What do you do when a girl starts on a girl that your with?
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I was sitting in Pizza Hut today with my friend, and this fat chavvy bitch let out a massive belch, and we started laughing, and then this fat cow started on my friend threatening to hit her and stuff. Which she probably would of done considering how chavvy and fat she was. My question is, as a guy, what should you do in that sort of situation? No matter how manly she is, theres no way i'm going to lay a finger on a girl.
Serious answers please. I'll get one of the silly answers out of the way "tempt her away with pizza".
Eat her leggs off.
Call the manager.
And get a bulldozer.
Break up the fight in a comical way
rip that bitch a new asshole
Put yourself between your friend and her, don't close your fists, don't advance towards her, talk calmly.
kick her fucking head in till her brains are leaking out
Kill your girlfriend.
[QUOTE=toxicpiano;16206515]kick her fucking head in till her brains are leaking out[/QUOTE]
OR,eat her legs off.:razz:
[QUOTE=toxicpiano;16206515]kick her fucking head in till her brains are leaking out[/QUOTE]
and fuck the hole it's leaking out of!
I don't understand, why man hitting woman is "bad" if sometimes the girl that start with the agression
I personally would push the fatty away and say the magic words: "Fuck off"
[QUOTE=Joxalot;16206560]I don't understand, why man hitting woman is "bad" if sometimes the girl that start with the agression
I personally would push the fatty away and say the magic words: "Fuck off"[/QUOTE]
I know, personally I would of loved to batter her but it would clearly end up with me getting myself in a fight with someone else, which is usually the case with all boy vs girl fights.
Best reaction is to avoid fight, or pray the girl with you know how to jab
You're a victim of "Gender equality".
Either you don't do violent things to girls nor boys. Or you do violent things to both. Don't let the gender decide for these things.
Just act like you would if it was a man.
If your gonna beat up a girl you might as well rape her while your at it
eat her out
not funny.
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not you bricknhead
[QUOTE=BricknHead;16207835]eat her out[/QUOTE]
yes do this
[QUOTE=toxicpiano;16206515]kick her fucking head in till her brains are leaking out[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing this is better Foghorn?
I don't know what I'd do. I think I'd be afraid to confront here because of the chance that she might fall on top of me, squishing or suffocating me to death with her rolls.
not cool man not cool
always carry cupcakes with you in case of this. Throw one a few feet away and run while she's distracted, it's like a fatty flashbang.
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16207905]I'm guessing this is better Foghorn?[/QUOTE]
better than what
Get inbetween the two of them and try break it up. If that fails then push the fat one out the way sharply, but not in a way that would hurt.
nvm
Better than what I said... -_-
none of this is funny really, not just what you said
Give her a good, hard dicking.
Either that or just leave. Move to a different seat or something.
Move yourself between them and let the bitch know that you're the boss by raising your voice to a deafening screech. Just kidding, but raise your voice and be all like "Hey! What the hell [B](fuck)[/B] do you think you're [B]fucking[/B] doing? Just calm [B]the fuck[/B] down [B]bitch[/B]"
I added optional swear words in bold :v:
Basically don't get into a big fight, but let her know that you stand by your girl and don't take shit from any motherfucker.
[QUOTE=Foghorn;16207976]none of this is funny really, not just what you said[/QUOTE]
whatchu talkin bout willis?
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[QUOTE=lettuce_head;16208212]Move yourself between them and let the bitch know that you're the boss by raising your voice to a deafening screech. Just kidding, but raise your voice and be all like "Hey! What the hell [B](fuck)[/B] do you think you're [B]fucking[/B] doing? Just calm [B]the fuck[/B] down [B]bitch[/B]"
I added optional swear words in bold :v:
Basically don't get into a big fight, but let her know that you stand by your girl and don't take shit from any motherfucker.[/QUOTE]
Good, interactive reply, I like it.
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