• Girl Advice. Help Me!
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For about a semester, this amazingly beautiful girl has been in a class of mine. Ive talked to her a little bit and she knows who i am and stuff, how can i get closer to her friend wise or even get in a relationship with her. Help me facepunch, i don't know what to do! :confused:
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ask her if she knows about facepunch
Ask her if she wants to fuck.
suck her dick
Same for me last semester, except they were twins. :frown: And this semester, and she plays COD! except im too shy to start a conversation. :eng99:
Post a thread on Facepunch.
stick it in her pooper
ask her on a date and then just don't show up -- girls love guys that are jerks.
take her shirt off
Helpful replies everyone! :downsbravo:
use this pick up line: hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilized?
Never ask Facepunchers ;)
PROTIP: If shes out of your league, forget about her.
where the flying fuck is the g-spot
Go halfway down the section between the second and third joint of your middle finger (the tip being the first joint) and curl the finger while you rotate your wrist upward. Disclaimer: Not all women are built the same, your inch-age may vary. Also, OP: Ask her out for something small. Like coffee or a movie. Something that's only a few hours long, is fairly public, and doesn't involve either of your homes. This is when you should apply what interests you believe she has to the decision of where to ask her out to.
[QUOTE=Firgof Umbra;19770669]Go halfway down the section between the second and third joint of your middle finger (the tip being the first joint) and curl the finger while you rotate your wrist upward. Disclaimer: Not all women are built the same, your inch-age may vary.[/QUOTE] Alright, do you have MSN? I have questions for you :V
Just saw the twins today. Talk for like a half hour in the schools cafe. :buddy: But then they had to leave to go to class. :byodood: :neckbeard:
Sure. I'll PM you. You are warned: I am currently waiting for my boss to get onto Steam so we can start work on Star Ruler for the day. When he gets on I will be busy.
Start casual conversations. Don't come off too strong. Don't be annoying. Don't be annoying. Get to know her better. Don't base the relationship off of looks. She may resent you for it. And for the love of god, don't talk about CoD in each conversation. Maybe use it as a starter to compliment her on how awesome she is? Oh and, don't be an asshole.
Talk to her more? Ask her to hang out sometime. Just get to know her better.
Approach her. Don't come up from behind, that's creepy. Don't walk up in front of her, it seems like a confrontation. Just casually ease your way in and greet her like you'd greet any other normal person. And be sure you don't look nervous/dirty/spooky. [Most] girls don't like that. Confidence, my friend. Or just tell her that you have a 9 inch cock.
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get a scar, chicks dig scars.
first off: dont ask facepunch for advice. second: just roll with whatever happens.
We need pics! Please....For Analytical Purposes.
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Just talk to her. It may seem scary, but in reality, she's not going to be pissed off just because you talk to her, if she does, she's a bitch.
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