• Life Story
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Clearly ripped off thread, who cares. You see a light. You are being removed from your mother's womb. You see some people. A) Scream like fuck B) Cry like fuck C) Kick like fuck D) Other like fuck First reply chooses.
A
D; Suck thumb like fuck.
You scream like fuck and damage your vocal cords permanently. You are now mute. The doctors all have a rage face and their heads are probably about to blow up from the horrible screaming that came out of you some seconds ago. ~JUMP A FEW WEEKS~ You are lying in a crib. You hear footsteps and you see your mother next to your crib. A) Spit on your mother. B) Kick around C) Try to laugh, which doesn't work because you're mute. D) Stare at your mother.
Nuu! A!
You try to spit on your mom but it falls short and the spit falls back on your face. Your mother laughs and takes a picture. She uploads it to the internet, and 2 million people view it. You are now famous. What should you do? (No multi-choice here, just say what)
Aw, I thought the thread was "post your life story"
Thread topic changed. Topic is now: Post your life story.
Become a child porn star!
Raped a dog at 12. Lost virginity at 492. Fuck, I mean 347
Shit man you weak
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