• random Omegle discussions!
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I couldn't find a similar thread so i decided to make one. Post your random omegle discussions here. This is one of my friends she had in class. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: 17/f/usa Stranger: hey You: hi:) Stranger: i am m 21 Stranger: ur name You: Lisa... urs? Stranger: david You: where u from? Stranger: britain Stranger: u like sex You: sure Stranger: it's great Stranger: then how can i help u Stranger: and also don't be shy Stranger: hello You: ur a taco stealing loser Stranger: y You: cuz i said u r Stranger: but y Stranger: say rweason You: cuz u stole my TACO Stranger: reason You: duh Stranger: taco means Stranger: are u there You: taco is a taco? you know the cooked tortilla that has refried beans and lettuce and salsa and peppers and ground beef and sour cream...... o and onions and tomatoes....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You: and cheese Stranger: ok Stranger: but u ARE SO WRONG You: NO I AM NOT Stranger: ok Stranger: will u be my frnd Stranger: what happen Stranger: dear You: i am not a deer and i want my taco back! Stranger: ok Stranger: what un happen about u sex Stranger: don't be bother You: WHERE IS MY TACO! You: i want my fucking taco Stranger: ur boobs size Stranger: hello You: TAcOx10 Stranger: it's too large Stranger: are u agree You: hahaha el stupido perdadore! Tu eres chikco puto! Stranger: don't speak this language Stranger: bhosdi You: haha god You: good Stranger: bahan chod Stranger: u agree You: I KNEW IT!!!! Stranger: are u bhosdi Stranger: what You: I DONT KNOW!!!! I WANT MY TACO Stranger: taco is gone to hell You: WELL GO GET IT Stranger: i am not ur darling Stranger: ok You: haha nope ur not.. llol Stranger: will u be my girl frnd Stranger: i will give u more sex Stranger: as u want You: NO I WANT MY FUCKING GOD DAMNED TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: y Stranger: i will satisfy u Stranger: bhosdi Stranger: bye You: YOU MUDDA FUDDA GET ME MY FUCKIN TACO Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Well done fag.
Am i the only one who fucking damn near pissed myself laughing over this? I mean just listen to his english, he sounds like a retarded hispanic maid.
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