• What did you do that was embarrassing today?
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I dropped a whole gallon of milk at Wal-mart today.
I went to buy a Shake Weight for my sister's birthday. Buy it last. Don't get caught with it. Use a reusable bag so people won't see it.
I was caught jacking of in public. :saddowns:
Spent 10 minutes looking for the bacon bits for my salad. They were on the table.
Everyone laughed at me because the really scary schizophrenic a.d.d kid has been moved into my cabin at school camp. I will not sleep well for that week.
One of the girls in my class had to sit next to me due to lack of seats, and at one point, since I had my head down because I was tired, she says "Hey look, its me. Look" I put my head up, and shes holding her phone in front of me with a close up of her boobs and vag in the mirror. I put my head down after a split moment and try to ignore the fact that my friends nearby are laughing their heads off. I then feel my teacher tap my arm and he whispers to me "you lucky dog" Whats so bad about that? My asshole friend Jacob decided to tell everyone. EVERYONE, That I had used her phone and taken a nude pic of her while I was in her house, since I live down the block from her.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;24179647]One of the girls in my class had to sit next to me due to lack of seats, and at one point, since I had my head down because I was tired, she says "Hey look, its me. Look" I put my head up, and shes holding her phone in front of me with a close up of her boobs and vag in the mirror. I put my head down after a split moment and try to ignore the fact that my friends nearby are laughing their heads off. I then feel my teacher tap my arm and he whispers to me "you lucky dog" Whats so bad about that? My asshole friend Jacob decided to tell everyone. EVERYONE, That I had used her phone and taken a nude pic of her while I was in her house, since I live down the block from her.[/QUOTE] "to tell everyone. EVERYONE, That I had used her phone and taken a nude pic of her while I was in her house" Dude. is that a bad thing? ugh :S I might be dumb, so feel free to rate me boxes but... she showed a nude pic of herself to you? and your friends are laughing to you? I dont get it, at that point my friends would be opening some 500$ champagne bottles. Again, i might be dumb... Is she good lookin? but MAN. if she is, your friends just envy you. ... are your friends, uh... homosexuals? :frog: [B]My story:[/B] Its simple, i looked at a chicks ass and just... couldnt get my eyes off it. Luckily didnt get caught. It was so... :huh:
Posted something gay on facepunch thank god searching is disabled :v:
I guess buying 30 cans of energy drink was kinda awkward. Oh and lots of candy.
Cracked a joke no one thought was funny
Bump a year old thread
Fell asleep in history class today, and had one of those dreams where you feel like you're falling. I woke up in a panic, headbutting my desk with a loud thump. The guy next to me was like "What the fuck?" and I just kept a poker face
I was out shopping and some dude Brushed up against me and i swear to god he Grabbed my Breasts while everyone in the shop was looking. :suicide:
[QUOTE=nimaratu;33009521]I was out shopping and some dude Brushed up against me and i swear to god he Grabbed my Breasts while everyone in the shop was looking. :suicide:[/QUOTE] i swear i thought those were the watermelons
Bad Naos! Go sit on the naughty step!
[QUOTE=nimaratu;33009521]I was out shopping and some dude Brushed up against me and i swear to god he Grabbed my Breasts while everyone in the shop was looking. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Oh, don't be so high of yourself. :v:
I was out shopping and some dude Brushed up against me and i swear to god he Grabbed my Junk while everyone in the shop was looking. :suicide:
[QUOTE=Andaeeee;33009573]I was out shopping and some dude Brushed up against me and i swear to god he Grabbed my Junk while everyone in the shop was looking. :suicide:[/QUOTE] JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU MENTALLY SCARRED? IT'S OKAY, HE DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM IT'S OKAY.
Looking at my year old post... Can i snip it? please?
No.
Got caught checking out some girls ass.
had a stranger peel an old egg mcmuffin wrapper off my arse as i was ordering 3 sets of fish and chips at the chippy. abso disgusting.
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