No matter how clean I think I've got it, it smells nasty. And that worries me. I realize what it's for, but surely there's a way to make the smell go away?
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Why did I make this thread?
Go to a doctor if you're that concerned.
'Doctor my ass smells like shit.'
'That's normal.'
Have you gotten any feedback from other people about it, or is it just you being anal about the way your ass smells? If no one else notices it it could just be you thinking it's stronger than it really is.
Maybe you should let me have a sniff, I'll tell you if it's that bad or not.
Just bleach it then? A lot of people do that.
Wait, that only lightens the skin color around your anus.
It's just me, no one's ever sniffed there before.
Just put one of those minty car fresheners in your underpants than. So when ever you fart, it'll smell like mints.
dont stable it with the donkey
You should put your ass up to a canary cage. If the canary dies, you might want to see a doctor.
Wash your ass in the shower and wipe properly, having a bad diet makes your farts and shit even worse as well.
Failing that, try this.
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Also, if you can actually smell it while walking around. If you sticking your legs over your head to smell your ass, I would go to the psychologist.
Would you also like a glass of water that isn't wet?
Or perhaps you'd be interested in a sun that doesn't shine?
Why the fuck did I click this thread
wash it
Start shitting flowers, it works for me.
[QUOTE=Nerts;31491372]Wash your ass in the shower and wipe properly, having a bad diet makes your farts and shit even worse as well.
Failing that, try this.
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Oh god, why did this arouse me
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[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;31492557]Oh god, why did this arouse me[/QUOTE]
You probably have a toothpaste fetish
Ram a bar of soap up there.
Like until you can't walk anymore.
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;31492557]Oh god, why did this arouse me[/QUOTE]
Because you are normal.
Or alternatively, stop breathing.
Wash it properly and stop eating pizza every fucking night
Remember to wipe.
How do you even smell it? Do you just bend over and put your head between your legs?
[QUOTE=TCB;31498107]How do you even smell it? Do you just bend over and put your head between your legs?[/QUOTE]
Assholes have a large radius of stench.
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How is this funny. This is the most logical thing posted in this thread.
A cleaner diet, more fiber/healthy amino acids, if you're overweight that can contribute.
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