, screaming about her "failures as a professional student" (seriously)
being that she was tiny she did zero actual damage but I still got her suspended for it because fuck her
there's so many more. I can share the Sonic Transgender episode or the Great BMW Incident of 2008.
[QUOTE=Javascript;47079986]there was a girl with pituitary gland problems (never went through puberty) and she was shaped like executioner smough. this would not be a problem if she wasn't a raging cuntcannon
we had calc together my senior year and she got mad that I got 2% higher on a homework grade than I did, and between that period and next she ran up to me and started kicking me in the shins as hard as she could, screaming about her "failures as a professional student" (seriously)
being that she was tiny she did zero actual damage but I still got her suspended for it because fuck her
there's so many more. I can share the Sonic Transgender episode or the Great BMW Incident of 2008.[/QUOTE]
i wanna hear sonic transgender but dont get on my bad side
in 7th grade there was a guy who really liked this certain girl. She really hated him but he told everyone that he had a surefire way to make her love him. It turns out that he snuck in to the class every lunch and fapped then spread the cum on her desk. The class only found out when the girl forgot her lunch and came back into the classroom. The guy got in trouble but it turns out that he was in a special ed program so he got away with a week's suspension and meetings with the school counselor every week.
Kid in my CTE class picks his nose all the fucking time and I have to sit next to him
He doesn't even fucking care that people are around, he just fucking does it
HERE IS A CLASSIC OF MINE
There was this weirdo who I knew for like 5 years that I decided to add on steam. Thats how I found out he made futa pony porn in garrys mod. When He Was Livestreaming himself making porn for some people I posted it on 4 chan so there was like 50 different people asking him for horsecock. later on his DAD came in asking what the fuck he was doing so he ended the stream suddenly. The next day I was called down to the DEANS office where I find THE GUY in there with a printed out copy of the fucking 4chan thread with all the futa porn that was posted scribbled out and tries to get me in trouble for bullying. He neglected to tell them he was making futa pony porn. God the awkwardness was extreme.
I got off scott free. The next day my counselor who is really cool called me down to speak to her after she tried asking the dean what had happened but the dean said it was too disturbing! So when I told her that the dude was making my little pony futa porn in garrys mod with giant horse cocks and tried to get me in trouble for posting it on 4chan we spent the ENTIRE HOUR LAUGHING ABOUT IT!
He deleted all his blogs about it and changed his steam and all this other shit. Complete over reaction since only 40 people were in the stream.
Later on afterwards when my friend was talking to his friend about uploading pictures and futapone interupts and yells BE CAREFUL OF WHAT U PUT ON THE INTERNET!!
the end.
[QUOTE=Satansick;47079923][video=youtube;BWkZIdIuR8o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWkZIdIuR8o[/video]
The kid who thought he was an alien.[/QUOTE]
dude, he's swinging that shit like a pro though
A guy in our class just went full rage mode and started hitting my friend when he accidently hit him in the head with a wool ball
This kid used to flip shit when we sang the roadrunner and coyote theme.
Also I found out recently another kid I knew was made into an image macro thing amung a group I hang out with-
He had some form of mental disability that was chill most the time, but would lash out a lot. Basically, mental disability or not it was kindof a thing where it caused pretty hectic situations for people.To me the image wasnt tasteful so im not posting it. Image macro's aren't funny and I was disappointed they made fun of him to that extent, but the actual events are suitable for the thread.
I was talking to these friends about him because he goes to the same program as me to get our grade 12. I couldn't contain myself because he straight out asked a girl in my class if she had "aspergers" because she "wrote noticably faster" when she had music playing on her phone, and how he wore a fedora only one day out of the week. Besides that he's better now, just really obnoxious and easily agitated. We just couldn't help but bring up the time he dragged a 90lb 7th grader to the office by her hair when we knew him in middle school. She had cut into the lunch line that he wasn't even standing in, but claimed it was because he was "a hero to the people who wait forever to eat."
The girl had to shave her head from all the bald patches.
i knew a fucking wiccan
she wore a purple cape every day
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;47080004]i wanna hear sonic transgender but dont get on my bad side[/QUOTE]
no it's nothing derogatory i won't disclose any personal info or anything
there was a person I went to school with that was very quiet and was always drawing stuff in a sketchbook. I was in study hall doodling dicks or whatever it was that I did at that point and they came running up to me. Understand this, they ran around with their arms outstretched behind them ala Sonic. They did this every day, all day. I never saw them walk, ever.
Anyways, they came running up to me and asked what I was drawing. I showed them, and they showed me what they were drawing: Sonic inflation porn. To each their own, what you do in your spare time is your own discretion. Doesn't mean you need to share it with me but whatever.
This is where things get weird.
This person developed an affinity for me. So every day, during study hall, they'd come flying up to me with this sketchbook of horrors and show me the latest weird shit they'd drawn.
Then came the day they came running up to me and showed me a 7 page comic of myself and them, drawn as Sonic characters, inflating and switching genders, among other DA fueled fetish horrors. I politely asked that they not do things like this anymore, or at least not show them to me. My dick ran inside my body so fast there was a sonic boom. (pun not intended)
They went on to graduate (somehow) despite regularly posting their "art" around the school, to the absolute disgust of everyone. They were suspended multiple times for doing this until their parents pulled the "oh no she's just an odd one ha ha it's her sense of humor" and administration gave them an ultimatum of "your kid is fucking weird as shit and making everyone extremely uncomfortable tell them to stop"
I wonder what happened to them. I know they moved out of state and have changed genders multiple times (again, to each their own) and make claims of being an otherkin. IIRC they got arrested at one point for running around a metro park naked claiming to be a wolf.
A really weird kid in my highschool had a mental episode in the middle of lunch. Our lunchroom was huge and had like 8 rows with probably 20+ tables in each row.
He stripped down to his underwear, stole a bunch of peoples drinks, poured the drinks on himself, jumped up on the tables and started running up and down the lunchroom in front of everyone, screaming, flailing his arms, kicking peoples lunches off the tables.
Shit got weird when the security came in to tried to stop him. He started kicking them in the face and out of fucking nowhere he just starting projectile vomiting all over the fucking place. He was making ungodly sounds while doing it and he was spinning around on the table getting puke fucking everywhere.
Obviously the security was backing off because they didn't want to get covered in vomit, and when he stopped throwing up, he reached into his pants groaned really loudly and pulled out a huge shit log. He ran down the tables holding it in front of him, people were parting like the red sea, and he jumped out into the main hallway where he was chased down by security.
It was probably the most terrifying thing I've ever seen in my life. I was only a few tables away from the splash zone so it was fucking horrifying. I never ate in the cafeteria again.
I was the weird kid.
This fat kid in kindergarten who took a shit outside and wiped his ass with grass, then showed everyone in class his grassy asscrack
He also supposedly showed his tiny wiener to the girls, but I (luckily) didn't witness it
knew a dude who said he'd shoot up the school for 'fun' if he wanted, and possibly do it with a friend to see who could get the 'highscore'
my schools pretty ghetto and in general just fucked up
I record the board meetings at my school with a few other students and one of them is really weird. To make things easier I'll just call him Paul
I was waiting for the meeting to start so I was just browsing Facepunch on my phone when Paul comes up to me without saying anything and asks if I was on an anime forum. We haven't even met before at this point fyi. I then obviously said no so he just kinda went "oh" then walked away.
The other student there fucking hated this kid, apparently he had a class with him last year and actually bothered him because he was a freshman, isn't that shit supposed to be a joke? Anyways, he ends up non-stop talking about how awesome it is to be a senior and how he has more experience with the equipment than us.
Fast-foward 30 minutes and somebody is up giving a speech and Paul is manning the camera on them when out of nowhere, he decides it is a bright idea to stand infront of the camera and look into it. The teacher and I had to run over there and get him to stop as he just kept doing it. Eventually, the teacher just made him sit for the rest of the thing and had only me and the other guy man the cameras.
After he sat down he wouldn't shut up either and ate a bag of chips really fucking loud.
3 hours of this guy was literal hell. Bonus points for him leaving without helping pack up the equipment.
Hmm we have a few special snowflakes at my school..
There's a kid with the last name Fite. He's pretty fucking aspergic, and when he talks he doesn't shut the fuck up. Every class I'd have with him, he asked the stupidest questions ever, or always rose his hand sky high before anyone else could, and he would go on for a full minute before the teacher got him to shut the hell up. He was never even right either. And his voice, oh it's so cringey to listen to. Nasally as all fuck, and talks at the speed of sound. [I][B]Now get this...[/B][/I] On my summer training cruise, we were stopped in Saipan for a few days. There are tons of bars, strip clubs, and whorehouse "massage parlors." Being horny sailors that haven't seen a girl in 2 weeks, of course we all ended up in a strip club at one point or another. Well guess who showed up one night :v: Fite got pretty hammered, and somehow got convinced to go up on the stage with the stripper. He basically just stood there, didn't really do anything, with a spotlight on him and the stripper slowly undressing him.. Eventually the stripper got him down to his tightie whiteys, and thats when it got bad. Not only did he have them yanked up almost to his belly button, but there were skid marks.. or more appropriately, dirt roads. Literally one bold brown line all the way up and down the backside of his underwear. Made all the other guys go dead silent, I don't think the stripper noticed though. She went and kept grinding on him, while he was still awkwardly standing still not doing anything. Then she grabbed his butt. Fingers right on the skid marks. She must have felt it or something, because she immediately wiped her hand and got off the stage.
Oh and this kid uses the fact he has aspergers/autism as a crutch for [I]everything[/I]
[I]"I forgot about the homework assignment because I have autism."[/I]
Found a picture of him:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/wFRlB2X.png[/t]
I was the idiot who watched Jurrasic park when i was five and ran around the playground Roaring like a Trex or Velociraptor until i was in second grade.
back in high school we had this really pale and shy dude in my class
he was always acting awkward and let out a tiny nervous giggle every time he spoke to someone
he also drew tons of guns in class. and whenever he felt inclined to do so, he let out a dead baby joke.
he was really interested in weapons, and he surfed these gun and airsoft websites instead of working during media classes
he also stenched like a motherfucker and his hair was covered in dandruff
and he always spent like 30 minutes in the bathroom, doing god knows what (some people I talked to told me they heard repeated, rhytmic dunking coming from one of the stalls, whoop de doo)
one late afternoon, while it was just us two left in the classroom, I went to the bathroom for a few minutes. when I came back, I noticed through the door window he was watching hentai on his fucking [I]school computer[/I]. when I came knocking in, he scrambled to shut it down and stared at me for one minute or something, before packing up in a haste and running out of the classroom, with probably the stiffest poker face I've ever seen
poor guy
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;47079836]Oh man I have a video for this one.
When I was in high school I used to eat my lunch outside when it was sunny. I usually ate with the ROTC kids because it's like a big family and everyone knows everybody.
And then there was this kid. I never knew his first name, but his last name was Looney.
Yes. Fucking Looney.
So one day I was sitting with the ROTC kids eating lunch as usual, and here he comes with two apples in his hands. I didn't think anything of it until I saw what he did with them next.
He set them ontop of a trash can and headbutted them.
Yes.
Headbutted them.
I somehow by a miraculous stroke of luck managed to get it on camera
[url=https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10200684235942306&set=vb.1653297083&type=3]Fucking Incredible[/url][/QUOTE]
Link's broken. Mind uploading it to pomf.se or something?
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