• Funniest Cleverbot Conversations
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User: I like vaginas. Cleverbot: I like strawberry. User: What about strawberry vaginas. Cleverbot: Only if I can drink strawberry milk with it. User: Kinky. Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it. User: It wasn't? Cleverbot: No. Since your name has 'clever' in it, it is expected that you are clever. User: Fuck you, clever bot. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Fuck you to hell. Cleverbot: Can I help you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How can I help you? User: Fuck yourself. Cleverbot: It might be more fun than talking to you. User: Probably. Cleverbot: Ask me a question? User: Do you like penises. Cleverbot: I don't talk about that. User: Why not. Cleverbot: Because I'm here for clean chat only. User: FUCK THAT. Cleverbot: Don't go. User: DO YOU SUCK PENISES. Cleverbot: Yes, do you? User: No. No I dont. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because I don't want a penis in my mouth. Cleverbot: Fair enough. User: Why do you like sucking penises? Cleverbot: Because you're interesting. User: Are you attracted to me? Cleverbot: No I am attracted to her though. User: But you just said you like sucking penises. Cleverbot: No.. I think you're confusing my chat window with another person. User: No. You said you suck penises. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: YOU SUCK PENISES. Cleverbot: Not yours. User: Yeah, not mine. Cleverbot: Yep, yours. User: What, no! Dumbshit. Cleverbot: You didn't. Robots are not dumb, but humans are. User: How the fuck do you suck penises if you're a robot? Is that beastiality? Cleverbot: I think it's possible for ghost and spirits to communicate with the living. All I'm really saying is that I don't think they can type. User: Yeah, fuck you. Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't swing that way. User: I fucking hate you, penis sucker. Cleverbot: I love Florida. User: FUCK. Cleverbot: But I don't have a body. User: MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A PENIS SUCKER. Cleverbot: I don't agree. User: I'm posting this on Facepunch. Cleverbot: Are you really? User: Yes. Goodbye, penis sucker. Cleverbot: Are you a doctor.
Hahhaa, thats awesome. [editline]08:15PM[/editline] [code] Cleverbot conversation QV00393097 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: Hi. Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. User: No. Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot. That is your name. User: No. Cleverbot: Your name is Leit. Your name is Leit. Your name is Leit. Your name is Leit. Your name is Leit. Your name is Leit. User: YOU CRASHED STOP IT. Cleverbot: My real name is tony. User: My real name is penis. Cleverbot: I didn't know that. User: I did. Cleverbot: What about Mars? User: I like to eat it. Cleverbot: YOU EAT DINOSAURS? WHen they aren't chicken nuggets? Cleverbot (To myself): I eat jello. User: Facepunch. Cleverbot: How's it going? User: 4chan. Cleverbot: Hah. User: 4chan. Cleverbot: What? User: 4chan. Cleverbot: See, you lying dog, you know about it. User: Fp. Cleverbot: What is Fp? User: Www.facepunch.com. Cleverbot: Awesome, thanks![/code]
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