• Gerbil Passed Away
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One of my two gerbils has passed away and I don't know how I should dispose of her. I don't want her to go into a garbage, but we're in an apartment building so I can't exactly go digging either. Any one have any alternative ideas?
Tie a bunch of balloons to it and give it a ~space burial~
gerbil stew
Taxidermy?
Go find a local park or something
Make them into slippers or tie them to your ceiling fan blades and watch them go on the high setting!
Ok get a shit ton of sticks, and make a little raft. Then buy some lighter fuel and with your gerbil get to the nearest lake or river. Douse them both with lighter fuel and put them out to the water before lighting them on fire. Your gerbil is now METAL and VIKING.
Drive to some woods and put him in some leaves
Make a pillar of sticks, set his body in it, and light it on fire. Let him go out as a warrior.
Yea do what 'stacheman said.
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There are some really good ideas here. I'm very fond of the viking burial at sea idea. Thank you for your kind replies.
If you can't bury it, then perhaps get it cremated? I know my local vet does this, and they let you chose what is done with the ashes. You can get them put into a nice wooden box or something.
[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;39304938]If you can't bury it, then perhaps get it cremated? I know my local vet does this, and they let you chose what is done with the ashes. You can get them put into a nice wooden box or something.[/QUOTE] I would reccomend this. Whatever you do though, try to get a foot print in clay/ink/ect. to have for later. My vet did this with ceramic with my last 2 two dogs, and they are quite nice to have.
Tie it to a firework.
turn it into a helicopter
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;39300576]Ok get a shit ton of sticks, and make a little raft. Then buy some lighter fuel and with your gerbil get to the nearest lake or river. Douse them both with lighter fuel and put them out to the water before lighting them on fire. Your gerbil is now METAL and VIKING.[/QUOTE] That's how I retired my old bath robe. That thing was so fucking comfortable, but it was getting pretty worn. And now it resides in Robehalla
I recommend the footprint idea. Then I also recommend the cremation idea. Either viking-at-sea or make a massive bonfire for it.
Place it close to a Tarantula's bureau.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;39300576]Ok get a shit ton of sticks, and make a little raft. Then buy some lighter fuel and with your gerbil get to the nearest lake or river. Douse them both with lighter fuel and put them out to the water before lighting them on fire. Your gerbil is now METAL and VIKING.[/QUOTE] I did this to my bird when it died, I even gave him a tiny viking sword and helmet I found on some toys.
swallow it whole
incinerate it and keep it's ash RIP in peace
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