• 100 Reasons why people want a Zombie Apocalypse
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Once in a while, everybody wants to experience a zombie apocalypse, but what's your reason? Let's start! 1.No school/work
2. No more bad threads on Facepunch since the internet will break
3. Nerdy guys have massive E-peen they want to show off because they think it will actually happen.
2. There is a chance that Justin Bieber may either be dead or zombified.
Girls will finally chase you guys.
3. Rape. [B]EVERYTHING.[/B]
[QUOTE=Marlamin;22352709]2. No more bad threads on Facepunch since the internet will break[/QUOTE] Internets designed to survive a nuclear Apocalypse, it would probably stay up. 4. all the retarded females and males would be eaten instantly, natural selection FTW.
4. fuck counting in order
5. You get to kill/torture anthing anytime!
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;22352812]Internets designed to survive a nuclear Apocalypse, it would probably stay up. 4. all the retarded females and males would be eaten instantly, natural selection FTW.[/QUOTE] The FP servers are in garry's office in Walsall. I sincerely doubt that would survive a zombie apocalypse. :v:
6. No "working" only surviving
7. They're all dumbasses.
8. So i can call ALL of my friends the minute the radio broadacst starts and be like " HAY, I WAS RIIIGHT! YOU SAID I WAS CRAZY AND NOOOOOW WHAAAAT!!! ILL BE OVER IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES GONNA CALL [Other Friends]"
Steal shit from shops.
10. Because we saw it once in a movie and we think it's cool to do what you see in movies. Monkey see, monkey do.
11. To build my uber fort and kill zombies with a kalashnikov.
12. Wank to anything.. [b]ANYTHING.[/b]
13. Fap on the balcony without anyone noticing (except zombies)
14. You can finally try out that new rifle on a person without any ramifications
15. You want to try to be cool. All that happens is you get killed in bed.
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;22352812]Internets designed to survive a nuclear Apocalypse, it would probably stay up. 4. all the retarded females and males would be eaten instantly, natural selection FTW.[/QUOTE]Depends on how long the power would last. Nuclear plants, for example, are designed to shut down if nobody is monitoring them.
16. They are 12 years old and play too many zombie games.
[QUOTE=ashzu;22365442]16. They are 12 years old and play too many zombie games.[/QUOTE] That is not a reason
17.You can take [B][U]ANY[/U][/B] car you want and not get chased by the policia
18. People won't need to make games about it anymore
19. Try to be demoman without facing the consequences!
20. Feeling true fear 21. discovering who your real friends are 22. To see if you have what it takes to survive
23. Because it's impossible.
because they don't know how it works because they spend all the day in their rooms
25. Corpse sex...
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