Anyone have a crowbar?
I just got one today. I don't have any use for one. I just got it because it's an iconic video game weapon used by Freeman. It will be useful during the zombie apocalypse when I have to cave skulls in or pry locked bunkers open. I wish the crowbar I bought was lighter. In HL, Freeman swings the crowbar with ease, it goes "SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH, SWOOSH." When I swing my crowbar, it just feels slow, heavy, and deliberate.
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What.
The only reason Gordon can swing it with ease, and just one hand, is due to the HEV suit augmenting his strength and agility. He could also be using one made of titanium, since it would be lighter (which I doubt, from the looks of it in HL1&2.) If you got it just because Gordon Freeman used it, then you'd better put it to good use.
I have a crowbar left from when I was building onto my house, very handy tool indeed.
What are you waiting for, go beat up some gas masked cops.
And some worms too.
Have one in my parents, I didn't even know it was there until I was looking for something a year ago. Shit's heavy, could do a lot of damage
I have a crowbar
here's a picture
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I have a smaller one, and I can swing it with ease.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;35107758]I have a smaller one, and I can swing it with ease.[/QUOTE]
lame
it has to be old, heavy and [I]red[/I]
I like how the OP refers to the zombie apocalypse as if it's coming.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;35108362]I like how the OP refers to the zombie apocalypse as if it's coming.[/QUOTE]
Do you live under a rock? You'd better get a crowbar too.
FINALLY! i've been waiting for a nice crowbar thread for so long. i just never had the balls to actually make one.
cqbcat, you are my fucking hero
I better go looking for a crowbar in some lab.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;35107758]I have a smaller one, and I can swing it with ease.[/QUOTE]
Hehe
If they made a Half-Life movie, they should have a scene where Gordon Freeman climbs a mountain with crowbars
i got a spatula to chop my animies
Yeah I also noticed how in Half-lives Gordon Freeman swings the crowbar really fast with one hand, like there's no weight-momentum type deal in the crowbar.
And I don't remember anything about the HEV-suit augmenting Dr. Freeman's strenght. I do remember however that the HEV-suit has an intraveinous morphine pumping system, (among some other interesting stuff.)
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;35110159]Yeah I also noticed how in Half-lives Gordon Freeman swings the crowbar really fast with one hand, like there's no weight-momentum type deal in the crowbar.
And I don't remember anything about the HEV-suit augmenting Dr. Freeman's strenght. I do remember however that the HEV-suit has an intraveinous morphine pumping system, (among some other interesting stuff.)[/QUOTE]
hes a theoretical physicist, you gotta remember that.
I have a few. I do know that we have a red one and might have a blue one somewhere.
I have one and it is quite heavy.
Crowbars discussion V1: Gordon Freeman edition
It also a virgin amplifier.
Speaking of half life, when is hl3 coming out? I mean this is just getting ridiculous now.
[QUOTE=greendevil;35117201]Speaking of half life, when is hl3 coming out? I mean this is just getting ridiculous now.[/QUOTE]
Well...you're kid's kids will probably be able to play it if they're lucky.
gordon freeman with his crowbar
sly cooper with his cane
the resemblance is stunning
Crowbar isn't that great as a weapon unless you make some changes to it, such as adding something heavy to the other end. Plus, wrapping some hockey tape around the handle will help you get a better grip.
Mine didn't come red. I was mad. I painted it red. Now I'm not mad.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;35108362]I like how the OP refers to the zombie apocalypse as if it's coming.[/QUOTE]
Are you implying that the zombie apocalypse will not happen?
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